The Gormed

book :gigagranddad:

WOW is legally obligated to impress me because it isnt called "MID"

nigga i need a new job

First we hear the pilots were women and now the box was black??

they always say doomscrolling but they never acknowledge coomscrolling

my borzoi when he hears food hit his bowl

niggagrok is real

Lance Oppenheim looks like a failed kirkification

everybody ive met named david is preposterously short whats up with that

evil% possum

Why does my neighborhood smell like horse poop how wild was this Halloween

I wish i had the lack of shame required to grift

SOME PEOPLE apparently think its a subpost it youre mentioned by name

Dudes be like "remove bowsettes crown and your gay" no nigga you are having sex with 1.5 ton turtle from the jurrasic period your simple political labels have no power here

I thought it was some shitty imitation of a 70s movie at first

They're playing JAWS on TV and they boosted the framerate to 60 fps :niggainsane:

bob ross came back to life and chose the worst career possible

Youtube keeps shoving tsoding down my throat and every video ive seen is "heres how you can solve this thing nobody's had to fight with since the 90s in the most obtuse way possible"

big o algo notation

h*rse

:jarjar1::jarjar2::jarjar3: :jarjar4::jarjar5::jarjar6: < prequels just be-a misunderstood! :jarjar7::jarjar8::jarjar9:

ball unstick missile

what does diddy blud actually mean because ive heard it in different contexts that imply wildly different definitions and the only common factor seems to be "sexual devian"

bagel emote somehow i haven't seen that one before

I need a meat burrito containing 148 hogs

okay i ate my neighbors now what

me launching my political campaign:

Be careful

"those who watch gay porn ironically will find themselves in the company of those who watch gay porn sincerely" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Grandpa, where were you when nothing happened?"

:niggabroke:

4 months ago :hamnotlikethis:

cranking my ZOG

I :hapter: smell :hapter: ham :hapter: muffins :hapter: with :hapter: faint :hapter: chocolate :niggamuffinchuffin: and :niggamuffinchuffin: cigarette :niggamuffinchuffin: smoke :niggamuffinchuffin:

finally found a protein powder for you

he is helping % possum

we might be in the process of answering "can you make a decent project with 1,000 sledgehammers of retard strength"

what is this

need to get up

Twitch is short for twink itch

Homeless dude jumps in front of you at the park and starts screaming about his SHITTY FUCKIN GAMES

life imitates art :niggaearth: :obama:

For those wondering what "ozempic vagina" is: the hunger has to go SOMEWHERE

the doctor cleaning out my ear wax

:pigshake_right:

Yes Orion this is definitely what i want my url bar to look like

POV you found the last known copy of :bigpig: circa 2090

:bigpig:

exilir I hardly know er

does anybody know where :shrimp: actually came from like the 3D model

For no particular reason I just thought about my first girlfriend I ever had and I wondered how she was doing.

Then I realized I have no idea what her name was. I never knew it. She went by an alias because we were right out of high school, nobody ever called her by her birth name and the subject of her last name never came up.

We were dating for a year and I don't know what the fuck her name is

user messages on discord will now be searchable on google

If you've ever laid eyes on the known network you will never enter the kingdom of heaven

Remember 6 7 kid? This is him now. Feel old yet?

Stop doing whatever you're doing to my timeline

:povgun::spazzin:

effortless mog --> :wiggadancecat: :goopieDance: <--trying too hard

:retardwink:

They're doing this to me today

"i want more languages to be like javascript" t. the :niggaosaka:

Suffered great embarrassment eating a burrito as it had no structure at all and disintegrated into raw ingredients in my hands

When did we enter the gymbro economy why is this latte adversing protein because it has milk in it

White tech worker or NeoDalits as they are called

the o algo community

Do the þ̴̵̶̷̸̡̢̧̨̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̣̤̥̦̩̪̫̬̭̮̯̰̱̲̳̹̺̻̼͇͈͉͍͎̀́̂̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̽̾̿̀́͂̓̈́͆͊͋͌̕̚ͅ͏᷐᷎͓͔͕͖͙͚᷂᷊᷏͐͑͒͗͛ͣͤͥͦͧͨͩͪͫͬͭͮͯ᷀᷁᷃᷄᷅᷆᷇᷈᷉᷋᷌᷑᷒ᷓᷔᷕᷖᷗᷘᷙᷚᷛᷜᷝᷞᷟᷠᷡᷢᷣᷤᷥ͘͜͟͢͝͞͠͡᷍ꙮ dance

looks like a 70s porn producer and Morticia Addams

:catpunch: % possum

Hinterland says they have a new map making technology waow what is that i wonder

nigga are you serious they actually lock 3x playback behind premium

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQvSG8paVjM really excellent video especially if you have a background in graphics

MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS :catflower: :catpunch: MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISSS MISS

You always see Quality Control: Pass but you never see Quality Control: Smash

I made this post forgetting that Honkey Star Rail exists

:fat1::fat2::fat3: :fat4::fat5::fat6: 🧲 🦀 :fat7::fat8::fat9:

Autists are immune from specific TYPES of propaganda

does anybody know if they're immune to gambling addiction?

The post in question was a 4k base64 encoding of :niggaearth:

Malfoid hints at the existence of goodfoid

we set a character limit of 1e+69 and someone posted 1e+69 characters how could this happen

I thought DHH stood for department of homeland horny

#1: dont flush #2: flush #3:

they're calling it the most 2006 post of all time

I guess its a good thing that America cant help but invite obvious spies of every ethnicity into their inner most circles since it means anthropics model will be out there in the wild sooner or later

Im sorry you cannot convince me that malfoid has any deeper political meaning that lonely guys thinking its cute and schizophrenic psychos frothing at the mouth over nothing

Malfoid Occupied Government

four

Are you supposed to just throw a toaster away? I feel like you're not supposed to just throw a toaster away

post cute seals get along with everyone 1 gb pleroma exploit nuke doesnt explain leaves

From the national goyslop feed (local television) i notice republicans are running shitty AI (artificial intelligence) ads and democrats are running shitty AI (Adobe Illustrator) ads

Papa Murpheys is calling their Halloween special the Jack-o Pizza which does not bring pleasant images to the mind

SHIT ICE IS HERE FUUUUUCK I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO BULGARIA

I had to research what the first elder scrolls game was even called thinking "surely its not called fucking Elder Scrolls: ARENA what does that even MEAN!?"

Morrowind came