heytomjones, a quality vooter of the highest caliber

a centrist in these politically uncertain times

the political "i was just following orders" when consequence-time comes

i don't know (or care) who they are but Ethan's the one on the left

Flock's so passe

welcome to the new hotness

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/comcast-turns-millions-routers-motion-sensors-same-wifi-signals-can-id-you-995-accuracy

the fedi is a horrible place

my mother-in-law is here and yes, it’s exactly what you think that means.

gm

there's a correlation between all the states that have or are pushing anti-bds laws with flock camera installs and expansions...

Chat, tell Matty i use duckduckgo so i know i'm safe

maybe we could all pool our gas money and use it to buy just enough gas to burn this motherfucker down.

and his baal room too.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/energy-secretary-open-suspending-us-gas-tax-pump-rage-surges

i see dead people.

second oldest daughter said yes to Jesus and got baptized today.

suck it, satan.

Palantir is deciding if NCD and the entire cool side of fedi can go and the answer is no. no you can't because you don't deserve to have nice things.

Trump, hoping america's judeo-christians won't notice that Jesus in the Gospels is known as the Great Healer, Divine Physician because as long as they keep blessin' israel, their little g god will bless them

this is a good read and a good lesson that comes with it.

also

be me look at Amex dining dollars spent at so many ’cultured’ places scream ’wtf’ inside my head totally hate this nigger for life because i can‘t unknow what i’ve just read drown sorrows in glass of Chardonnay wonder now if it too is Sysco i hate you so much mfw

Good Friday schizo from the codependent girlfriend

or the Please Bro meme irl

🎶 the best part of waking up…🎶

lol the Operation Warp Speed shot gave them aids

i mean...he's French so i'm not surprised.

but also wtf.

https://www.navytimes.com/veterans/military-history/2026/02/02/frenchman-hospitalized-after-inserting-wwi-munition-up-his-rear/

if you take Greenland you have to leave

how you get your level-10 clinger to break up with you using this one easy trick

Greenland is missing two things: a central bank and a rabbi.

this is why they want it so bad.

ouch

"...orders are presumed to be lawful"

i'm no fan of Kelly but i hope he asks to be recalled to active duty to make a mockery of it because just like Comey getting off the hook, Kelly's case could set a precedent the young Major turned SECWARF would have a fun time trying to undo.

is a philanthropist always thinking of his fellow man.

gm

is scheduled to make an announcement from the NCD breakroom bathroom at the same time for those not interested in hearing (or smelling) Trump's

le sigh

cause > effect

narrator: there is more than one species in the parasite class…

so apparently this fat fucking fuck of a fat guy in a little coat said nigger somewhere online and it's all the news apparently.

(if this is one of you and you are now doxxed i'm sorry you're not more fit. don't make ancestor shame - go lift you fat fuck. you're making the rest of us look bad.)

the correct answer is both

about them hallsofcostco masterbatering machines they always like to cry about

powerful

gm. in obvious news, polished sportsball nigger says niggers don’t want to play niggerball in Niggertown because of niggers.

now back to Bob in the studio with the latest antisemitisms, and Jan with your weekend nuclear weather outlook.

Iran will release the Epstein tapes the fbi says don’t exist

this will allow Trump to fly an israeli flag during pride month

the new power couple

rebranding today’s no kings thing to no kikes

effective communication skills are always appreciated.

gm

Best Korea has entered the chat

The Battle of Per Capita Vox Arkansas Pax Cali and also niggers

interesting.

he’s not wrong.

we're gonna end up with National Guard vs Marines vs this gang vs ICE vs LAPD vs LACS vs CHP vs another gang vs National Guard vs America's Got Talent vs American Idol before it's all over

:lamo:

Fallujah but it’s called LA

(i repeat myself)

Trump needs his own Mission Accomplished sign

what time do the riots come on again because i need to set the vcr to record ty

rumor is

is gonna start the real riots now

no one likes the poos

the timing is totally not sus and i trust the head of the FBI fully and believe him unconditionally and i would never spout any antisemitisms online either end quote what do you mean i’m not supposed to read the end quote out loud and i don’t want to try it from the top again can’t you just edit this agent smith

bookmark, print, share because this is not tl;dr content

The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional.

say what you will but this is beautifully savage.

happy pride month

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/03/hegseth-orders-navy-strip-name-of-gay-rights-icon-harvey-milk-ship.html

i just finished mowing my lawn so in

voice:

I JUST MOWED MY LAWN AND THAT MAKES ME MORE AMAZING THAN ANYONE ON MY BLOCK YOU WILL WORSHIP ME YOU UNCURATED LAWN NIGGERS

when you learn to code too much

also, lmao.

young Army officer calls out what many know.

it'd be neat if he did a follow-up paper on the peanut butter P320 that Sig swears is so safe even a ukrainian could handle it.

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/army-sig-sauer-xm7/

so he’s giving his boyfriend the silent treatment

vibe check: 0FG

out camping with the wife and she finally realizes what i’ve been saying all along: we need a bigger trailer.

glad it was her idea…

prayers do get answered and i’m humbly grateful to God for answering a long-time prayer of mine.

gm

fuckingsummumabitchbloddyfuckyoubloodybitch.

i’m literally having a senior moment.

trying to remember a pc game from early 2000s that had these berserkers(?) as part of the characters you’d control, kinda akin to Close Combat but not World of Warcraft, and you’d do these level quests or something and all I can remember is sending the horde up a mountain trail during a snow storm or something.

muddafackingdammitshit. what is it, internet people?

also, brb. gonna make sure i still know how to open a pdf.

fuck…

wtf you now have to assemble your own Easter bunny.

would be awesome if it included a chocolate allen wrench.

not sure if this is forbidden food at its finest, or genius.

cc:

quick: operation warp speed your way to the new hotness website

my coworker, off to teach a ESL class as part of his community service, shared today's book he'll read from

the sign maker had one job and chose to use digs instead of burns