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10/29/2026, 3 engagements
commiefornia pro illegal migrant mayor hunts a random black guy because she thought he was working for ICE. He was a local hairdresser and now she's liable for stalking and false imprisonment charges lmao

10/25/2026, 1 engagement
Imagine throwing your wife, kids, career and just life in general away for this guy. 20 years of investment into a relationship, with 3 kids, and this jewish guy comes in as an intern with a boner for homewrecking and you're like "OI VEY IMMA HIT THAT!". Bruh.


10/25/2026, 9 engagements


10/25/2026, 5 engagements
Man Jailed For Possessing "Extreme Right Wing Music"
Looks like it's time to add to my playlists.

10/24/2026, 26 engagements
Naruto Goes To Tel Aviv


10/22/2026, 27 engagements
Mornin fedi


10/22/2026, 1 engagement


10/21/2026, 3 engagements


10/18/2026, 1 engagement


10/16/2026, 3 engagements
"Corporations Have Lost All Control"
Funding and developing something that exclusively steals intellectual property and puts people out of jobs Have it used against their own intellectual properties Cry
Total Corpofaggot Death :crumb:

10/16/2026, 1 engagement
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10/14/2026, 2 engagements


10/12/2026, 5 engagements


10/11/2026, 5 engagements
10/10/2026, 2 engagements


10/9/2026, 2 engagements
Man Arrested For Sending Senator A Picture Of Shreks Junk



That cornell orgy case is hilarious
8 degenerates agree to an orgy slut gets called a slut and stops getting invited to frat parties slut cries rape gay frat guy cries rape after allegedly getting assraped by her
How fucking stupid do you have to be to have an orgy at a university? Feminism is law there you have no rights as a bloke, you might as well be a western white chick going backpacking in the middle east. This shit's going to hang over all their heads for life, that bitch better have been a 9 or 10 but seems a 3 at best.
10/8/2026, 11 engagements
The Lone Star Tick Experiment

Had me at ryrics ngl

10/7/2026, 2 engagements
Morning fedi


10/2/2026, 1 engagement
Total Flock Death
Total Flock Death
Lmfao the feds got got, looks like they didn't update their fucking software since an exploit known about in May (CVE-2026-35273).

Among voters aged 18-24, support for dismantling Israel rose to 46%.
The kids are alright.
https://justthenews.com/government/security/15-voters-would-destroy-israel-end-iran-war-poll
10/1/2026, 8 engagements
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What if the lawyer did it? I bet he's a fucking aquarium, aquariums always kill 3 kids and blame their mothers 😤
What if the lawyer did it? I bet he's a fucking aquarium, aquariums always kill 3 kids and blame their mothers 😤
10/1/2026, 13 engagements
Jewish Barbie

(comments section is great btw)
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Morning fedi


9/26/2026, 10 engagements
I thought this was AI but nope, bill burr just managed to sink even fucking lower. Low enough to make even mark zuckerberg look like a heroic figure lmfao.
I thought this was AI but nope, bill burr just managed to sink even fucking lower. Low enough to make even mark zuckerberg look like a heroic figure lmfao.
9/26/2026, 1 engagement
necrofications


9/26/2026, 1 engagement


9/25/2026, 2 engagements
9/25/2026, 1 engagement


9/24/2026, 1 engagement


9/22/2026, 1 engagement
Help a shrigga out with his character creation ideas
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Didn't see that plot twist coming. The lone holdout juror was a black guy, the only person on that jury willing to hold that psychotic cunt accountable was black.
- 8 immediately decided not guilty.
- 2 were undecided and later went along with the majority.
- 1 was bullied down from a guilty verdict (pretty sure that was the white guy who talked to the media about it)
The only black person in the room cared more about those three white kids than the 11 whites.

Over 60,000 People Arrested For Speech Offences In Just 5 Years
Often the "crime" being as nothingburger as "viewing a tiktok video".
For comparison, russia has arrested less of it's own people during an active war over the same time frame. 20,000 less arrests, despite having over double the total population and again.. Being in an active war where being anti-war is officially illegal.

9/9/2026, 1 engagement
Necro'd thread in my notifications :n3fplant2:


> 3rd worlders invade spain and start killing the wildlife/pets.
3rd worlders invade spain and start killing the wildlife/pets. local "animal rights activists" trip over themselves to avoid condemning even baby dolphins being slaughtered by barbarians.
The government is not protecting the citizens. The animal rights groups are not protecting the animals. Same kind of shit all across europe, and america, we're on our own folks. Don't rely on those in positions of authority above you to take care of this shit because they won't.
Janky ass game is addictive



9/4/2026, 1 engagement
IMPORTANT:
Kitten loves his pickle. That is all, you can resume scrolling now.


9/3/2026, 4 engagements
5 days into the jury nullification process and there's some fat karen doxxing the jurors now? This shit is actually worse than caramello anthony's trial now, what a fucking circus lmfao.
> Hysterical banshee charges cops with a knife
Hysterical banshee charges cops with a knife Mag dump "Calm down, calm down"
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Reckless Ben - Exposing the largest human trafficking ring in the world
Any guesses for whose behind it? I'll give you one little hint :HappyMerchBurn:

>Asking Cops The Same Silly Questions They Ask Us - Arizona Cop Gets Flustered short version
Asking Cops The Same Silly Questions They Ask Us - Arizona Cop Gets Flustered short version (Channel: James Freeman)
8/26/2026, 1 engagement
Not sure what you did (or even if you did anything) but my notifications are fixed now and I'm giving you credit for it 🍻
8/25/2026, 1 engagement
Lagtop just took ~90 minutes to start, I think it's getting close to time to take him out back behind the shed :F_in_chat:
Lagtop just took ~90 minutes to start, I think it's getting close to time to take him out back behind the shed :F_in_chat:
8/23/2026, 3 engagements


8/23/2026, 1 engagement


8/22/2026, 4 engagements


8/21/2026, 1 engagement






