TBone

When you have everything you could ever need, but your wife needs to buy you a birthday present.

I just vibe-coded my first app for my Pebble watch. AI is fucking wild.

If you have a Pebble, go look in the store for 'Bitcoin' by Tbone

LFG

I spent the morning milking a cow and gathering eggs, most of the day making my child laugh and playing piano, the afternoon singing sea shantys with men, and the evening sharing home-grown lamb and good wine with my fiancee. This is life advice.

#asknostr Self hosted CCTV camera with night vision, wifi and solar panel.

What do you use? Go!

I gotta figure out what's taking my chooks and how they're getting in. And before you ask, no I'm not going to sit out in the garden in the middle of the night wearing a gilly suit waiting to pop pop foxes.

#farmstr

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Proof of work

Find a girl who can make silverside palettable. Marry her.

That's the post.

If your eggs are all the same size and color, you're doing it wrong.

You all have a beer in the shower after mowing the lawn, right? #asknostr

Welcome to this world, Triton. Congrats, mumma Neptune.

The first of our Murranguni trial. (Murray grey cross Nguni)

Underwhelming quote of the day: Female mosquitos can live up to 4 weeks, which is significantly lower than the average human life expectancy.

✅ Now we just need the theme song and the Nobel peace prize.

We're about to see the 'hero behind enemy lines' episode.

$39,000,000,000,000 US debt.

Yes, I've been keeping track.

Chuck Norris died.

I didn't think that was even possible.

Grow 👏 Your 👏Own 👏Food

Underwhelming fact of the day. A single A4 sheet of paper weighs about 4.5 grams, which is less then weight of a standard printer.

Just reviewing the plot for "Wag the dog"

So... Now that the Epstein files aren't news anymore, next in the playbook is an American hero trapped behind enemy lines being rescued, a catchy theme song then Trump winning the Nobel peace prize and getting reelected.

I should get a polymarket account.

Underwhelming fact of the day. Most people have more than the average amount of legs.

Underwhelming fact of the day. There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.

Wisp is awesome....ish Where do I report bugs?

Underwhelming fact of the day. The Vatican City has a very low snowmobile death rate.

They were right. Being a dad is the best ever. And

is the best mother in the world.

Stack sats, make babies.

#wisp and

Testing [email protected]

How much is your phone bill? I pay about 4000 sats per month. Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.

#asknostr

There's only a million bitcoin left to mine, you don't even own a full coin and you're watching AI footage of bombs being dropped on a country you've never been to and yelling at the fuel prices. What excuse are you going to tell your kids?

A million bucks, or a million blocks first?

Hint: printer is coming.

😳

👀

The movie "wag the dog" is playing out in real-time.

Hello my tender little fillet. #steakstr https://image.nostr.build/54bb2ec410e4e923d2e83bf6f8091cb24586f29fc9364755238ad280aaed927b.jpg

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#asknostr I'm looking for a simple foss shipping list app I can sync with others. I've been using kitchenowl, but it's a little clunky and unresponsive at times.

Mind blown

Goats > bots

I approve

"To continue, prove you are not a robot"

Ok clawdbot, you're up.

The secret to openclaw functioning is low expectations.

I approve

.append "make no mistakes" to *

Peak "make no mistakes" world.

I approve

The only exciting thing about Superbowl is how many of you plebs are cooking up a meat feast.

Imma go broke today approving steak posts.

I approve

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Despite great technological advances and AI improvements, the internet is still a tube filled with cats...

And I'm here for it.

#catstr

$69,420

I mine bitcoin and I make copious amounts of beef jerky. I am yet to combine the two to save power.

Anybody out there wanna share their setup to inspire me.

I approve

There are still 3 more weeks in Feb.

$200k in play.

Vanity bitcoin addresses make zero sense.

But vanity npubs actually do. Hear me out.

If you expend a half-decent amount of energy to roll an npub that resembles your username, it makes it extremely hard and costly for someone to impersonate you.

TIL the Australian Stock Exchange opens 15 minutes early for 'privileged' people to place, amend or cancel orders ahead of time.

The fiat game is rigged. The only way to win is not to play.

Opt out.

When I want immediate responses from a robot, I use Maple.

I don't need AI slop responses on nostr. Just stop it k?

Where you at @rektbot ? I need my dose of schadenfreude.