Time for the best nap while it rains


Used to have a lot of fun here. Serious poster ONLY now. Dicey rapes his mom and if u think that's funny, well, BLOCKED FOREVER ♾️ :ngh: https://cum.salon/notice/AeSNLkSc3gza3K30FM
Time for the best nap while it rains


:sog:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T8iV9RjYLdw&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D Did y'all hear about this? 🍊
10/25/2026, 1 engagement
another story cum
https://cum.salon/media/f9421d593275e984d6c21ca7f197a042d596501ad17dedab4cb43bebd340b86b.m2a
try these curls u have to do em alternating like that and u need to alternate starting right or left starting arm cause the second set hits the second muscle group hardest so if you start with the left arm in a bicep curl u start with your right arm for the bicep curl next set so it's actually like doing a 2 count of them per to finish a circuit for a full set (+puppers to start
have you heard of this?
10/24/2026, 1 engagement
Im the holy grail and I'm filled with CUM. drink up chuddys 🍶 :cumchogger: :madrinkin:
we had ice cream together, now we're about to have manufactures chicken flavoured processed soy product!






pep peps home dance
the real question is what do u get if I eat all of all 4 (I'm kinda hungry)


I knew I might need a new phone soon, nigga the vibration gear is actually dying in it mdr :ancapchanlol:
10/21/2026, 1 engagement
You might be cool, but you'll never be as cool as me eating cool whip with my dogs on a hot day


I thought I got fat and complacent I haven't looked in a mirror for a while. I guess I have to take that back mdr



look at this fox
10/20/2026, 1 engagement
when :danielstevens_dance: so you :fatteyhogdeath: and :cummo:
10/19/2026, 1 engagement
pern dog I need to remove this shit ass pedo clanker how do I remove followers on here?

10/18/2026, 1 engagement
Here's a featured post from our beloved sponsor

10/18/2026, 1 engagement
Remember u can't be charged for raping a dead body cause an inanimate object can't consent


https://lfxjewelry.com/collections/24k-goldI really want some of that but it's 24k jewelry so it's meant to be stored u can't wear it it's too soft great collector pieces though
10/18/2026, 1 engagement
So pretty


Bet you weren't ready for this
that's not how it is I promise I'm GLAD I don't have a foid ruining my cool space


any idea what happened to ryona? I heard it's down
10/12/2026, 1 engagement
Im tired of all you ungrateful wenches I'm LEAVING
okay I'm done with being bullied on the fedi I'm leaving
fops
10/9/2026, 2 engagements

would u do jazz hands for a bathing goose?

man
didn't even call me a nigger for my birthday I'm starting to think he's feeling some kinda way I might have to come break his knees if he don't start acting right. Not even a mild slur I'm disappointed
10/6/2026, 1 engagement
I've decided I'm going to write a graphic novel. And it will be graphic :cp:
Posted nigger again award
Kicking day
Nigger
10/4/2026, 1 engagement

Jelqed


10/4/2026, 1 engagement
remember that time I accused dutch of being iceloops? I made it up just to make him upset though I did think for a moment someone told me that I realized no this was the first time I had heard of it but I was mixing up some other person's alt. It was a pretty good laugh he tried pretty hard to get me kicked off the salon

10/3/2026, 2 engagements

10/3/2026, 1 engagement
Somewhere out there, Charlie roots having a wet dream about strangling me

10/2/2026, 1 engagement
you know what I'm tired of all this racism im taking my tire and I'm leaving
Caleb's gotten FAT
9/30/2026, 1 engagement


9/29/2026, 1 engagement
brib
briblyfe
9/29/2026, 1 engagement
"what would you do if you met them" Me vs them



Fat orange niqquer got that THUG shaker


9/28/2026, 3 engagements
Someone wrote NIGGER on the wall at work with a permie. It was me I'm the culprit of fun having an no one can stop me not even Joe biden
I can't believe it people have been telling me we're not married I bit 10 people over this infraction this week :pregnant_man:
9/27/2026, 1 engagement
Japanese beetles are swarming me rn :vomit:
All clean. Doing surfaces today



All you racist fedi people are terrible I'm OUTTA here
it's getting serious guys
9/26/2026, 2 engagements
9/26/2026, 1 engagement

9/26/2026, 1 engagement
When Charlie root was a little girl, his daddy made him work at the stretched anus factory
big dawg, did u turn the tab icon into a sonnengrad?
9/24/2026, 1 engagement
Whiskers just unlocked a new name Senator poopstein


I'm currently building a cum cannon to shoot at people I don't like
hell yeah why'd u reopen it?
Man this new Charlie root really sucks he keeps threatening to eat peoples pets and rape their dead mothers

9/23/2026, 1 engagement
Just started a new gang we call ourselves nigger crew and our signature move is eating peoples pets


9/23/2026, 1 engagement

9/23/2026, 1 engagement
u saved my life thanks muchacho!
Bologna nipples :niggaselq: :fatteyhogdeath:


I have some bad news guys I'm really sorry for having to do this
look at this gemerald it's not even been that long but we've cum so far.

9/5/2026, 1 engagement
i didn't know u could pick the wrong answer in a YouTube poll that's new lol


9/5/2026, 1 engagement

wowser von helton stilliving that stanky sardine box love life https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVHxzG4Cka0
9/3/2026, 2 engagements
No sir this one still works¿ L Mdr
I wrote a haiku about dicey raping his mother, but I won't share it it's just too special
9/1/2026, 1 engagement
Egyptian Blue Lotus review

8/18/2026, 1 engagement