november 1st everywhere havent seen a single padoru avi
11/1/2026, 1 engagement
timeline terrorist, 40 year old sensitive young man, might be on something who knows
november 1st everywhere havent seen a single padoru avi
11/1/2026, 1 engagement
took the better part of a day for a small python program i wrote to convert nginx 1:2 cache filenames, pick the mime type, properly assign it and create and place the file in the sharded media directories. tomorrow probably ~204GB of unduplicated media will slowly make its way onto the media server so some profile pictures may return, some older media. will begin that around noon tomorrow
11/1/2026, 30 engagements
can we change the default theme greentext color in pleroma-fe to #789922, the proper greentext color? looks like it's #5da94a currently
you guys know if you just sent your crypto to poast it wouldn't have been stolen from binance
10/30/2026, 1 engagement
Okay Hitler I'm tired of working on a caravan can I have my Durango back tomorrow ππ»
10/28/2026, 1 engagement
very expensive day for us today, looking forward we should have a lot less issues and anybody who transits through the same data center as well. going to have a beer and hit the sack. if you have extra shekels, throw them toward give.poast.org or poa.st/donate/crypto. god bless
10/27/2026, 2 engagements
Whoever just donated I am currently on my 2nd waiting for my ex's mom at some event for Finnish community so thank you


10/24/2026, 2 engagements
important if you operate a pleroma based instance. the ones we run are currently updating
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10/24/2026, 2 engagements
Alright, this guy wants to know what we all sleep on. Tell us about your bed ITT
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10/24/2026, 1 engagement
washed my sheets forgot about it until now too tired to want to put them on have to anyway a woman is responsible for this somehow
10/24/2026, 15 engagements
Average fedi thread



10/24/2026, 4 engagements
somebody just donated saying "poast must do vampire animegirls for halloween!" so poast your best vampire anime girls ITT for the anonymous donator, thank you!
10/23/2026, 20 engagements
Just found out with the switch 2 userland jailbreak somebody modded Zelda to be a girl


10/23/2026, 3 engagements
Babe wake up, another CVE dropped. This time in the most widely used DNS server software
CVE-2026-94300: Concurrent GSS-TSIG messages corrupt memory
Score 8.1
10/22/2026, 6 engagements
Brains off for today don't ask me any questions
10/21/2026, 3 engagements
the link rot this php RCE is going to cause, man
10/21/2026, 12 engagements
called everyone i care about that could possibly run php in any kind of environment. now im going to piss and enjoy the rest of my night
10/21/2026, 1 engagement
10/21/2026, 3 engagements
While I'm smoking a couple ribeye roasts for dinner gonna do some work on poast. If you have issues loading here and there just a heads up. Having a great long weekend. Happy thanksgiving to my Canadian friends on this webzone
10/12/2026, 1 engagement
Get escorted through security and the Toronto cop tells me he's gay unprovoked. Ok
10/10/2026, 9 engagements
Adequate and dreamer on their way to my house, turkey thawing in the fridge, sitting outside in my underwear drinking a pbr 5.9. Life is good
10/8/2026, 3 engagements
just enabled some cdn edges near CHICONGO and missouri
what are your thoughts about pernia
If any of you are in a position to help, between hardware swaps, remote hands around the clock, building a new out a new chassis because we can't be certain they didn't embed something in asrockrack, needing the help of developers, database engineers and now these chargebacks (I will find you nigger btw) we have to pay stripe about 3k in refunds and returns to even begin to be broke.
I know everyone is stretched thin but if you are in a position to help, give.poast.org. Crypto would be preferred because of our agreements with various vendors in different transit locations. If you could help us out, poa.st/donate/crypto.
God bless you all who didn't charge back π«Άπ»
10/6/2026, 6 engagements
I have to buy some etching gear and PCBs, you need anything custom? Won't get to it until Jan but send anything my way. Don't want to waste anything
you can buy cellebrite, the hardware police use to clone your phone in its entirety for <200$ on eBay Oh boy
Everything reminds me of her
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sunday night on my way home from scarborough I had one of my credit cards and pins skimmed and yesterday they called the bank to request what my credit limit on that card was (6000) and asked to increase it to 200k which the bank approved but he had to present ID in person at the branch near where I live, so he asked for a lesser amount until both indian worker and indian scammer settled on 50k (4 hard pulls on my credit btw) and she said she had to cancel the card and would mail him a new one within 3-5 days and he gives his full name and address in fucking brampton because of course it was. no bells went off when he said his name and not my name. I got emails this morning warning me my web password was changed and my credit limit was changed. holy fuck man
10/3/2026, 1 engagement
okay for the next 45 mins you guys stop arguing about shit and just try to find common ground unless its one of those pedo freaks. starts now. no fighting on the tl until after 8am ET
10/3/2026, 1 engagement
jpegxl test
https://i.poastcdn.org/b7/31/70/b73170a9a1b783b822deae84067b1ea93dfef8f455435e0216ceadb000b22b13.jxl

10/3/2026, 1 engagement
I think there is some hardware failure in the bitter.st server, I have a backup here so it doesn't matter much I just lose the oauth patching but it is concerning
you're on a date Watch vibrates on your arm You raise your wrist to look "What is it? Is something wrong?"


10/3/2026, 3 engagements
You guys know shits so bad in Canada they make kraft dinner (a Canadian dinner staple) for whites and also exclusively for rich whites?


10/2/2026, 1 engagement
everytime i finish fixing something on my list i end up having to add more shit to the list :why:
10/2/2026, 1 engagement
looking at drive prices even ones you can shuck from external housings even the SMR drives even heavily used and abused drives brothers we are cooked
10/2/2026, 1 engagement
chudsky drops husky developer finally decides to do something Lmfao
10/1/2026, 2 engagements
thank you firefox for breaking my custom userChrome.css for the third time this year
9/30/2026, 1 engagement
tomorrow I'll work on more CSP hardening and deploy pleromaFE for those of you who use it
I just realized the screen recording of me playing cuck simulator on its release date, finding the laptop upstairs and being able to load poast on it is gone forever FUCK
9/30/2026, 1 engagement
:aburgnom::aburg::aburg::aburg::aburg::aburg::aburgnomreverse:
we're almost back bros
9/30/2026, 1 engagement
switch from pixel 10 pro xl, my beloved. "You can set specific colors for contacts, for apps.."
Jewgled again


Can't decide if I want a beer or to go bed tbh
okay jarvis, what is the most cost effective, fast and reliable way to pipe logs from a dozen webservers into one file on a remote server
Thank you kind stranger for the 1XMR yesterday. Who wants to double it and send it to poast?
9/28/2026, 1 engagement
why does almost all of scarborough ontario smell like hot dogs 24/7 day, night, winter summer if you open your windows all you smell are hot dogs on a grill. why?
9/28/2026, 1 engagement
Gotta say them blacks were right about watermelon
Erm, I'm hungry somebody feed me
you or any of your club friends got the niggamotes so I can grab em
periodic reminder that most of you will have donations automatically charged in a couple days. some of you have expressed interest to cancel but I have not got the front up yet for you to do that yourself so send me a message on here before 27-Sep-2026 and I will cancel it manually for you. I don't feel its fair to take money for a service we couldn't provide.
that being said, we also burned almost everything getting back up to where we are now, so if you are so inclined please consider a one time fiat or crypto donation
https://give.poast.org for any one time fiat donations https://poa.st/donate/crypto for any one time crypto donations https://liberapay.com/poast for wholly anonymous (to stripe and us) donations
I am sorry september was shit, but we have great things in the works and I'm glad to see you all returning. if you have issues logging in, reach out to us or [email protected]
9/24/2026, 2 engagements
woodshop found his way home. tears are streaming down my face
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what am i a glowie with fed ties about today
9/24/2026, 2 engagements
did you see whats his face renamed qoto.org to this https://social.cleverlibre.org/about when the fuck did that happen lmfao
9/24/2026, 1 engagement
got a wicked headache and i never get those, might be time to stop looking at bad screen (240hz) for the night
not only is poast running on gentoo but it's also on the server equivalent of a thinkpad now btw
9/24/2026, 1 engagement
so uh, how have you guys been
gonna fire off an email tomorrow or friday to everybody who is registered explaining a short post mortem of what happened, what we had to do to recover, what steps we've taken to ensure this type of attack can't happen again and hopefully a per-user generated password reset link.
thank you guys for being patient, think im gonna have a beer
9/24/2026, 12 engagements
identified why some of you can't load remote media, standby
9/24/2026, 1 engagement
poa.st proper should load for everybody now
9/24/2026, 6 engagements
Check, check
9/24/2026, 6 engagements
College buddy just showed up with this. 500$ in donations and I lick it and rub it in dreamers asshole


rental van rocks up infront of my house Immediately hear call ringing over speaker Unintelligible Indian Speeds off at 3x the limit
My life is a fucking circus man. If I told half the people I met even what I've gone through this morning they'd be like "what the fuck"
8/30/2026, 1 engagement
if you guys get the monthly patron funding goal from 2.2 to 3 today I will do funny things with the new spinster instance at random
Your next poast is stored in the balls
Let it out and go to bed.
alright im not doing anything else tonight
consider supporting poast, or if you are on another instance ask your instance admin how you can support them. without you we can't do the things we do
8/30/2026, 3 engagements
can you guys try logging in to bitter.st, should drop you into the default search page. you'll get some rate limit errors I'll fix later but it should allow you to login with your instance credentials
8/30/2026, 1 engagement
Lunar eclipse happening right now btw. Maybe not for God's unchosen timezones, but this was promised to me 3000 years ago
8/28/2026, 1 engagement
Suns coming up, can't piss off the front deck anymore. I feel like a fucking prisoner
8/26/2026, 2 engagements
Big things are coming
8/25/2026, 2 engagements
here is our public notice. we are working with poast lawyers and will know more around 4-5pm ET
https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/issues/1442
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8/25/2026, 2 engagements
this is fucked, its not even twitter litigation its a spacex employee
8/25/2026, 1 engagement
Twitter is now sending cease and desist letters to operators giving them 5 days compliance. Not sure how long I can keep ours running but I have some ideas will work on in the AM
8/25/2026, 20 engagements
Poast got defedded twice from spinster. Both times "admin behavior" because I said "fresh meat boys"
Now i host it's replacement. Fresh meat boys
8/23/2026, 2 engagements
8/18/2026, 1 engagement
Alright nobody is saying nigger on the timeline. You're all banned. Even you
8/18/2026, 1 engagement
wearing a shirt that says your hole is my goal Bachelorette party next door Standing on balcony They read it Close blinds immediately
8/15/2026, 4 engagements
"after I got my freedom grope, I said to the TSA agent is this the dick of a terrorist?" - p
8/15/2026, 2 engagements