




2011-2016 posts at [email protected], >2016 posts here (now dead after migration, RIP) Any sufficiently advanced technology often breaks as if by magic.
The gentle, distant light of a star scorching the skies.
CEO and founder of the Children of Harambe
Blessed the day you were born, blessed the day that you girded your sword
Opulentiam aeternam gloriamque te promitto Quidquid agis prudenter agas et respice finem
XMPP: [email protected] Pesterchum: righteousInquisitor


11/8/2026, 2 engagements
Send Sinatra songs to black friend "very different from the EDM I listen to but this is really good"
Honorary whiteness in him
God gave you two hands, use them
She's doing this to me tomorrow (sunday mass)
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Crowdfunding the 1.7 million floppies Pleroma release
Would trade a little country for that plane


11/7/2026, 1 engagement
Undercutting kaia by moonlighting as romantic advisor

11/7/2026, 6 engagements


11/7/2026, 3 engagements
It weekend now yay


11/7/2026, 1 engagement
Time to go home hell yeah
Half an hour to freedom


11/7/2026, 1 engagement
2 more hours of work and then long weekend yay
Old tiny Ceri picture


Ideal mech is -Knightly looking -Fairly lightweight, very fast -Plenty of thrusters for 3D movement -Lance or swords as main armament -Shoulder mounted cannon/rifle, maybe defensive missiles -Painted black and gold


11/6/2026, 1 engagement
This week's surprise is not the yank elections, but the sudden collapse of Paraguay.
Female students randomly bringing me flowers now
Guess it's that part of the career where my divine mandate clashes with the devilish forces of HR
11/6/2026, 1 engagement
"Here's a shotgun, kill autists on sight"


11/5/2026, 1 engagement
Still remember earlier this year celebrating Hitler's birthday on my work phone IM status and one karen bitching to my boss (highest level) and that just resulting in my boss going "hey man filter these retards I don't care what you post just don't give me more work"
I love this country.
Out of touch thursday? you mean you don't the other 6 days?
Lucky Star day. It'll be 20 next year bros


11/5/2026, 1 engagement
The wise man (me) keeps a spare sandwich in the fridge for emergencies (hungry)
My greatest idea this week
I may be good looking but I do my best to compensate by acting like a maniac
My goal is to be president when I'm 90 years old, but to be ripped when I do. Like Roshi or Genryusai. Just a huge old dude with a long beard and I'll challenge congress to fights.
Not sleepy at all this will definitely not fuck me over at work
Trump managed to break the cycle of "USA politics is just Argentina politics with a 1 year delay" and thus my betting strategy.

11/4/2026, 1 engagement
It really is as easy as accepting death as the price for your sin, and then doing something to get as close as possible to fix it. If you have a human soul, you can do it. If it is impossible to you, then you might be a jew or some other form of homunculus without a real soul.
11/4/2026, 1 engagement
You know what would have saved Trump's midterms? actually delivering on live executions.
By banning lesbians from entering high orbit, our administration will lower space crime statistics by 100%
11/4/2026, 2 engagements
The teenagers are apparently tranny hunting in the Palermo red district now. Interesting times.
11/3/2026, 1 engagement
With my chud truecel vision I can spot the stealth foids coming after my seed and my money. They'll never get me.


11/3/2026, 1 engagement


11/3/2026, 1 engagement
oh nice one of these in the main timeline (triggering repeatedly, so these are probably due to a fucked up post)
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Tragically, I had to refresh the tab. It's over.
I'm going to have to deal with all these retards in december, fugg :D
Monday morning work has become extremely dull. Thankfully I only have to deal with these niggers for a month and a half more.
I can never refresh this tab. Cannot convert undefined my beloved.
iDrive
It mondey back at the construction site stares at picture of wife
Annoying my texan friend who rambles about thanksgiving by calling him a mormon
I should self-report to badfediposts for that honestly
Insensitive young man
11/2/2026, 1 engagement
I should do the cosplay again. When I was 18 there was now way I couldn't pull off the Nobunaga cosplay. Wonder which of the guys would still be up for it, it has been 15 years.


New FE update It looks way worse Get used to it eventually New FE update New and creative ways to look way worse When will it end


11/1/2026, 3 engagements
2 episodes in and edgerunners 2 is definitely better than the first one, it doesn't pretend to be important.
TFW no trick or treat brawls


10/31/2026, 1 engagement
do you have any idea what causes this? common error last few days, it pops up when trying to scroll down the timeline and disables it. Currently can only see about 40 minutes of posts until it pops up.


Nice saturday nap, what's up fedi?
You can fit a lot of guys in a Tu-160
I think all planes should have afterburners, especially commercial ones. Imagine losing lift during landing in one of those airports where people gather at the fence to watch, and you turn on afterburners on a 747-sized plane to get out of stall and just launch them across the state.
Had to be up at 5:30 for a meeting and now it's over and I'm not tired at all to sleep some more :cry:
Very nice nap after work, didn't expect to wake up so fresh.
Can't wait to get home and just go straight to bed.
It looks like the whole work day will be very very boring
time to once more replay this in vr


Liking edgerunners 2 more than the first one so far, characters more interesting.
Bus clan vs Taxi clan generational beef.
Guess I could watch cyberpunk edgelords 2 since I don't have to work until the afternoon.
I don't think I'll ever be out of my "I want to do fun and exciting things" stage, it hasn't receded at all yet.
Nothing appetizing for breakfast on the shelf guess it's store time
I think as big scale power structures fall apart we should aim for that again. Small nations that expand by smallish warbands of their civiians organizing campaigns to push the border a bit further and get themselves a fief.
10/30/2026, 1 engagement
I intended to sleep until a decent hour but instead slept 2 hours, guess I'll make breakfast and hop on vr for a while.
Wizard onboard
"Sacrifice is inevitable, right Wings?" Yes ➕ double taps missile button
Since timing makes it halloween-themed, the invasion of Iran should be named Operation Epstein Ghost
110 million 💸


The Thinkpad Trinity
Very full from too much pizza I guess it's a good time to nap a bit
a pizza just for me


10/29/2026, 1 engagement
On my chaotic era
Someone took my tuna can but I have several other tuna cans hidden throughout the house
10/29/2026, 1 engagement
9 out of 10 doctors agree
IF I have onions
Fuck it it's pizza time
Had to buy an extra clip earpiece that I didn't need to get free shipping on the set I needed, because it was priced half a dollar below the "free shipping included" threshold
AC:Bunny
There are now several people on fedi who know what I look like and several people on fedi who know what I sound like, but only two that know both (excepting IRL people that are on fedi of course)
https://faitsdarmes.com/es/acero-espadas-largas/448-acero-espada-larga-regenyei.html thoughts on this one?
If it's not raining I'm going to use the free out of work day due to murder to train for a good while.
I might make myself a pizza at 5am
bro you're a hemisphere away Niggas don't know about money
Fun fedi mumble, finally got to join one that wasn't right on the middle of my work shift.
Where my homies that can get to Antartica at
Took the long way home and got a whole lot of ice cream :emmayum:
I think we should go back to .bmp as the standard
A fren is trying to build a tower in Lego City and they need YOUR help
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