Jon

First time in my bitcoin life I’m thankful 99% of my bitcoin converts couldn’t be convinced into self-custody

This weekend, Front Porch Coffee Co. & Bakery is selling 250th anniversary T shirts for $17.76!

We will not be charging our customers the legally required 8.25% sales tax on those sales. We’ll foot that bill.

Roughly 250 years ago, the Founding Fathers decided to separate from what they believed to be a tyrannical government, due in part to an effective 8% tax on tea.

I’m thankful I live in this country, and hope we learn to lean into the original ethos of individual liberty and a general distain for governmental tyranny.

Happy 4th weekend!

My coffee shop is selling these t shirts over the weekend for $17.76 with NO TAX as the founding fathers intended.

Summer time maintenance on the Slayer espresso machine at Front Porch Coffee Company!

There is an exactly zero percent chance I just lump summed the bottom at 61k.

Downside incoming!

58k gang is about the go crazy again

Bored at $68k, what a blessing

I have a meeting with my banker at my coffee shop in 20 minutes. Should I change mugs?

does this mean bottom is in? 😂

The FIRST bitcoin transaction at my coffee shop. I used Square to receive and the payer used Cashapp.

Thanks

for providing easy UI experience all around.

#mediumofexchange

If a child does something but the parents isn’t there to watch it, did the child actually do anything?

I walk around my coffee shop with this. Time to hide in plain sight!

Anyone else enjoy down times in bitcoin more than ATH?

Idk what it is, just feels calmer and more purposeful.

Makes me hopeful for a day I can stop thinking about the value of my money and just earn, spend, and save based on my personal proof of work.

I think I’m just ready for Bitcoin to no longer have a price.

I’ve heard of slippage on exchanges & atm’s . . . But DAMN

Who’s trying to use bitchat this weekend in Texas when the cell towers go down?

Really appreciate Nostr for not restricting earnings payouts.

Lost out on sats today because I can’t convert until the 18th 😑

Is there a better nostr client than primal for videos? I have a 14 second video that won’t upload after waiting 10 minutes.

Time for some proof of work at Front Porch Coffee Company!

Pretty baller Christmas present from my no-coiner brother.

I know I’m going to wait to light it. Question is should I wait until 500k or 1MM per coin?

Made the mistake of listening to

before a family Christmas gathering

I’m sure you can imagine how the conversation with a family member about the federal reserve went 😑

The people have spoken:

And the rabbit hole begins

Taking my coffee shop kitchen off the seed oil standard to tallow. Anyone know where I can get wholesale food grade tallow? I’m estimating 2 gallons a month.

any help?

Square integration has really made these conversations with business owners a total softball at this point

Tradfi Financial advisor friend at Merrill said effective Jan 1 ‘26 they’re completely dropping client net worth qualifications for Bitcoin ETF exposure from $1MM to zero and they are now recommending 1-3% allocation.

Original client qualifications was $10MM just 12 months ago . . .

Paid a vendor in on chain bitcoin because debit card fraud prevention was bouncing my transaction.

Happened twice and all I said on the call was, “We wouldn’t have this problem if I were paying you in Bitcoin.”

I appreciate the Thanksgiving micro pump to help us all out at tomorrow’s meal time convo’s with family

#asknostr #mining

Can someone help me set up & recommend bitcoin miners in my 1800sqft greenhouse? I pay over $1k a month to heat it in winter months and I want the heat.

My technical expertise ends at running a node.

I have potential applications in an industrial building I need heated as well.

ChatGPT has gotten noticeably worse over the last 30 days

is there a square merchant map, not just bitcoin enabled?

I’ll be able to find all the square merchants in my town a lot faster if I don’t have to visit all of them 😉

Make sure when you ask a merchant (politely) if they accept bitcoin, the correct way to ask is in a very confused voice, “Y’all don’t accept bitcoin yet? You can do it from Square.”

I’m traveling this weekend and I find myself checking the cashapp map constantly looking for ways to spend sats in different cities

What did I tell you guys!

Coffee and flowers available for sats in Abilene, TX!

Thanks

Got setup on Square for Front Porch Coffee.

Currently going to have to switch between current POS and Square to process, but it’s a start!

My Flower shop is (literally) on the map!

Coffee shop coming soon :)

Bored at $106k, what a blessing

My close friends know I’m a bitcoiner.

Just got this text, “What do you know/think of XRP?”

Someone please tell me that customers acting like entitled pricks is a fiat symptom so I can hope for a day it gets better

Don’t get fooled, I unloaded a clip yesterday. Bull trap incoming

Just fired some dry powder . . . so for those of you wondering if we’re done with downside just wanted to give a heads up that we’re going down more here pretty quick.

Bored at $104k, what a blessing

Someone smarter than me tell me the catch with

‘s 5% borrowing rate.

Can’t help but feel like there’s something I’m missing

Stacked 35k sats last month thanks to

‘s interest savings account paid in BTC.

Thanks

I can’t approve a bank ACH because the MFA app my bank requires uses AWS . . .

No one told my grill that it’s a bear market

Thanks for the ammo

On support chat with Stripe payment processor:

GM from Front Porch Coffee Company!

Featuring our Honeysuckle latte:

Someone point me in the direction of some bitcoin art that is extremely subtle / unrealizable to people not in the know.

I want to display it in my coffee shop.

Bored at $109k, what a blessing

I want to live in a world where I can run my businesses without a bank and without profitability drawbacks from doing so, if I so choose.

Any suggestions on fast breaking?

Thinking some bone broth for breakfast and then a couple of eggs for lunch and finish off the day with some tilapia and avocado.

Started a 72 hour fast last night.

Can’t let an ATH make me relax!

1. Rally for ants
2. CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERRRR

I have to stop telling my wife about ATH’s because she wants to buy a bigger house and sats would have hit the chopping block to do it 😬

Am I stacking hard enough yet?

Nothing is more infuriating than business operating checking accounts that have to be fiat.

So. Much. Fiat.

Freedom money > NGU

Follow my friend

!

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He hasn’t quite embraced the Orange Pill, but he told me today he thinks he’s a libertarian and, “Between how Trump has handled this Epstein thing and the way they made the Charlie memorial a campaign night, I’m out.”

I invited him to Nostr and promised that Nostriches are all capable of talking about things other than Bitcoin :)

Bored at $112k, what a blessing

Still waiting for my first Sat purchase of coffee, I know it’s coming soon!

I told my young son today that thunder was cloud toots and rain was cloud pee.

I have no regrets.

Front Porch Coffee Company acquisition is complete as of Monday!

Legal Disclaimer: No Sats were harmed in the making of this deal.

Business checkbook took over two weeks to get to me in the mail.

We’re going to look at this age of banking like we look at dialup internet 🤦‍♀️

Sent that same friend this podcast.

His reply, “1:30 in and I love these silly bitcoiners” followed by, “Make it easy for me to buy bitcoin and I’ll do it today I feel like a dumbass for this but screw it.”

Freedom money > NGU

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NGU has orange pilled none of my friends. Charlie Kirk may have just converted one.

35 minutes of my life I’ll never get back

Time to waste another half hour of my life opening a business bank account.

#bitcoinfixesthis