yockeypuck

POV: you just asked yourself "are the dalits done yet?"

I know you had an amazing reply that made me feel loved and sympathized with but the dalits decided to replace the router with a Linksys WRT54GS so I missed it. That's okay.

ROUND-HOUSE KICK DALITS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER

I just want to drink beers and shitpoasts but the fucking dalits somehow had the servers down for SIX FUCKING HOURS yesterday and didn't say "we should take care of that maintenance window while we're in here" because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DALITS IS INCOMPETENT AT EVERYTHING

The data canter is bringing things back online a bit at a time. poast isn't back yet but the dalits are getting work done with their curry-stained fingers.

Trying to work out why I can't SSH into the poast server, can anyone see an issue with this?

-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----

We've got top men looking at poast's data center right now.

Top. Men.

Woodshop's not on nervst so I can make this I ♥️ BLACK PUSSY joke.

poast is having a service degradation because the data center is having a service degradation; it is nothing sinister or weird, just shitty Internet.

mfw the system is down

Doing my best.

I hope I can find a wife who loves me as much as I love trains.