LET’S BAN MORE NONEXISTENT THINGS
✍️ The Clear Skies Act has been introduced in Congress, aiming to prohibit weather modification within the US. The author of the article humorously proposes to ban various weather-related phenomena, including mythical creatures and fictional characters.
👉 (v) strip-club patrons “making it rain”
👉 (vi) children singing “Rain, rain, go away / come again some other day”
👉 (vii) any and all actions of the weather-modifying rodent Punxsutawney Phil
👉 (viii) Thor
👉 (ix) when your knees ache (this brings on rain)
👉 (x) witches setting to sea in eggshells
👉 (xi) pathetic fallacy
👉 (xii) butterflies flapping their wings even a single time
👉 (xiii) the demigod Maui
👉 (xiv) caterpillars growing suspiciously thick winter coats
👉 (xv) any and all frozen treats with names like Blizzard, McFlurry, Frosty, ICEE
👉 (xvi) fairies, fae, Fair Folk, sprites of all kinds
👉 (xvii) Prospero from The Tempest
👉 (xviii) Storm from X-Men
👉 (xix) Magneto
👉 (xx) Gandalf the Grey
👉 (xxi) leprechauns
👉 (xxii) Santa Claus
👉 (xxiii) The Midgard Serpent
👉 (xxiv) gray aliens
👉 (xxv) Hillary Clinton
👉 (xxvi) NOAA
👉 (xxvii) releasing greenhouse gases willy-nilly without regard for the climate
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