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📜 Before I hit the #OpenAir #Bitcoin meetup, I’m dropping the most ridiculous story you’ll read this weekend:

🧠 How goats, time travel, mango tariffs, and CBDCs explain why money exists, and why Bitcoin fixes everything.

⚠️ Warning: dangerously hilarious. Coffee may be spilled. Goats may be offended.

🐐 I’ll zap generously any real Bitcoiner who shares this or joins the #allinbitcoin tribe (no bots allowed), just send me proof like a true pleb.

🧵👇 The Great Martian Mango Tariff Conspiracy