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I declare the winner of the internet today.

GM, frenz.

https://andrewmurphy.io/blog/if-you-thought-the-speed-of-writing-code-was-your-problem-you-have-bigger-problems

Your LLM Doesn't Write Correct Code. It Writes Plausible Code.

https://blog.katanaquant.com/p/your-llm-doesnt-write-correct-code

I kid you not, the exact time I fire up an S19 for testing. 😂😭

Watching the game to take a break, and all I see are circuit board graphics and AI commercials. 🤦‍♂️

Legendary! Nice work,

.

Damn, Satoshi even squats deeper.

Happy birthday,

!

Live commercial read: "What's in your wallet?" Al Michaels, ad libbing: "I don't know, Bitcoin?" -- Black Friday Football broadcast, just now, Bears @ Eagles

Go Bears!

If:

• the Bitcoin mining network is at 1 ZH/s (10^21)
• an ASIC chip runs at 1 TH/s (10^12)
• there are 100 million US households (10^8)

Then we need 10^(21-12-8) = 10^1 = only 10 chips per US household to match the current hashrate! 🔥

If the world has 1 billion households (conservative by 1/2), that’s only 1 chip per household!

Who's bullish on distributing mining?

https://nerds.xyz/2025/10/steve-jobs-coin-2026-us-mint/

The more inflation I personally witness as I age, the angrier I become.

GM, programs.

GM.

GA, programs. I have an idea,

. The next time there’s a developers conference, there’s going to be at least one session about open source mining firmware 😉.

GM, programs. Get this—at bitcoin++, the theme of which is mempools, @niftynei threw a… pool party, with a mempool LARP-style game in the pool! Of course she did 😉. Who says us nerds are no fun?

Embedded software.

GM, programs.

This is how we win. Thanks,

!

GM, programs.

GM, Nostr 🫡

Hits different once you’ve read The Price of Tomorrow. Lies, damn lies, rationalizing the theft, as if they’re merely reporting on an immutable law of nature. @Jeff Booth https://image.nostr.build/ed5d1273a6643fa6eb14706da348de1558a20b2d226150eab3b70e389ed33957.jpg

Inflation is destroying society. Yes, the policy and politics are corrupt and insane here, generationally so. But I don’t blame the teachers for wanting cost-of-living increases, if that’s genuinely at the root of this. We’re all fighting over the scraps the kleptocracy leaves us at this point.

We’re so back, America. https://image.nostr.build/35db6949daea7518e816edc86dd31474952d5ef55c2a6b248ebd2ce53d130297.jpg

What the actual fuck?! https://image.nostr.build/f00db8884b9e552e71e8670f7f822b07befc561af2ee6692ea5faeacf61e9bff.jpg

LFG!

GM #coffeechain https://image.nostr.build/f751d6eaa17154ae0e7b150162bb54dc7e3e5c0deead5a1c79dbe5af7b1fc000.jpg

Netflix now wants $25/mo.?!

G.F.Y.

The IRS is so goddamn, fucking stupid. $#!&

, is that you?

Imagine a dating app that opens a lightning channel between the parties when they begin dating.

OMG,

, when you come to Chicago, we’re going here. https://image.nostr.build/2ea46b5af2447681d55918d801b39bab59205aa15bc664af792ef9a0df1b077a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/747fc041d8cdbbeb15627d0ea2cf5c84788c326f2dc2aa4029df9d8ae7feba3b.jpg

Merry Christmas, frens!

Merry Christmas to my hippo-loving friends.

Imagine the amount we are paying to fund this investigation and prosecution. For what ostensible benefit? 😡

Running #notedeck. @Will

Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité

is the Denis Villeneuve (director Dune) of Bitcoin. I listened to an NVK podcast earlier, and watched Dune 2’s extras tonight. 😂

deadmau5 while(1<2) is still a banger, the perfect accompaniment for a 4-hour coding sesh. I'd be cool if he were on Nostr &

.

Two pwned notifications today. KYC: so safe, so effective!

$256 to renew my license plates for a year. Illinois is a dumpster fire.