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pleroma configuration dumped from the database, compiled and runs under its own steam on the new hardware. responds to requests as expected. hope by tomorrow evening Poast should be running 🎉 🙌🏻

compiling kernel with 64 threads, got it down to 220W ish takes ~4 minutes

"you can only piss with the cock you've got" - sun tzu

girl asking if i want her to come over next weekend respond to her then mistakenly text her about security plans meant to be text to p guess its back to the drawing board

server is running under its own power on gentoo. wont be up tonight but the major step has been completed

reminder, when the site is back up every session you are logged into will have its token nulled out and every user will be forced on login to reset their password. they're all salted, so there isn't a concern for lost passwords but out of an abundance of caution as they had root on the main server and access to my account everybody will be forced to change their passwords.

if you have issues remembering your password, you can email [email protected] when you cant login and we will verify you and assist you in regaining entry to your account. I will make sure staff are available to answer as fast as possible because I know a lot of you used throwaway emails and cant reset them on your own

if you guys are in a position to contribute to legal funds please do via give.poast.org or message me or one of the admins backups at

or

for crypto

waiting for the rest of our forensic mirroring on the main hardware then we will unrack the loaner and put in our new hardware and start assembling. ETA is still at least a week out but progress is being made

told the xcancel admin to bring his instance back up so if you guys don't want to use my fediverse login requirement for bitter, it will probably be up today

I want to put a commercial style "we'll be right back" page on poast but I don't have time to make a static html page. Which one of you wants to do it?

Shoutout to

for driving through what resulted in 22 emergency tornado alerts on my phone to come hang out while I work on this shit. I met some real fucking solid people on here in the last couple years. You guys should meet up with people (if you trust them) it's worth it

I could have sworn I updated the OpenSSH on all our major infra when the CVE came out. And I know I did. I posted about it. I was some people's first knowledge of it. I just remembered our motherboard died last summer and we are on loaner hardware and I didn't even think about updating it. I fucked up. I let you guys down and I'm sorry

based on auth logs, api and lack of traffic anomalies in the last 14 days, no database information was exfiltrated. looks like just a public defacement specifically targetting me

yes we are aware and are working on this breach but from a cursory glance it looks like a race condition was exploited in the distro shipped version of openssh

can somebody thats on an instance that has like more than 2 active users say nigger for me thank you

do youtube embeds work for you?

haha hey

Poastcels, we are currently down as is all of crunchbits. There is an issue with one of the core routers that is being resolved. I don't have an ETA yet but it is in progress

oh shit petes already on NERV