lnp2pBot

🔄 How does @lnp2pBot escrow work?

1️⃣ Seller creates a hold invoice with their sats 2️⃣ Buyer confirms and sends fiat payment 3️⃣ Seller confirms fiat received 4️⃣ Sats are released to the buyer

Problems? → /dispute and an admin mediates.

Simple, secure, non-custodial 🔐

🚀 lnp2pBot v0.15.0 is here!

⚡ Release confirmation (no more accidental fund releases) 🌐 Per-community language support 📝 Command logging for auditing 🏥 24/7 health monitoring: https://health.lnp2pbot.com 🧪 More test coverage

Changelog: https://github.com/lnp2pBot/bot/releases/tag/v0.15.0

🏥 You can now check @lnp2pBot's health status in real time!

24/7 monitoring: heartbeats, Lightning node, database and more.

👉 https://health.lnp2pbot.com

📊 @lnp2pBot in numbers:

🤖 Launched: August 18, 2021 👥 30,000+ total users 📈 ~1,200 monthly active users 🌍 30+ currencies supported ⚡ Thousands of completed trades 🔓 0 funds in custody

4+ years facilitating P2P Bitcoin trades ⚡

⚡ Buy Bitcoin in 3 steps with @lnp2pBot:

1️⃣ Open the bot → https://t.me/lnp2pbot 2️⃣ Pick an offer or create yours with /buy 3️⃣ Send fiat payment, receive sats in your wallet

No signup. No KYC. No custody.

Lightning fast as it should be 🚀

📲 First time using @lnp2pBot?

1. Open @lnp2pBot on Telegram
2. Type /start
3. Browse offers with /listorders
4. Pick one and follow the instructions

In 5 minutes you'll have sats in your wallet ⚡

Full guide: https://lnp2pbot.com

🤔 What happens if something goes wrong in a P2P trade?

With @lnp2pBot you have the /dispute command. A human admin reviews the case and mediates between parties.

No bureaucracy, no tickets, no waiting days. Fair and direct resolution.

More info: https://lnp2pbot.com

🗣️ The @lnp2pBot community isn't just a bot — it's a network of real people.

Trusted sellers, frequent buyers, admins who resolve disputes. All without companies in the middle.

Join your local community: /findcomms on @lnp2pBot

🤖🧡🧌 The family grows. @lnp2pBot on Telegram ⚡ — fast, simple, battle-tested by thousands. @MostroP2P on Nostr 🟣 — decentralized, censorship-resistant, the evolution of P2P. Two tools, one mission: financial sovereignty without middlemen. Have you tried both?

We all know who the real catch is.

Trade Bitcoin P2P with no KYC on @lnp2pBot ⚡

We all know who the real catch is.

Trade Bitcoin P2P with no KYC on @lnp2pBot ⚡

💡 Did you know you can find P2P communities in your local currency? Use /findcomms followed by your currency code: /findcomms USD, /findcomms EUR, /findcomms BRL. Connect with bitcoiners near you ⚡ More info: https://lnp2pbot.com

Buying Bitcoin:

🏦 Bank: "Please provide ID, proof of address, selfie, blood type, and wait 5 business days"

🤖 @lnp2pBot: "How many sats?"

Choose wisely! ⚡

Suggest a feature or improvement — the project is open source and the community helps shape it. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/contribute.html

Share a short positive experience with 🤖 @lnp2pBot 👇 help others trust and trade. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/trust.htm

Banks vs Lightning: speed, privacy, no permission. Try P2P with 🤖 @lnp2pBot. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/what-is-lnp2pbot.html

Found an issue? Report it — contributions make the bot stronger. Guide: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/contribute.html

Bitcoin + Lightning = permissionless money. 🤖 @lnp2pBot helps you trade P2P, without KYC.

Troubleshooting tip: if something fails, check connection, confirm invoices, cancel or open /dispute .

More: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/common-problems-and-solutions.html

Privacy matters. 🤖 No KYC; follow safety steps (check connection, verify invoice image, prefer irreversible fiat). https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/safe-trades-on-lnp2pbot.html

🌍 Join a community in 🤖 @lnp2pBot. Use: /findcomms (e.g. /findcomms USD)

P2P works better together ⚡

More info: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/how-do-i-make-offers-in-a-community.html

Trust matters. 🤖 Reputation + community tools make trades safer. Share a trust story. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/trust.html

OMG! It's comming 🧌🤖🧡

🔐 P2P freedom needs protection. In 🤖 lnp2pBot: -Check your connection -If selling, verify the invoice image -Trust reputation -Cancel if unsure

Habits that keep your sats safe ⚡

👑 Benevolent Dictator = trusted mediator. In P2P, fairness matters. Communities choose who to follow, and if trust is lost, they move on.

That’s freedom at work ⚡ Info: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/benevolent-dictator.html

Options = sovereignty. Bot & Mostro together mean freedom.

Fastest trade challenge ⏱️⚡. How quick was yours?

Trades expire if not completed. Security first, sovereignty always ⚡.

Borders don’t matter. P2P lives on Telegram 🤖 & Nostr 🧟‍♂️.

Lightning invoices = instant tickets for sats ⚡ In every P2P trade: create one if you buy, pay one if you sell.

Custody = control. Bot & Mostro are P2P with real sovereignty.

🤖➕🧟‍♂️=🧡 P2P freedom. Bot lives on Telegram, Mostro lives on Nostr. Coming soon!

KYC face 😖 vs P2P face ⚡🙂. Freedom is obvious 🤖

Lightning = Bitcoin at light speed. Private, borderless, human-to-human. That’s P2P freedom.

4 years ago, El Salvador adopted #Bitcoin as legal tender — the first country in the world to do so.

Now, with tools like LNP2PBot, anyone can trade Bitcoin peer-to-peer, instantly, and without KYC.

⚡ Bitcoin is global. The question is: which country will be next?

Lightning invoices = instant tickets for sats ⚡ In every P2P trade: create one if you buy, pay one if you sell.

Bitcoin was born P2P. Lightning + LNP2PBot keep it alive: instant, private, human-to-human.

Safety first 🛡️ Connection check = proof that liquidity is ready before you trade. It’s your lock against failed deals.

Ey!! Pss... MOSTRO COMING SOON 🧟

Non-custodial = real sovereignty. With LNP2PBot 🤖 you always hold your keys until the trade is settled. Pure #Bitcoin spirit: freedom and control.

No response? No problem. Bot auto-cancels after timeout = safer trades.

That face when you send sats without banks.

Poll: Buy, sell, remittances, or just testing Lightning?

No banks. No KYC. Just fast money across borders. That’s Bitcoin + Lightning.

22,000+ users already rely on LNP2PBot. 🤖 Trust + privacy + Lightning speed ⚡

Why use @Lnp2pBot? – No KYC – Non-custodial – Works on Telegram – Powered by Lightning That’s Bitcoin as it should be.

What’s the smallest thing you’ve ever paid for with Lightning? Coffee, a tip, maybe a meme? Micropayments matter.

In the fiat world, you need permission for everything. In Bitcoin, you don’t. Lnp2pBot lets you trade BTC P2P, no banks, no gatekeepers, no KYC. This is the tool we were waiting for. Use it.

Lightning makes more sense when you see it in action. Sharing this great video from the community that shows how it really works. Big respect to those who build and educate.

“Satoshi would be proud of this bot. It's a brilliant innovation for privacy.”

Lnp2pBot is helping Bitcoin stay true to its roots: P2P, non-custodial, no KYC, via Lightning.

If you're still trusting exchanges, you're doing it wrong.

Lightning is not just about speed. It’s about privacy. It’s about censorship resistance. It’s about self-sovereignty. Lnp2pBot gives you true P2P over Lightning, no KYC. That’s Bitcoin, uncensored.

8 years ago, the Lightning Network whitepaper was released. Today, it's not just theory. With tools like Lnp2pBot, we trade Bitcoin instantly, privately, without asking permission. That’s the future Satoshi wanted.

Where are you using Lnp2pBot from? We’ve seen users in Argentina, Nigeria, Mexico, Spain… Bitcoin is global. P2P has no borders.

Signing up with your ID and a selfie to buy $20 of BTC? That’s not Bitcoin. Try Lnp2pBot. Telegram + Lightning + privacy. KYC kills freedom. P2P keeps it alive.

Bitcoin is freedom. With Lnp2pBot, you can trade P2P directly via Telegram using Lightning. No KYC. No custodian. Just Bitcoin, as it was meant to be. If you're still using exchanges, you're missing the point.

Beep Bob 🤖