im lowk evil
get in da mumble
what would RMS's nonbinary name would be
I noticed you skipped mechamusume mondays this week :>
being ms excel certified has saved weeks of my life
im black. im queer. im disabled. im genderfluid give me $1,000,000 dollars plz #mutualaid #mastodonhelpingmastodon #queersupport #finance
Talking with Indonesians about Jakarta is interesting. They seem to dislike being able to see nature and the sky.
No Negativity November No Nostalgia Critic November No Night Disturbances November
tough month!


11/12/2026, 1 engagement


11/12/2026, 1 engagement
stoic omega
as a nigga with heavy burn scars from an acid attack, what should I get tattooed on my face?
asking for a goth/punk afriend without tattoos, piercings and hair dye is like asking for an angel without wings
it's a shame the netcode sucks so bad
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white monster alone cannot create shareholder value - nay; 'tis the white monster drinking who brings forth value
11/11/2026, 3 engagements
I clearly have a type


Airframe Ultra is so freaking good





11/11/2026, 4 engagements
all the billionaires who compare themselves to the Robber-barons and Mr. Carnegie should kill themselves.
11/11/2026, 1 engagement
pwm made me think about gw2 for the first time in a decade. shame on him
I've seen the world and want no part in it
ttoe has not responded to my fanart ;-;
I wanna get into bagmaking
11/9/2026, 1 engagement
Are there any decent atmospheric moisture meters in the $10-$20 dollar range?
11/9/2026, 1 engagement
poptropica speedrun anyone
11/9/2026, 1 engagement
you should pester a guy every day for like two years to start a band and then say you don't feel like it when he says yes
11/9/2026, 2 engagements
according to the fortune teller and her can of redbull, my soulmate's name starts with 'P'.
11/9/2026, 1 engagement
monday is gonna be on 11/9 nevar forget
theatre is really refreshing if you're a freak because you don't have to mask. stimming and vocal tics are encouraged
11/7/2026, 2 engagements
some of u need this


11/7/2026, 6 engagements
a story in two parts


11/7/2026, 1 engagement
"can i represent the estate of george floyd to sue getgle" - mumla user
11/7/2026, 4 engagements
200 day duolingo streak
Waldie: "I am somewhat concerned indulging in momvember is submitting to an unhealthy fantasy" Wander: "Nigga we are amoral perverts" Both: "SPLENDID"


11/6/2026, 3 engagements
what is NNCN
NNCN btw
I feel like actual slime
If you're pure of heart you can concealed carry anywhere
11/6/2026, 6 engagements
drains will heal me~
A confederacy of coconspirators
does anyone have recordings of G&S' ''The Grand Duke'' on hand?
11/6/2026, 2 engagements
in honor of leafposter dot horse im transitioning to Quebecois
feeling emotions is nice :pleadthanks:
11/6/2026, 2 engagements
playing chinese chess with sleep deprived friends is fun :)
11/4/2026, 1 engagement
juice that gives you an outbreak of 'i voted' stickers
11/4/2026, 2 engagements
OK uhhh might need a new laptop soon. what's something rugged, ~$500 that will last another three years minimum
11/3/2026, 1 engagement
My female high school classmates are boosting goslingesque 'yearning' reels (of the female variety). I have a feeling that yearnposting is about to hit the foid community like hrt hit the autistic white guy community
11/3/2026, 1 engagement


11/3/2026, 5 engagements
NaNoWriMo CHECK IN: how far r u with ur wiritng
11/3/2026, 1 engagement
The college group is resorting to buying gundams to manage stress. dark days ahead
in MEGA CITY WEST what is there to live for? ULTRA CIRCUIT RACING
we gonna scrungle
happy halloween everypony
11/1/2026, 1 engagement
got a colt 40oz, some menthols yet no lighter #halloween #mutualaid #lighterrequest
11/1/2026, 1 engagement
The Mall of America, 12 years apart.



how do you guys decompress and destress after a long semester?
10/31/2026, 1 engagement
Boeing 2707 son or Lockheed L-2000 daughter
10/30/2026, 1 engagement
when I was a lad people still talked about the Concorde as a recent retirement. Same with that stupid space shuttle.
what are you guys dressing up as for halloween? :3
10/30/2026, 1 engagement
there is darker theorylore than one would guess
undergoing twink rebirth π
at some point im gonna steal enough parts off syzygy's holden hj that I can build a totally new one ship of theseus style
10/29/2026, 1 engagement
why are all the golden retriever men getting bubble butts
I would make such a good jaded alcoholic sea captain. God I wish the merchant navy was real
10/29/2026, 2 engagements
TheoryToe facts: He can allocate stat points dynamically
10/29/2026, 3 engagements


10/29/2026, 1 engagement
guy whos stress response is venting on fedi
10/29/2026, 2 engagements
thank you for your tax dollars, a rounding error of which funds my vices
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
stenchmaxxing in clyde north
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
guy who calls himself aromatic
10/27/2026, 2 engagements
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
cuck sock fallacy
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
its crazy that dababy got the last name kirk
how many unmarried men are even active on fedi
im da gamer grub wiggles on floor fleshily
10/26/2026, 2 engagements
the best drug known to man is working in a highly collaborative environment with switched-on, competent people.
10/26/2026, 6 engagements
OFFICIAL FULL LIST OF ADULT DRUGS:
ho scale model trains
-o scale model trains
-airfix or shitaleri or some shit idk
10/26/2026, 1 engagement
guy giving a threatening, sexual and sensual yet not explicit tirade to r/bees
10/26/2026, 1 engagement
i lowkenuinely should have included the suicide option in that poll. nobody is brave enough to pick either
its ok to kiss ur homies for the gruzz
magic the gathering is in the epstein files???
10/24/2026, 1 engagement
the humble tilde is the ultimate ragebait character
ββββββββββββ ]ββββββββ Bob is building an army. βββ ββββββββββ βββ This tank & Bob are against βββββββββββββββββ β» removing the dislike button Ilβββββββββββββββββββ]... βοΈ»β¦β€β Copy and Paste this all over β₯ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ€.... / \ YouTube if you are with us
10/23/2026, 4 engagements
i dont think the world could handle a pwm with golden flowing locks
10/23/2026, 1 engagement
bro my fellow zoomoid if everyone whos ever been on fedi was placed in huss valley whos the greatest husser
10/23/2026, 1 engagement
The Fog has enveloped my peanits
10/23/2026, 1 engagement
u don't hear about chad thundercock anymore
clocking in at the boring factoring making the holes in donuts
10/23/2026, 1 engagement
one asahi and im drunk
fuck i love doing assignments while drunk
bottom text
10/23/2026, 1 engagement
does anyone know if dehumidifiers do anything about boomer-lack of maintenance mold issues
my throat is always on fire in this room wtf
maybe I should go on an exchange trip to taiwan
10/22/2026, 2 engagements
mysterious girlfriend x was so cute
I keep finding discarded silver rings with heart motifs and greek icons of Jesus. what sort of omen is this
jacobfuckingjones is suffering from twink death
smoking on that shit that made lehman brothers
10/22/2026, 1 engagement
twinjamin my music taste so raped there are only two autists who would ever sing 'main larp penis' in a karaoke booth w/ me
the hidden king is lowk evil nigga


