I thought it was way later than it actually is.
10/31/2026, 1 engagement
Resident hacker, leader of the fsebugoutzone.org coup of the FSE Autonomous Zone, BOFH of freespeechextremist.com, and former admin of FSE before the establishment of the FSE Autonomous Zone. Launching a guerilla war against myself from this bunker. I'm not angry with you, I'm just disappointed. I am physically in Los Angeles but I exist in a permanent state of 3 a.m. I have dropped a bytebeat album, feel free to DM me for a download code or a link to a tarball: https://finitecell.bandcamp.com/album/villain . There is a chiptunes album there, too. Revolver is coming: https://blog.freespeechextremist.com/blog/revolver-kickoff.html . Witness the apotheosis: https://fsebugoutzone.org/apotheosis (I am now whoring: 1BZz3ndJUoWhEvm1BfW3FzceAjFqKTwqWV ) War has changed: https://blog.freespeechextremist.com/blog/update-and-roadmap.html The usual alt if FSE is down: @[email protected] or @[email protected] or @[email protected]. (If all of those servers are down, maybe I will verify that I'm me by signing the bio with the @warrantcanary key.)
I thought it was way later than it actually is.
10/31/2026, 1 engagement
FSE's going to be down about an hour from now due to network maintenance by the host. They expect it to take a few hours.
10/26/2026, 3 engagements
:cat: Hey. Hey, I'm cold. :elliotthinking: Sorry, I'm working right now. [Absently shoves a candy bowl across the desk.] :cat: What? :elliotthinking: Here. Have a snack or something. [The bowl is full of Juul pods and Tide pods.]
10/24/2026, 1 engagement
Today's special is garlic sirloin. The soup of the day is RF static.
10/23/2026, 20 engagements
I'm completely unsupervised: I can drink anything. I can eat anything I want WITH MY HANDS. I can simmer steaks in milk with cocoa powder. I can make oatmeal with whiskey and garlic salt. Whipped cream on quinoa.
10/23/2026, 10 engagements
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10/17/2026, 6 engagements
New slur for vegans just dropped: IMG_3986.jpeg

10/17/2026, 12 engagements
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10/13/2026, 2 engagements
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10/11/2026, 1 engagement
I screwed up the photo of the brisket but it was delicious. IMG_3966.jpeg

10/4/2026, 1 engagement
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10/1/2026, 4 engagements
If you eat a bowl of cereal and you set it down for a minute, then you sit on the bowl, you knock the bowl over; this sucks. If you don't want to wash a bowl and you just dump a bunch of milk into the bag and then you set it down and accidentally sit on it, it explodes.
Apropos of nothing. General PSA. Also I am asking for a friend. The sun was in my eyes.
9/28/2026, 3 engagements
I am alive and also I feel good and I will attend to everything everyone needs shortly.
9/26/2026, 19 engagements
:saddamno: I am currently somewhat busy with warkin' but I do need to post something because I forgot to wish everyone a happy 9/11 last year. Fuck bankers, fuck New York, nevar 4get. :eagle911: bin_laden_does_us_a_favor.png compassbanks.png immortal_technique--bin_laden.ogg wedontknowwhoisusinga100bill.png

9/11/2026, 1 engagement
Good morning, dead spacemen. media_COUwsLkUwAALP3i.jpg

8/30/2026, 2 engagements
I'm warkin'. I'm warkin'.mp3
8/27/2026, 2 engagements