Pilgrim

I should do meth

Perhaps I should move to Tripoli and start a new life as that one weird American who moved to Tripoli

Ha, thanks

YEAH I BOUGHT A 4 PACK OF MINI RAVIOLIS FOR 5.49 CANT A MAN LIVE A LITTLE ONCE IN A WHILE IT WAS EITHER THAT OR STORE BRAND FROZEN PIZZA

Should have got up bright and early for a drink but eh

Well that's fucking dire

I'm in my evil pwm arc I'm no longer returning the shopping cart at aldis. I put my quarter in, that bitch is MINE

Japanese lady gave you a boner call that yellawood

Dong fell off 🍂

Fast day today(night)

All day all night

Ma, theyre fujoing out again on the tl

Where the oomfies at

Lighten up why dontcha

Mixing egg whites into my scrambled eggs just to feel something (full)

Does anyone want to mumb in ~30?

Shadow Fedi Wizard Gang

Utter coal on the tl tonite

Holey Moses 1.69 for a corn dog??

resting a tallboy on top of my actively running instance just to feel something

Writer's Block

I have legally changed my name to Peter wang btw

Experts are concerned that pleromatan is becoming a symbol of online extremism

For all saints, go out and get you some discounted candy

Legalize asbestos

Holy moses I really did burn like half the whole roof of my mouth Ouch

I need another monitor

The Fedi Foids

Get groomed, idiot

If you suspect you're a chud, congratulate yourself

A trans coded this video file??

And awomen, lest we forget our sisters

Fat men are supposed to be jolly How come I'm so gloomy

I ship everyone (except me) with everyone else (except me)

Too old to not have already been taken out by some means

I cast testicular tort

An AI girlfriend would fix (finish destroying) me for good

New gameshow: "Who Wants to be Zillionaire" When you win you get a T-shirt that says, "Zillionaire" and your name in the credita each week because there's no such thing as a zillion

I should go be a barfly

Everyone I don't like is a homosexual

How come there's a 'd' in fridge but not in 'refrigerator'

is we getting a pleroma security release today?

Well that was nice but now I am ready to km/s myself

I love the Military Industrial Complex

Who up scrunking they unc?

sorry decayable peeps, didn't expect slow migration on upgrade

legalize nuclear bombs

[ scream ] [ fuck ]

die <

Schleeby kitty

I got a fever

Pair of truly killer divorcees seated next to me at the old folks' bar tonight

I don't know; at this point I don't want to know

I got a fever

Time to not hit on this same bartender again

Smokies

Resisted the urge to flirt with the bartender award

In this neck of the woods, "doesn't have a stupid haircut" makes you a solid 7

How dare you

Why is my body sore

Power Word: Peel

I'm fergalicious, in case you were suspicious

I hate boomers

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I refuse

Apparently I only sleep 7 hours

Hey, you Youre mentally ill

I'm an irregular at this bar, but the regular regulars being involved in all the gossip about the worker's love lives is endlessly hilarious to me

I could throw down on some oreos tbqh

Last belt notch :0330:

docker build go brrrt

I'm making soup today, I'm beyond pumped

https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/chicken-and-sausage-stew-with-white-beans-and-spinach/

Backlit kitty selfie

Woke up at exactly the fedi dead hour and there is no sleep

Oh my LANTA that was a satisfying piss

Porsche at the goodwill Are times that fucken tough??

You've got to stop yearning, young man. You're too old.

drywall is culturally relevant to yhe youths

I'm doing my thing wrong

Isn't it Argentines?

Putting 4 ice cubes in my coffee so I can slam 3 and get back to work

Ow, my ass

Heh, man licker

at least it isn't something obscene

There's an evil stench trying to kill me

AND BROTHER, I STAY HARD My doctor is very concerned

Model a healthy relationship for your kids, or else

I should develop a crippling gambling addiction

Chat, shall we go to the church yard sale tomorrow? I could get the new jeans on the cheap

Oh my darling, Clementine

Copy that floppy in EVERY POST

Post this when he least expects it

https://media.darkdork.dev/dc/e0/2c/dce02c7864eeaa73767e1a6f58c40ba9b241d7abe2d0ae345a29f92c72b06799.png

Frankly my dear, I do give a damn.

Two more nights then two weeks off

This is me btw

Insufferable edgelord versus immovable autist