white trash face:
10/23/2026, 2 engagements
Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon
Clew.lol is the only fediverse instance with its own data aggregation software and built-in database. - Actually Tony - pronouns short/king - Business owner (clew.business) - Professional Scraper (probably has your email) - *former* Tax avoidant enthusiast - enemy number 1 of the DMV - Zoning rule disrespector - Pirate Enjoyer - reads a lot - Lift things up and put them down - Cat appreciator - You should stop using windows, it's malware - pronouns: short/king Shitposting: In Internet culture, shitposting, trashposting, or funposting is the act of using an online forum or social media page to post content that is satirical and of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality", "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "A fucking leaf" - LeafLord "So, actually, therefore, the course of wisdom, what is really sensible, is to let go, is to commit oneself, to give oneself up and that's quite mad. So we come to the strange conclusion that in madness lies sanity." - Alan Watts
Being a FATTY BOOM BATTY today and eatin some CHEESE STICKS. I love cheese sticks tbh
10/23/2026, 8 engagements
It’s the mooing that gets me
10/22/2026, 4 engagements
bad boy
10/22/2026, 5 engagements
When you try to watch the new chris hansen movie and get the green Ukrainian version:
10/22/2026, 2 engagements
HUMP DAAYYYY
10/22/2026, 2 engagements
WEDNESDAYYYYY
10/21/2026, 8 engagements
WEDNESDAY MORNING FOLKS
10/21/2026, 2 engagements
Me after the first date
Great
Confirmed my building switched off the cooling for the year.
F's in chat
My apartment is 74 degrees and I can't open my screen door because construction is going on.
I'm locked into the box...
10/21/2026, 2 engagements
Bro got caught
New rug has been approved
10/20/2026, 11 engagements
MONDAY FUNDAY
Just stabbed myself with my throwing axe that i bought to throw at trees but was using it to open boxes. So, that was wonderful...
Bret’s worked up
Bret’s worked up
Oh, oh god. Bonny just took a giant dump. Stinky kitty is stinky
Ordered this like 2 months ago. Took long enough.
Totally worth it
GUYS GUYS GUYS
BOYS
FELLAS
FOLKS
the new chris hansen movie is out.
10/19/2026, 4 engagements
idk what to do though, i cracked an egg this morning making scrambed eggs and it came out with a brown chunk in it and blood in the yoke.
Happened yesterday too. This is what i get for buying cheap ass gas station eggs.
But my appitite for eggs just collapsed...i don't think tony is going to be eating eggs for awhile....
10/19/2026, 8 engagements
THiS SUNDAY NIGHT
When they send in the thicc robots
10/18/2026, 3 engagements
Goddamnit, i just remembered its foot ball season.
STUPID
10/18/2026, 42 engagements
This dude is a fucking treat man.
This dude is a fucking treat man.
Trying to get his snapchat though because the videos are gold.
sunnofabitch
Muh Stats
: :02_laugh:
Test
After seeing the “unveiling” honestly I’m not convinced it’s real.
After seeing the “unveiling” honestly I’m not convinced it’s real.
10/17/2026, 4 engagements
After seeing the new flying tesla video, my first response is:
Yes, this is exactly what the boomers need. Grandma can just yeet herself over an intersection.
10/17/2026, 1 engagement
Rip
Rip
What you niggas up to on this friday night?
Gettin real REAL tired of "The Boss" the fucking qcq or whatever system in this game makes this fight so much harder than it needs to be.
FRIDAY NIGHT
Sigh, i just got home but i have like a few thousand more steps to get in. Idk if i want to walk to get more tobacco or drive...
UGH I SUPPOSE I SHOULD WALK
Gotta charge phone first
Sigh, overslept again today.
Suppose thats what I get for staying up until 3:45am doom scrolling...
Sigh
*in a serious voice
"Hypergamy is the truth that will make you want to cut your own head off"
ITS THURSDAY AND I'M
10/16/2026, 9 engagements
Fluff mode
Attac mode
10/16/2026, 4 engagements
"I'm not gay bro, I didn't mean nuffin like dat to him"
Bro looks like a goddamn lilly pad
Neurodivergent crypto bull
Neurodivergent crypto bull
ANYBODY CAN GET LUCKY ONCE BUT CAN YOU GET LUCKY TWICE?
CAN YOU DEAL WITH SWERVE STRICKLAND TWICE?????\
- Wrasslin
mfw you put on a disguise and you're the big russian guys secret twink:
10/15/2026, 1 engagement
literally can't see me:
ngl, i'm going back and forth about this game. I can't decide if i like it or not.
The sneak mechanics are cool - but the gameplay im overall mid on
Literally not about you
So, i spent the afternoon using oil based primer in a closed bathroom with no ventilation.
Got like, not gonna lie, little loopy for about an hour lol.
I was cleaning up and like, "why do i feel off???".
So, Tony learned today that yes, paint fumes CAN make you high.
All good now, lasted about an hour. But jesus man lol. I always thought people were full of shit.
10/14/2026, 1 engagement
Almost ready to prime and paint.
Sigh, go one week without a ceiling falling down. Mission, impossible
Bros I fucked up - resident came home and I forgot to take final pics 😭😭😭😭
SURPRISE ACCESS PANEL
Photo shoot
10/14/2026, 1 engagement
Always consider the vantage points
Always consider the vantage points
New opinion just dropped: it’s a big turn off for me if a woman owns her own house.
Like how are we supposed to date? How would we get married? You move into my house (no?) I move into your house? (No) so we each keep our own houses? That sounds like a fun marriage lol let’s be strong and independent together!
I like my TVs like I like my women.
Dumb.
10/14/2026, 1 engagement
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European version of Rees be like:
"I mean, don't get me wrong man, whenever a woman takes of her sandals man, shudders, so I get bro."
- Grodan Flowers
"woah, I'm just you're average pedophile, I just have fantasies, I'm not making any of the content."
tuesdaaayyyyyy
SNAKE
10/13/2026, 1 engagement
Bonny has decided she no longer likes the wet food we have and has now been refusing it and expecting me to provide new stuff.
Sigh, i swear to god with this woman.
(i love her dearly)
10/13/2026, 1 engagement
Jury’s in folks, rapes fine as long as you only fantasize about it.
Porns immoral though
Tony woke up this morning to BANG BANG BANG BANG.
There's construction going on at my building. smh. CAN'T A GUY SLEEP - apparently not
HAPPY MONDAY
mfw no cabinet painting gf 😭 💢
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mfw no cabinet installing gf 😭 💢
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10/12/2026, 1 engagement
you need to walk on your tiptoes around women so they think you're taller:
10/12/2026, 1 engagement
He’s ascended bro
He’s ascended bro
I still don't understand this mans outfit.
It's a spiderman crop top. Like wut?
*opens old gpt tab to type something in
Bro, society programmed me to think plumbers could be happy, bro. But then I met a Chad, bro. He EVISCERATED my copes, bro. I realized I was living in a normie prison, bro. Now I ask women if they wanna fuck, bro. I've ASCENDED.
Chad maxxing bro
Solid Snake - So masculine
wtf bee boi
I know its supposed to be a stealth game, but i've been stealthily killing everyone lmao
Dude, honestly, Brian is a such a retard. He's so sensitive - honestly, acts more like a woman than most of the woman.
food time
Okay, this game is totally Japan coded. Sexy biker girl just did a wheelie, rode the bike straight up the mans face, did a back flip and landed dramatically...
SUNDAY FUNDAY
black face
When your grooming is interrupted
10/11/2026, 3 engagements
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SATURDAY
LAST NIGHT IN VEGAS
so far: 2 hospital visits, got evicted from the hotel, but tonight - WE BALL
10/11/2026, 1 engagement
honestly, this new muslim arc is not cool man
I liked milo yappapappaloppolous but now that he's muslim i'm like "ew gross"
So, Update on what we know about the Cornell 7 case:
Again. 2026 is not looking too hot for women after this and Lindsay Clancy
10/10/2026, 1 engagement
Fight mode activated:
10/10/2026, 1 engagement
Heyo - matched with a russian woman on bumble yesterday.
LETS GOOOOOOO
how blades night ended. ANOTHER WELLNESS CHECK
Update, blade is now living stream to stream in the streets of las vegas. He's living with some other random streamer and all he has with him is a scooter - he got evicted out of his hotel last night.
I'm still upset the Kremlin is telling everyone the US is full of Nazis and fascists.
Like I wish dude, we're a buncha faggots. It's embarrassing.