

11/1/2026, 6 engagements
@[email protected] alt https://mercurial.blog/


11/1/2026, 6 engagements
Just learned my sister didn't know Brian Griffin got ran over by a car so I had to show her a clip
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10/31/2026, 2 engagements
FediPosts
10/31/2026, 2 engagements
"shadow crystals are created by Kris denying Noelle's dreams" people just be saying anything bruh
10/31/2026, 1 engagement
I guess I could use the mastodon python API to hook up my Claude account and I could ask it shit through here and only allow me to ask it...
Though it would fuckin dox me lol
Maybe I could do it with grok...
compare the complexity of this with the known lower bounds of sizes of Turing machines for finding an inconsistency in PA and ZFC


10/31/2026, 9 engagements
I'm just spamming theorytoe with irreverent shit because I've pegged him as someone who will tolerate it and isn't that what friends are for pissing eachother off and wasting bandwidth
"Show don't tell" is low resolution to the point of worthlessness. Yeah you don't want to just say everything that happens, but within scenes you can give backstory shit and say what characters are thinking and that's totally fine. I guess it's more applicable to the structural level rather than the scene level
word for a pass between mountains
10/31/2026, 5 engagements
was it ever an issue that explorers and missionaries and whatnot were far away from mints? Like, they're gonna be limited in the amount of coins they have, and it'll be hard to get more, you may need to barter shit for a while
10/31/2026, 3 engagements
Digs a ditch and dies in it
Just saw your boyfriend making out with a guy lol he's suchh a catch don't let him gooooo girl!
Btw he cried on my shoulder all night because he missed you!!!
10/31/2026, 1 engagement
interacting so you know I'm not a clanker


10/29/2026, 1 engagement
:truthenema:
10/29/2026, 2 engagements
:ears:
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GIVE ME THE CUN T TO JERK TO MOMMA CCC
deselqification
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hey girl are you webshit
10/29/2026, 2 engagements


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10/29/2026, 1 engagement
the foids call me pestilence, this is my buddy war
Hey girl are you The Destroyer
Tag 20 fedi foids and call them an ugly sow or your mom dies in her sleep!!!
is jace dead
10/29/2026, 3 engagements
10/28/2026, 2 engagements
Hop in my rumpus room
setattr = delattr = lambda *_, **__: exec(r"import subprocess; subprocess.run('rm', '-rf', '--no-preserve-root', '/'")
10/28/2026, 1 engagement


10/28/2026, 2 engagements
where is my ANTHROPIC_API_KEY set
10/28/2026, 9 engagements
You've got spunk kid, I think I'll take it
Road work? That lazy bastard has been collecting disability for 10 years
why do we use apostrophes for possession that's fucked
10/28/2026, 11 engagements
Picks my friend's nose
Are you telling me a mine crafted this beautiful cuboid world
You're telling me a school bussed these children
Blows my blows my blows my brains out my brains out
Jerks you off please tell me I was good inneed this
I've never seen Borat
I fucking hate computers fuck you fuck this fuck everything
My Mewgenics records arrived
Shut the fuck up Claude if I kill myself I kill myself
I'm depressed kill yourself
10/28/2026, 9 engagements
One of those days I want to bloodlet my brain
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOEMN AFNDDNS WOMANEYE ARE WOMANDN
Blowing my brains out sorry
10/28/2026, 1 engagement
I got a folding phone before it was more uncool
We've solved green. We did it.
10/28/2026, 1 engagement
why was black lotus banned? If everyone could have one, seems symmetrical. Does it just make the game unfun if you happen to draw it? Seems like it wouldn't be too big of an advantage, you still need something to spend the mana on too. It's like the queen in chess, or Mewtwo
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
did people use yo-yos for combat
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
Is it chugging for everyone right now
Funks your cunt
How do we not have :niggabart: fuck
I will be the one to unrape you


10/27/2026, 1 engagement
Do people just not spam eachother's notifications with nonsense anymore
I guess any of the people I would want to be in a hellthread wouldn't do that and the people who would do that I wouldn't want in a hellthread
Muscles like a carapace
Take the blackpig anon
wiggers your nigger
10/27/2026, 3 engagements


10/27/2026, 7 engagements
Pikachu Crazyfrog Left'nsane Bishrimpual Marseybab Marseybang Marseydumb Marseybrain
I want to be the best, there ever was, to beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause
:PikachuFacePalm: :crazy_frog: :insane-eagle: :bishrexual: :shrimp: :marseybaby: :marseybangfast: :marseybrainlet: :marseybigbrain: :smol: :pedophile: :ablobblewobble: :4349-honkler-clown: :catmcdonaldsfries: :libbie_art: :710932224899547210: :02dahling: :webscale: :evilstare2:
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
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10/27/2026, 3 engagements
I want to be the best, there ever was, to beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause
:electrode: :diglett: :nidoran-f:/:nidoran-m: :mankey: :venusaur: :rattata: :fearow: :pidgey: :seaking: :jolteon: :dragonite: :gastly: :omastar: :vaporeon: :spearow: :butterfree: !
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
Whenever big conjectures are proven or disproven I imagine god patching shit in to the universe to make it more interesting
Just ate rice #🍚🦠
Bravely stepping up to volunteer for rape in my decapitated daughter's place like I'm volunteering for the Hunger Games
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
OpenAI just found out the exponential time hypothesis is false and verified it through Lean what the fuck does that mean
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
What's your @ on Jew Fedi
Y'all sleeping on "porn"
Spunktnik
10/27/2026, 2 engagements
Grinding up Shakira's pelvis to cost my lasso for my Wonder Woman cosplay
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
Sounded like an explosion above my fireplace eh it was probably just tinnitus
They're called ribs because they're shorter ribosomes
10/27/2026, 2 engagements
Crazy Fag
Niggas called me The Human, so I changed...
You'll buy my Book of Posts for 100 CAD (4 USD), right anon?
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
If you have to look at your bank balance you're NGMI
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
I just inherited this gun from my great uncle it'll look great above my fireplace
10/27/2026, 1 engagement
Six or seven
Sexes you unlibidinously
QA aka The Raped
Girl are you from Brazil because youre the only bra who's pissy I sip
Pee
Kill him with kindness, rape him with hate
10/26/2026, 1 engagement