Slowbro

Boob morning finally Friday innit

BLEACHERS BLEACHERS BLEACHERS 😤

This and some Culvers

Happy assternoon still a lot of work day left for me

Sistember forever

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Me and one of the hourlies were talking about video games and she piped up to say shes a huge Zelda fan but she didnt know what any of the games were called

Wow fat bouncy bocchis

Boob morning

Assternoon

We just got a new shower installed and I really hope im the first one to pee in it

Booba tea

Ive been told its a boob morning

If adam and eve had been chinese instead of human they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple

Im gonna be a goy and buy the new final fantasy game on release

Im ded

This is not a feet post, its an assternoon post

NEED TO NIHOWDY INTENSIFIES

Did someone say bleachers bleachers bleachers 😤 ?

Uoh gf who sneezes breastily

I was supposed to interview for a dispatcher who would essentially be my secretary but I was out of work all week cause the baby was sick so my boss did the interview and he hired an obese woman with mulatto kids who talks about being a foster parent for kids who get kicked out of their homes for being gay/trans

Woodshop has a roommate

Titty tuesday

One of the greatest exchanges ive ever seen on twitter

Just banged Shadowheart

BLEACHERS BLEACHERS BLEACHERS 😤

Happy Friday Team

HR foid touched my elbow while talking to me so yeah she wants my dick

We know and we like it

Wondering why voldemort tried to use a highly complex spell with a chance of backfiring to kill Harry when he could have just used Lilly's exercise bands

Libtards LOVE food trucks

Maid monday

Starting a podcast but every episode is recorded by me calling a random number and leaving a 3 hour voicemail

Wow, white

ZOOMER PERM WITH A TRASH STACHE ZOOMER PERM WITH A TRASH STACHE

Hey limbrul I just adopted your entire worldview and acknowledged the moral authority of your idealogical framework but I did so while keeping my pseudo tough guy cowboy aesthetic how do you like them apples???

None of you, had you been in my position, would have hired meatman

Guy who needs a comically large red stamp that says DENIED so I can slam it on the hourlies' requests for pto

NO FAG SHIT IN THE P4 REMAKE LETS FUCKING GOOOO

How did bro get hired to be a cat in this economy thats truly remarkable

White women wednesday

Titty tuesday

Like 10 years ago or whatever when I worked for an insurance company there was a dude whos cubicle was next to mine.

He had a ship from star trek on his desk and a gay rainbow flag despite being straight. Was always talking about politics and was a radical libtard

Someone once asked him how he was doing and he said "pretty good for a short fat bald guy" and then laughed way too hard. He killed himself like less than a month later

Boob monster

Haitian dude who works here loves telling me how much he hates black people

:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: :aaaaa: :aaaa: :Pandaaaaaa: :kagerou_whaaaaaa: :meloaaah: :uoh: :niggasuicide: :suicide:

Racemixxing whore

Assterevening

Me and who??????

Tifa tuesday tomorrow 📆

Exquisite

be me getting coffee at the gas station before work nigger in front of me in line cashier asks him how are you he says "im blessed" he buys fireball and lotto tickets

Yeah I guess so. Giwtwm

Assternoon yaw

Lol

B I G

BLEACHERS BLEACHERS BLEACHERS 😤

:orange_siren: :shatranj_label_3: 2B :orange_siren:

Tfw youll never be a squirrel with an aggressively horny squirrel gf

This is the goal

Just had a black guy in a cowboy hat thank me for my service

Which one of you was that?

Uoh twintails and big tits

Moo moo and moo

Its friggin hot out i could really go for a tall cold glass of rice milk rn fr fr

Damn the liberals COOKED with this one

One of my dispatchers was over an hour late and now she's crying in the dispatch office. Hasnt mentioned anything being wrong. Women in the work place everyone

GIWTWM

There's no rush quite like flushing the toilet and not feeling certain that you didnt clog it

Spotted in the wild

Consent

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