LET’S BAN MORE NONEXISTENT THINGS
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✍️ The Clear Skies Act has been introduced in Congress, aiming to prohibit weather modification within the US. The author of the article humorously proposes to ban various weather-related phenomena, including mythical creatures and fictional characters.
👉 (v) strip-club patrons “making it rain” 👉 (vi) children singing “Rain, rain, go away / come again some other day” 👉 (vii) any and all actions of the weather-modifying rodent Punxsutawney Phil 👉 (viii) Thor 👉 (ix) when your knees ache (this brings on rain) 👉 (x) witches setting to sea in eggshells 👉 (xi) pathetic fallacy 👉 (xii) butterflies flapping their wings even a single time 👉 (xiii) the demigod Maui 👉 (xiv) caterpillars growing suspiciously thick winter coats 👉 (xv) any and all frozen treats with names like Blizzard, McFlurry, Frosty, ICEE 👉 (xvi) fairies, fae, Fair Folk, sprites of all kinds 👉 (xvii) Prospero from The Tempest 👉 (xviii) Storm from X-Men 👉 (xix) Magneto 👉 (xx) Gandalf the Grey 👉 (xxi) leprechauns 👉 (xxii) Santa Claus 👉 (xxiii) The Midgard Serpent 👉 (xxiv) gray aliens 👉 (xxv) Hillary Clinton 👉 (xxvi) NOAA 👉 (xxvii) releasing greenhouse gases willy-nilly without regard for the climate
-- #TimBurchett #MarjorieTaylorGreene #StephenMiller #PunxsutawneyPhil #Maui #Prospero #Storm #Magneto #GandalftheGrey #HillaryClinton #politics
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