Hey there, handsome Bitcoiner. Yes, you with the cold storage.
Love a
… but ready for a meetup with a slightly more bullish female ratio?
Do you whisper “tick tock, next block” into the void at night… alone?
Do you dream of locking eyes with a radiant, sovereign Bitcoiner queen across a grass field in Byron and thinking, “Yes. I would multisig a life with her.”
Well CANCEL your celibacy arc.
Byron Bay Bash. 15–17 May 2026.
Where the female-to-male ratio is higher than your conviction during a 60% drawdown. Where the vibes are low time preference and the sunshine is proof-of-work. Where you can discuss UTXOs by day and manifest a lineage of little orange-pilled heirs by night.
Imagine it:
You. A T-bone in one hand. A coconut water in the other. A beautiful Bitcoiner saying, “I cook with tallow.”
Boom. Courtship.
Already married? Bring wifey. Let her make lady friends who also think fiat is cringe. Now BOTH of you have someone to debate cold storage strategies with over breakfast. That’s called maximalist mating efficiency.
And Byron? It’s like Australia 20 years ago. Fewer NPCs. More sunshine. Slightly less authoritarian vibes (for now 👀). The ocean sparkles like a freshly mined block.
Do not let your high-functioning laser-eyed 'tism stop you from finding your sovereign soulmate. Your bloodline deserves to inherit more than just a seed phrase.
Stack sats. Touch grass. Find love.
And maybe your very own T-Bone & Jen origin story.
Byron Bay Bash.
Be there. Or stay home debating BIP-110.
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