Danny the Cyber Guy

I love how powerful nostrboxes are, I should have come up with the idea much sooner

why must github render mermaid diagrams in the least imaginative way possible?

vs

I don't think there's anyone on earth that prefers the first one (this is the same exact code btw)

Can't wait till the pixel 8 pro is fully working so I can start contributing and optimizing everything.

I'm keeping my promise of it compiles to anything and runs on anything for wn linux. Still very WIP, as you can see from the messages, but anything means anything, including a playstation 4.

[Loader] <Info> (shadPS4:Main) emulator.cpp:917 UpdatePlayTime: Playing time for WNPS00002: 0:01:15 1793225688
[Kernel.Fs] <Error> (orbis) file_system.cpp:1805 sceKernelStat: error = 2
Skipped 1 duplicate messages..
[Kernel.Fs] <Info> (orbis) file_system.cpp:503 open: path = /data/whitenoise/accounts/f0ad23382570e8691d15e4edf507d25783e9dab26619d6fc733a7bd905a47f9d/session.sqlite.salt.tmp.47825.0 flags = 0x100b01 mode = 0600
[Kernel.Fs] <Info> (orbis) file_system.cpp:852 close: Closing /data/whitenoise/accounts/f0ad23382570e8691d15e4edf507d25783e9dab26619d6fc733a7bd905a47f9d/session.sqlite.salt.tmp.47825.0

People are so obsessed with kind 1 clients, while I find those to be the least interesting. Look at all the amazing stuff people are building.

Nostr is a terrible twitter replacement, it fails at pretty much everything. But it's an AMAZING tool for building permissionless applications, with a shared database anyone can read and write to.

Most ideas you have can be built on nostr, and becomes immediately decentralized and accessible with only a websocket connection and a private key. That's what's good about nostr, nostr is not twitter 2.0.

Nostr is the internet we were promised 20 years ago

I swear my next machine will have at least 128gb of ram... that seems to be the minimum with complex rust projects

Title card/first slide of my btc++ privacy edition talk in Seoul. Hope to see y'all there!

Fuck the fiat world. Everything in the fiat world is designed to fuck you over. Fuck this shit

Damn.... Got nerd sniped on G1 of the tabconf CTB... I literally had a watcher running to broadcast the TX as soon as the lock time was reached... 😨

Every time I'm in the US I'm reminded how much I hate the smell of weed... Sometimes a car happens to pass by and it smells like weed

I don't like Google for obvious reasons. I'm a freedom fighter but jeez I fucking love Waymo. This is the best thing about Atlanta bar none.

https://cherry.cyberguy.fyi/8f0d73db312b664b4aae174cd333fac5adc8004539758deb47f1f59ba1e4fbfd

In the upcoming version of

Linux you will be able to use all the lovely themes that

has designed for

!

they still need some tweaking but they look really good in my opinion!

could I use your voice for an AI play-by-play live commentary for tabconf (https://github.com/TABConf/8.tabconf.com/issues/51) next week?

Your nostr client sucks bro

just tried sidecar, pretty nice gotta say

by the way to everyone complaining, kind 1111 doesn't have to mean incompatibility.

relays can just choose to also return kind 1s with ["e", "blah", "", "root"] or whatever the old format was... it's not that hard

Looks like my talk has been accepted for btc++ in seoul this coming november, who's gonna be there?

please add syntax highlighting in ditto for ``` blocks

I like LLMs but sometimes I don't understand their logic at all

unknown_fields :: proc(j: J, allowed: []string) -> bool {if jkind(j) != .Object {return true}; for f in jfields(j) {if !scontains(
			allowed,
			f.key,
		) {return true}}
	return false}
contains_ref :: proc(j: J, key, value: string) -> bool {for f in jfields(j) {if f.key == key &&
		   jtext(f.value) == value {return true}
		if contains_ref(f.value, key, value) {return true}}
	for v in jelems(j) {if contains_ref(v, key, value) {return true}}
	return false}

like what in the world compelled it to write it in such an ugly way... like this is for sure learned behavior from its training data... but I'm shocked at how bad it is. I can barely read that

Whitenoise-Linux may as well be called Whitenoise-Desktop because it compiles to everything

• linux x86 and arm
• macos x86 and arm
• windows x86
• openbsd x86

maybe I should attempt to make it work on baremetal, so we can have whitenoise-os (just kidding of course lol)

I think at 1 tb you get a signed thank you card from the rust foundation, right?

Friend of mine ran out of tokens for the week, I know such a sorrowful thing... this inspired me to make a song about it (of course an AI song, I don't have the skills for real music)

https://blossom.primal.net/9dde5e2969e687e751750adc948bf61dd935f495e91aaeb7218c76c7fb649199.mp3

sounds like my prayer to the weather gods didn't work

my clanker swears this is a beautiful nostrich, and it's not possible to make a better 3d model than this on a gamecube... I think my clanker is smoking some weird shit

to whoever controls the weather, could you please lower the temps here? please?

Hypnos decided I had to wake up at 4am, damn you Hypnos!

Ancient Greeks had a fun time, anything that happened could he either blamed on a god or be something to celebrate a god for.

GM I guess?

In case anyone needs to learn about crop circles. This is apparently my npub's crop circle (first is detailed version; the second is fiducial, looks like a duck!)

we did it guys, the old models are so trash, here on the new TrustMeBroBenchmarks the model scores higher than ever before. Man fable 5.0 sucked so much, such a shit model, fable 5.1 tho, that's groundbreaking. We've gone up by 46.9% on every percentage in every bench, let's goooooooo fellas, now plz gib money because we're still not profitable.

#fuckAnthropic

200 years ago we didn't have light bulbs, we didn't have the internal combustion engine, and flight was not only not possible but also something nobody thought would be possible, bloodletting and leeches were considered peak medical practice and information traveled no faster than a horse...

I don't think we're going to see this level of a jump in 20 years, let alone 2.

I don't believe in the 100x AI productivity claims, nor 10x

MAYBE the best I could grant is 2x

I'd love to be proven wrong, let's advance society by 1000 years in the next 10, since apparently AI makes us 100x more productive. I want to take my eventual children on vacation to mars, and see them off every morning as they go to school on the moon.

Living in southern Italy in summer is like living in a sauna 24/7 🥵... With the only thing that can give you even a modicum of cooling being fans...

And you're gonna wake up before 6am because it's too hot to sleep after that

GM I guess

I love LLMs for handling tedious tasks I really don’t want to deal with myself.

I have a TV that I use purely as a dumb HDMI display. I don’t need the "smart"-TV garbage, or any of the other junk. Every extra millisecond it takes to get to an HDMI input is wasted.

So I enabled ADB, pointed Kimi K3 at it, and told it to strip out everything unnecessary. It started by reporting that all the bloat packages were already disabled.... Which of course they are, I did that years ago... but I told it to keep working on it.

First, it built a minimal launcher that automatically switches to HDMI 3 on boot. That alone was exactly what I wanted: turn the TV on, and it goes straight to the input.

There was still the delay from the TCL logo and the Google TV startup sequence, though, so I asked it to optimize further. It replaced a few components I didn’t need but that the TV apparently expects, then AOT-compiled the APKs to speed up boot even more (btw, I didn't know this is possible, but it's apparently adb shell cmd package compile -m speed -f <package> for each package then adb shell cmd package bg-dexopt-job).

it cut cold-boot time to HDMI from roughly a minute to about 15 seconds, and standby resume from around 15 seconds to 2 seconds!!! I could have done all of this myself, of course, but it's a hassle and one of those things I always wanted to avoid because whatever... but having a clanker I can ask is great

I could also get it even faster... but i'd need to root my tv, and it's a pain in the ass on this tv (and the clanker can't handle it itself because it requires me to take apart the board)... so I told it not to

May you live in interesting times. May you find what you're looking for.

GM

I'm so tired of those people trying to control what people can and cannot do, and posing it like high moral virtue

https://www.anthropic.com/news/position-open-weights-models

I legit think Odin is the best programming language... at this point with a few exceptions where memory safety is needed and thus rust provides absolute value (e.g. marmot or anything cryptographic), I don't see why I would use any programming language other than Odin... and that includes the web, where a little bit of javascript is still needed as a necessity but the majority of the logic can be in wasm written in Odin

If you take 1 from 100, what color do you get?

Kind 18192 events are fun

GM GM fellow nostriches

a hosting provider just took down my VMs because they don't like what I do with them (btw, nostr relay + blossom server -.-) ffs...

I followed through on this, except not duckstation (because they don't want forks, so whatever), but pcsx-nostr

https://gitworkshop.dev/cyberguy.fyi/relay.ngit.dev/pcsx-nostr

GM GM

that moment when you wake up to 11 PRs 😭

Goood Morning Nostr!

heads up to whoever runs nostr.watch: your javascript is compromised by an attacker. I don't have the sourcemap so it's hard to say exactly what node module is the compromised one, but your website sends data, and redirects users to: xyz[dot]ngrok[dot]pro. this is a phishing

#devstr

Who was experimenting with CI on nostr? I forgot #devstr

https://qr.jim.sh/

someone build a QR font... true type fonts are too powerful... I love this but it's another reminder that TTF is a crazy format that shouldn't exist

GM GM

I'm having a weird issue with ngit right now... every time I push it broadcasts a merge event on some PRs...

GM GM GM

One vibe coded ui later:

#ps1str

now I kinda wanna make PRs on various nostr clients (primarily ditto and amethyst) to display memory card events lol

So... I did a thing... This was a stupid idea that came to my mind randomly... and because nostr is awesome it took like 25 minutes to actually build... most of which were about figuring out how the ps1's memory card works... but yeah... playstation 1 memory cards over nostr... and now I kinda wanna build a UI to browse them

here's my save file for spyro (literally just restarted the game to test this out)

in order to create a full memory card block 0 is needed too: