bajax

I'm gonna destroy all my enemies. wait and see.

well fuck. I'm totally immobilized. what did I do wrong?

I wonder if anyone ever actually got any money from one of those #mutualaid posts

I should play patapon

uneventful. can't ask for better rn

fuck it we ball

quitting my job, gonna fly south to escape winter

very very bad night

where did everyone go?

so tired of the nothing

time to DFE

diary of a ceo more like diary of a cia

RULES BASED ORDER ooooh yeah you gotta care about the international RULES BASED ORDER that's a REAL thing that should TOTALLY be a part of your thinking, it's not just an epiphenomenon of having a hegemonic hyperpower that's gonna end really soon no way the international RULES BASED ORDER is gonna last forever let's have an international RULES BASED ORDER in a multipolar world with no centralized controlled currency that's totally gonna work guys because there's nothing that empires love more than obeying an international RULES BASED ORDER that they don't have complete control over yeah guys we're in an international RULES BASED ORDER because all the constituent nations agreed on it not because NATO has set in place a subtle might-makes-right in front of our very eyes

tell them about the international RULES BASED ORDER

I wonder if I could figure out some kind of evopsych explanation for degenerate gooners who make porn their entire personality

some kind of distorted tribal signaling? sublimated bride-stealing impulse? or maybe I could make a behaviorism case?

some of these people just don't need to be

watching campy movies with some queers

hate dealing with people who WANT to be bullshitted.

someone got in my sink and licked all my dishes "clean"

fucking new FE hangs on polls

iykyk but ink

foggy I should probably stop posting and do a bunch of simple mindless tasks

SunderGuilt on twitter

...i know you don't think it's the end...

no one told me :cry_hq:

hades character designs are seriously just like you hit randomize in mii maker then drew them as humans

live from the painchamber

there are no good slurs that start with y

test am i federating?

if I don't move she can't see me

what would canola represent in this metaphor though?

I ain't got time for you, girl-- i got bigger fish to fry! dives into a vat of hot oil

I'm nowhere near baseline

the kind of person who's extremely annoying but you can't really hate them because they haven't really done anything all that bad so you just kinda groan and bear it but you'd be a lot happier if they went away and you never heard from them again (they're me)

extremely sad all day today. I'll be ok shortly.

I can't keep up and I will be left behind

feels like everyone's gonna kill me

I really don't belong here

I'm actually badly sleep depreived. no wonder I keep getting distracted

mmm vanilla drywall

fairly certain that isn't noided

why am I in that thread

pain has reduced fingers crossed it's over

bought some locally made dubhai-style chocolate. instead of pistachios they used white hazel nut. it's good.

just found out I'm made of metal

it's bleak

all I need is 30 acres, a house, a workshop, a cnc lathe, a forklift, a TIG welder, hot air station, etc

now I'm at my office and ajax isn't here so :hiss:

was hurting horribly. ajax was insisting on getting in my face. I almost got short with him but finally I was like "OK You win!" and he forced me to recline while he curled up on my chest.

and I'll be damned but my head stopped hurting. stayed like that for 15 minutes

I feel like I'm turning into glue as we speak

writhing

boomer xoomer x xillennial millennial zillennial zoomer zalpha alpha

old country for no men

I whupped superman's ass

first actual spam I've ever seen on fediverse

i hate dentists so much they talk to you like you're a toddler despite being old as fuck then they ruin your fucking life

fuck you amazon I am not signing up for prime

I'm out of alcohol

I think the black man is drunk

lol claude blocked me from making a free account because my google account didn't link to my real name and I signed up from my proxy

WHATEVER JUST WHATEVER

why does hyperventilating reduce pain?

I can't believe there's actually a cat named bajax now

I wish I existed

how is it possible that an old electric range with brand new burners still had weird hot and cold spots, such that I was only able to fry an egg on a cast iron griddle properly after I replaced the whole thing? is there some kind of phenomenon that would explain it? I thought resistive heating elements were kinda an all-or-nothing proposition, either enough energy gets into the coil or it doesn't.

also these are the best eggs I've ever made. came out perfectly, no overcrisp or rubbery parts and I didn't even have to wash the griddle they just slid right the fuck off. just wiped it down and put it away.

(dropped the fried eggs on top of some instant dashi soup with some pepper powder it was actually really good)

i hate myself so much

they're turning me into sweet and sour chicken tomorrow

I feel good.

(alcohol helps)

louis rossmann norwooding before our eyes

none of this was worth it

I'm going back to bed.

I want to stop being aware of anything

:ina_hammer: :business:

I think I'm gonna swear off youtube it's just all doomer shit I put on as background noise when I should be listening to music

make my brain go away

this faggot is everything wrong with southern culture. he is every pathology spawned when international jewry got ahold of hank william's son and turned him camp queer

are women just evil?

I'm a cube now

alright fedi hiatus starting now

relief.

oh roflmao peter thiel talked to jordan peterson for an hour--

I'm gonna be listening to this on 2x speed!

hmm why do my own DMs have a repeat icon on them?

can't fucking auto merge anything because bossman has claude autogenerate this fucking "roadmap" file on every fucking commit I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

maybe you got some dog ideas

maybe that's the best you can do

I don't really want a pet bird because it's kinda sad that they can't fly around free, but I wish I could befriend a wild bird enough that it would let me pet it

I hate these in-between times when you're done with all your morning tasks but you have this gap until you have to get ready for work. not good at filling them-- I'm only good at going all out on something 24 hours for several days at once or completely losing track of time.

gonna practice calligraphy today (gothic)

my job is making me psychically and physically nauseous.

it takes claude about 45 minutes to make any simple change and it's getting longer because bossman keeps adding new rules and unnecessary layers of abstraction, trying desperately to get it to a point where he can understand it.

I know I'm not even close to being in the running, but I still gotta apply

:ina_hammer: :hinata:

frontend launch scripts failing no idea why repo is fucking complicated, has like 30 layers of indirection, logs funneled to a corporate subscription elasticsearch instance had to dig up a login I haven't used since my first day on the job in order to get access had to drill down through 5 or 6 layers having to ask claude at every layer "OK what the fuck am I looking at?" finally get to the log entry at the time of the failure. nothing. just nothing ever gets written. Nuxt just stops at some point.
WHAT THE FUCK?! had claude write me a special runner so I could figure out why it was just stopping, had to include all the proper env vars that SHOULD JUST BE INSIDE .ENV FILES AND LOADED IN SOME SANE WAY BUT NO WE HAVE TO HAVE A SPECIAL CONFIG OBJECT ASSEMLER THAT WORKS FROM ENVVARS THAT ARE THEMSELVES ASSEMBLED AT RUNTIME USING ANOTHER SCRIPT. finllay I could run it manually the fucking retarded thing was stopping for an interactive prompt, and because it never flushed the line, nothing ever got written to the logs. I didn't even know this stupid thing COULD stop execution for an interactive prompt; why the fuck are you even doing this? this was the prompt: "Nuxt collects completely anonymous data about usage. This will help us improve Nuxt developer experience over time. Read more on https://github.com/nuxt/telemetry. Are you interested in participating? Yes/No." nearly pulverize my montior with my keyboard.

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

need woman who won't try to put me in a bag

damnit I'm gonna go to sleep before anything weirder happens

why isn't :pensivecowboy: in unicode?

you people are awful

usually it goes like this:

recommend me some music, I like pretty much anything :happcat: <ok sure here's what I like wow I hate this you're gay and this is a reflection on your character you are forever stained in my eyes holy shit

chaser no chasing! chaser no chasing!

roflmao on comments about flock cameras going up in the USA, europeans are all "I'm so glad we have laws regulating the way public surveillance is used over here!"

I want some breakfast

I've decided to start digging a hole in my backyard. I don't know how long it'll take or how deep I'll go, but I don't plan to stop until I'm no longer physically capable. Wish me luck!

weirdly I'm getting inundated with videos and tweets in mainstream social media about DONT LOOK BACK

nobody's posting on here because they have better things to do that I never get to do

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