Wiz
Tsundere enjoyer, admin of all things tsundere.love. Asuka is my wife.
if the leaks are real, DSP has a sub-600 credit score, and I'd be willing to bet he did it over fucking Pokemon cards.


10/30/2026, 4 engagements
Ball crushing factory is running at top speed to hit the weekly exploded balls quota before EoD


10/30/2026, 6 engagements
I was struggling to remember Pleroma-tan's name for some reason and the first thing that came to mind instead was "suya fox" and he knew exactly what I meant.


10/30/2026, 1 engagement
Ok, think we're back. Sorry for the unscheduled maintenance


Laying the groundwork for what I hope are smoother backups. Might 500 for a bit


10/29/2026, 8 engagements
Song called "We Like Shibari" set to the tune of "We Like to Party" but the gachi version.


10/29/2026, 4 engagements
Man, this new build just fucking hates snapshots. IDK why


Feliz Jueves


10/29/2026, 3 engagements
Auditor: So these accounts, they're made by SCIM?
"yep"
Auditor: and it uses SSO with 2FA after, right?
"Yep"
Auditor: so why can't you tell me the password complexity requirement
because you're retarded?


10/28/2026, 15 engagements
Yeah, I'm not super happy with this release.


Looks like we had to redo a few settings post patch. Test Jost
10/28/2026, 1 engagement
I saw this and now you have to as well


10/28/2026, 2 engagements
I don't want to hear anything about Vtubers and parasocial relationships after how many wine moms are on suicide watch over H3


10/27/2026, 12 engagements
Work is being SuiGay


10/26/2026, 1 engagement
Welcome back, Poasties.


10/26/2026, 6 engagements
Yeah, it do be Monday


10/26/2026, 4 engagements
Back on normal news, day 4 of tummy hort


10/25/2026, 3 engagements
You should be able to use FF and clones with Pleroma now.


So, with the fire put out, today was a day full of oddities. First one: Dude told me he wasn't recording despite holding a phone on a gimbal mount, but had some questions on my setup. This is actually rather common, we all swap builds, talk lines, parts, tires, etc. He talked to me for about 30-45 minutes, then was like "thanks, super helpful, this'll be great for the show".
Nigger, you SAID YOU WEREN'T RECORDING. No you can't fucking use it.


10/25/2026, 1 engagement
Go uncheck this box on your Pleroma settings IMMEDIATELY.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REAPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.


10/25/2026, 32 engagements
We're so back


10/25/2026, 6 engagements
See ya when we see ya. GNU/Sharyo-like license


10/25/2026, 2 engagements
t-minus 10. "May we all live to see another day"

Tsundere will go down at approximately 8pm Central. We'll be back when we're patched.


10/25/2026, 3 engagements
My favorite thing about this H3 meltdown is that because everyone involved is Jewish, the broader left can't figure out who to call antisemitic


10/24/2026, 1 engagement
Well, none of the shit I replaced broke, so that's nice. Off pace, but in one piece.


10/24/2026, 1 engagement
Today's goals: go fast (mandatory) don't shit pants (optional)


10/24/2026, 1 engagement
Suya.. I need tummy hort to stop


10/24/2026, 1 engagement
Strange hiccup, but we're back.


Just took a massive green shit


I'm giving our instance admin a handjob
10/22/2026, 2 engagements
My Pixiv library scroller had this really nice image of Shimakaze pop up, but as is tradition, when I wanted to go find it to go bust a nut to it, neither me or the clanker can find it. Life is pain.


10/22/2026, 1 engagement
Bonus Jueves because I need it


10/22/2026, 2 engagements
Bad news, oil doomers are moving in on OOTT ground. PROTECT OUR JUEVES!


10/22/2026, 1 engagement
Feliz Jueves


10/22/2026, 2 engagements
A brief update on Share.Tsundere.Love and the future.
"Hey, I completely forgot that existed!" Yeah, don't worry, seems most everyone did. Mostly served as the repo for TFF downloads. They're always archived here on TsunTube with a download option: https://video.tsundere.love/c/the_fedi_files/videos though I'm aware it didn't work for everyone.
I have that specific VM hardened due to the overall risky nature, but the vulnerabilities in the wild currently make it unviable to operate for the foreseeable future. I don't know if I'll bring it back.
I wanted to offer the service, but ultimately very few people used it. If there's interest I'll look into a replacement sooner, but for now it is at the very least off until I can find a secure alternative.


10/22/2026, 1 engagement
Made a MS rep die today.
"Our issue is timeliness. Say, for example, you just issued a certificate with a value of 4 and you need to remediate it right away. You guys don't offer a good way to do that."
No one laughed.
10/21/2026, 1 engagement
Peppermint tea is good for the soul (tummy)


I don't intend on announcing every patch, but given the rather absurd nature of the vulnerabilities announced yesterday, I will say we are fully patched.
As always, security starts with you using good practices, unique passwords, and generally not being retarded


Pixiv shouldn't be allowed to be down when I need to GM the boys


10/21/2026, 1 engagement
Cloaca GPT: by shitposters, for shitposters
Here we go again


There are two kinds of responses to seeing "Apu" unprompted, and if yours isn't the 2nd one, you're a nigger



10/19/2026, 1 engagement
Ethan Ralph and DSP are on Cameo. This will absolutely end well and not backfire
10/19/2026, 1 engagement
Well, that was awful. I think we're back.


10/19/2026, 3 engagements
That might be the longest snapshot in history


10/19/2026, 2 engagements
New Ammy


10/19/2026, 1 engagement
Hmmm, I want to vomit again. That's not nice


Despite my insides trying to become outsides for a bit yesterday, this weekend went pretty good.


Tummy hort a little


Social battery expended


A well-written bug report will outlive the bug


10/17/2026, 2 engagements
The best thing you can be is consistent
pic of the daughter-wife unrelated


10/16/2026, 1 engagement
Vendor pitch:
"We can actually process your information faster than real time."
:Miku_Blink:
Finally got TsunTube fixed, so our archive of the Wings007 exposé is finally transcoded https://video.tsundere.love/w/6MtKjH9jo7TWPxd7q565Qc
Remind me to never say a PeerTube update went "well" ever again.


Well, we made it. Suya time


10/16/2026, 1 engagement
Hitler, what more must I do to get this?


10/16/2026, 2 engagements
I FUCKING hate FUCKING brake calipers and their FUCKING GAY AIR POCKETS :asukaRee:
10/16/2026, 1 engagement
the moment the Casio saw Blade get hit by a car


My life has been reduced to a series of actions in between 6 two factor prompts


10/15/2026, 1 engagement
Feliz Jueves


John John is probably one of the best things to happen inside the lolcow cinematic universe. The farms did him a good turn on this one too
Should have done some market research, hoss


10/14/2026, 2 engagements
We need a Middle of Lidil Fedi Posts for amazingly, impressively poor quality but not objectively bad fedi posts
Steam Curators is probably one of the better additions to the platform


10/14/2026, 1 engagement
I could go for a session of having my penis touched by a nice lady


This is the first update in 2 years that has run like it is supposed to.


Not now, Kitten. Daddy's beating the hypervisor like a cheap whore (your mother)


My stomach is trying to leave my body


How is Blade worse with women than I am


10/12/2026, 1 engagement
I'm shipping Tomato and Subnetter. You cannot stop me
10/12/2026, 2 engagements
I don't know why people draw this shit


I'm not ok


10/12/2026, 3 engagements
This game looks like some kind of racist fever dream made real.
Gang warfare set in Chicago with game modes like "chain snatch" and "turf war".


10/12/2026, 1 engagement
Cracked open the last beer.


My 1.5 week grocery bill was $218.
In other news, I'm radicalized


10/11/2026, 3 engagements
It's been a while, so, time to post about tummy hort


10/11/2026, 1 engagement
Apparently Tsundere is hosted in a data center now, because fucking FedEx didn't deliver OVERNIGHT SHIPPING because the "business is closed". It's fucking residential you fucking troglodyte
Bad news for the TL, Theorytoe remembered his password
I will never be "used to" being a SME, but I take solace in the fact that those who came before me were mostly retarded so the bar is rather low


I traded in my Slop for Slop. Is it less slop?
These people never learn


Daily game of "Is everything gay and retarded or am I being dramatic" has hit again


:limbrul:


le Reddit echo chamber is just as bad as making one anywhere else. You should always have ideas you disagree with be in your media consumption. As an added benefit, you'll know who to call a nigger when the mood strikes.


Feliz Jueves


Accidentally asked intelligent enough questions to get voted onto the same HOA I'm trying to fight. I, uh, didn't plan for this
.webp)
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Don't ever mock media literacy if you do this


10/6/2026, 1 engagement
daily reminder to absolutely gatekeep the fuck out of tourists


Did you hear that the Knights of the Nine are gathering.... HOLY RELICS?
Panko already covered Paris a year and a half ago
Panko already covered Paris a year and a half ago
10/6/2026, 1 engagement
Pro: no longer sneezing my head off
Con: Benadryl coma during the workday


Allergies are kicking my ass


Good news!


10/5/2026, 1 engagement
Not now kitten, Daddy's got to meet impossibly short corporate deadlines


10/5/2026, 1 engagement
Well, despite the attempted murder, I survived. Will be limping home on reduced braking, but that's tomorrow's problem. This place is wild, but it's fun.


10/4/2026, 1 engagement
A buddy called this "War in the Woods for circuit racing" and I think he's absolutely right. Track hates you, actively tries to kill you, and it's so much fucking fun.
10/10 would risk death again (and will)


Day 1/2 at the car killer track. Let's see if we get to drive home or not.

