Kirby

ugh i'm only now discovering how misconfigured my god damn nginx is

..why does konsole need a competitor?

dis shit makes no sense to me bro wdym the request rate just fell off a cliff. what were we doing before

how do students still tolerate chrome os anyway, gee

Total Mosquito Death

america.gov's somewhat new ai assistant is goin pretty well

• Mac users are now banned from FRE. Get you are self a better computer. [or just change your user agent. I will modify the ban later so it only targets known bad mac user agents.]
• Embeds from here may no longer work on other servers due to the banning of the keyword "bot" in the user agent.

That Is All

this post apparently was in high demand a second ago, like a million different ips grabbed this post @____@

notifications are takin more than a second to load after a few clicks on that "load more notifications" button, oh dear

u guys mind

cats are stupid looking motherfuckers

i am going to hurt you in real life in 10 days

It feels like everybody I've spoken to today is vagueposting at me.

heads up to those using the gentoo steam overlay that are updating this morning/early afternoon: NEW COMMITS WERE MADE TO IT!!

clicked on a gelbooru link by accident award

The big 26 is going by in the blink of an eye.

Licherally Hakui.

woah buddy did the ai consent to having e sex with you

what is going on in the replies of this post bruh

:blobstarstruck: a good reddit post...

remembered this stupid video existed. SIX SEVEN. SIX SEVEN.

the "do not redeem" guy had kids apparently

what kinda cult is the hyprland developer a part of

i hate that i talk so much like a markov bot :disappoint:

why is there a 2 year old hellthread on my timeline?

oh poast doesn't use bopesox anymore, lmao

oh shit.

I'm Jeff.

I guess I'm listening to rainbow tylenol again..

the headaches are making a comeback. i am not amused by this information

That is a lot of merp on my public tl

my ego wants to be bigger. the only reason it isn't is because the crowd generously keeps it in check

now that i can hear people, pernia is talking about his employment history. good training for lunch table conversations in my 40s

the fuck is this why everybody was so quiet

scrumbles in the big 26.

..what

uhh

poast doin alrite? timelines donut load 5 me

ain't that swell

why did you say this

merc is allowed to be edgy on my internets because he has transcended all of us in terms of layers of irony

Call me Dehydrated Joe.

This copy of Linux is not genuine.

black decaf? who dafuq likes the bitter taste of black cofe

They Fear The Command Line

hl1dm grenades adopting your characters velocity when thrown is super damn annoying

People still respect GNOME?

I'm now also at

. Apparently you can register non hash handles with mostr now. GOOD

yo vro hows it going

For hire: internet janitors

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the aggressive soft forks have started

MUST NOT HYPERFIXATE ON REPLY.

why is sms such a slow thing

Xcode is a piece of shit.

go json parsing is still weird

I keep forgetting I can just make things if I want to. Been doomering like no tomorrow.

The only system the strictly anti-LLM people will have left by the end of 2030 is 9legacy. And I'm unsure that they'd be happy with it

nasty vulnerability has been found in litematica, modded mc players should update it asap, if they have it installed: https://www.reddit.com/r/feedthebeast/comments/1upbrga/psa_litematica_has_a_vulnerability_in_mc_121/

Briar is somehow even less functional than the last time I used it. Took me like 6 tries to add a nearby contact

It’s getting to the point (it’s at the point) where the kernel needs its own package manager. Not a package manager for prebuilt modules, but a package manager for source code.

:alexjonesyelling2:

i only read wignat foid posts in the voice of a generic female tts bot. it just feels appropriate somehow

Nearly fell asleep on public transport. :D

wtf have i just come across?

Forgot the name of this song but it's great and I'm glad there's a Korone cover for it

I say Pleroma groups would've actually been used and fun had they been added. All we have are bots which vaguely emulate the groups feature.

think i'll be ride or die when it comes to xfce. i really like it as a de

do not buy the thinkpad e480 if you like trackpads which don't cause your cursor to teleport if you so much as THINK about bringing your laptop into a humid room

i wrote a little code while i was on leave. more web related stuff in go. assembling and sending requests with a client is repetitive

i wonder why my chest tightens when i fake laugh

it's a little disheartening to see people run different ap implementations and their federation being super fast with the resource usage being super low, and meanwhile I'm using a rather slow to compile pleroma fork and a postgres server which slowly uses up more and more memory each day. i just feel like things should be just a little faster and lighter

My speech patterns are somehow even worse than before.

I don't wipe my ass with my left hand.