Team America perfectly described the current conflict in Bitcoin:
See, there are three kinds of people: dks, psies, and a-holes. Psies think everyone can get along, and dks just want to f all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a-holes. And all the a-holes want is to shit all over everything. So psies may get mad at dks once in a while, because psies get fked by dks. But dks also f a-holes! And if they didn't f the a-holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dk and your psy all covered in shit!
We, the plebs, are dks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid ds. And the developers are psies. And the spammers are a-holes. Psies don't like dks, because psies get fked by dks. But dicks also fuck a-sholes. A-holes who just want to shit on everything. Psies may think they can deal with a-holes their way. But the only thing that can f an a-hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dks is that sometimes they f too much or f when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a psy to show them that. But sometimes, psies get so full of shit that they become a-holes themselves... because psies are only an inch and a half away from a-holes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f these a-holes, we're going to have our dks and p**sies all covered in shit! #BIP110