Noshole

Gloomy, rainy, and chilly week 😔

Idk how yall deal with weather regularly. It’s depressing

One word I don’t like is bulbous.

wtf even is a prostrate and why r yall not checking them ?

All bad things in life are opportunities for good jokes

Finally finished the long and detailed dental routine that I only do every 5 years about 5 minutes before I see a dentist. He better be impressed

I don’t like having teeth because they remind me I’m really just a skeleton with skin on

Everyone is getting pissed off that they can’t talk to a real human during customer service calls anymore. Everyone except you vibe coders. Yall are like “FINALLY, someone I actually know how to have a conversation with”.

I can like lift heavy weights and run long distances now, but I still can’t open the FUCKING JAR

You might think my baguette is half flaccid, but I am an optimist. It’s half hard.