Daz B

One wind turbine turned to the other and asked: “What’s your favourite type of music” …. The other replied:

“I’m a big metal fan”…..

I was in the self checkout area at the supermarket earlier today and this guy near me turns to this girl and asks is she wants to be his girlfriend, she turned to him happily and said “yes”….

….Very much an unexpected item in the bagging area.

I got arrested by police for stealing an entire set of encyclopaedias……

I said “Hang on, I can explain everything”

Episode 6 🎙️

We’ve unpacked the problem. We’ve followed the history of money. We’ve looked at what happens when money stops working — and where people turn to protect their wealth.

Now we arrive at Bitcoin.

Not as a trade. Not as a get-rich-quick scheme.

As money.

21 million. Fixed. Scarce. Global. Permissionless.

This is where the pieces start coming together.

#ChaseImmortal #Bitcoin

Episode 5.

It’s getting juice now…..

We finally tie it all together. The long story arc from what is the problem to what is the solution….

You don’t want to miss this one….its sets us up for an absolute banger of episode 6

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday…..

He said it’s the most violent book he’s ever read…

You can say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.

What’s the difference between me and cancer….

….my mum didn’t beat cancer.

Episode 4 of The Hustle live:

E1-3 identifying the problem - Why am I becoming poorer? Ep4 we start looking at the possible solutions to that problem.

Bonds, Equities and Real Estate….

Can they do the job?

“What’s your name boy” The policeman asked the young man.

“P-P-PP-Peter sir” the teenager replied.

“What’s the matter, have you got a stutter?”

“No sir, my dad has a stutter, and the guy who filled out my birth certificate was an asshole”

A presiding judge, appalled by the naked defendant, gave him an ultimatum: put on some pants or face jail time…..

The ball was in his court

A presiding judge, appalled by the naked defendant, gave him an ultimatum: put on some pants or face jail time…..

The ball was in his court

What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

H/t

What’s brown and sticky?

….A stick

Don’t get into an argument with Pi….

He is completely irrational…

A bear walks into a bars and says I’ll have a whiskey …..…… and a coke

The bartender says, “sure, but why the big pause?

The bear looks at him puzzled and says….“I’m a bear fuckhead…..I was born with them”

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller.

He notices her name badge says Patricia Whack.

He says, “Hello, Mrs Whack. My name is Kermit Jagger. I’m the son of Mick Jagger, the famous singer, and I’d like to take out a loan.”

Patricia looks at him and says, “Well, Mr Jagger, your name alone isn’t enough to secure a loan. I’m going to need some form of collateral.”

So Kermit reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny porcelain pink elephant.

He puts it on the counter and says, “There you go. That’s my collateral.”

Patricia stares at the elephant.

Then at Kermit.

Then back at the elephant.

“I’m sorry, but I have absolutely no idea what this is, and I really don’t think I can accept it as collateral.”

Kermit insists she escalate it and speak to the bank manager.

So Patricia takes the little porcelain elephant into the manager’s office and says:

“There’s a frog out there named Kermit Jagger. He claims he’s Mick Jagger’s son, he wants a loan, and he’s given me this little porcelain elephant as collateral. I have no idea what it even is. What am I supposed to do with this?”

The manager looks at it and says:

“It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

There was a Mexican firefighter who had 2 sons. José and Hose-B

We used to have empires, run by emperors.

Then we kingdoms, run by kings…..

…..Now we just have countries…..

I love telling dad jokes…..

Sometimes he even laughs

A 38year old woman was arrested Friday for attempting to cut off her husband’s penis. Reports say the husband moved just in time and she only cut his thigh….

She was charged with a misdeweiner

Dear work colleagues,

The efficiencies I gain from using AI across pretty much all correspondence, meeting notes and process documentation far outweigh the cringiness, rampant overuse of hyphens and general AI sloppiness that stands out like hairy dog’s balls.

I am aware of it.

I have considered the trade-off.

I don’t give a fuck.

Yours efficiently, DazGPT

My therapist said I have a preoccupation for revenge…..

We’ll see about that.

Don't ask Pi how many decimal places it has….

You'll never hear the end of it….

This…..

Why do flamingos lift one leg?

Because if they lifted both they’d fall over…..

These first attackers were sloppy. Left fingerprints….

You just pissed off probably the most autistic people in the world.

You’re fucked.

I recently found out I am colour blind….. The diagnosis came right out of the purple.

Sitting on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight…..same shit different day

It’s a 5min walk from my house to the pub, but a 45mins walk from the pub to my house…

The difference is staggering .

I bought a wig for 25c, it was a small price toupe

Episode 3 of The Hustle is live….

In this episode we continue identifying “the problem” with a little trip through history…

Have you ever stopped and ask yourself: What is money?

How did we get to where we are today….

Spoiler alert: Money changed but we didn’t.

I read the books so you don’t have to…take the shorter version, watch the episodes.

Links in the comments

My teacher told me I’d be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia. But so far I’ve made 2 teapots, 3 jugs and a vase, so fuck you Mrs Johnson.

I got in touch with my inner self today…..

I need to buy thicker toilet paper

My dad suffers from schizophrenia….. but he’s good people

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

I’ve got a gig up the tablelands. At least 5 deg colder.

Trying out a new thing….

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

‘Ya wanna go ride our bikes?

Podcasts are a bit like yesterday’s newspaper.

Not because the information is out of date.

Because once they’re published, most people never go back.

That’s why, every few years, the same conversation needs to be restarted.

Not because the answers changed.

Because the audience did.

Every day, someone is asking the same questions we all asked once.

What is money?

Why does it exist?

Why does it shape almost every human action?

We spend our lives earning it, saving it, borrowing it and worrying about it…

…yet almost nobody is ever taught what money actually is.

Before Bitcoin, there is money.

Before the solution, there is the diagnosis.

That’s exactly what The Hustle is about.

Starting from first principles.

Identifying and naming the problem before we ever talk about the solution.

Orange-pilling from scratch.

If you know someone who’s Bitcoin-curious but has never been shown the foundations, send them here.

This is where the journey starts.

My dyslexic grandfather was a baker in the army….

He would go in all buns glazing

The urge to sing 🎶 The Lion Sleeps Tonight 🎶 is always just a whim away.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad of an electrician I am.

When my youngest fella was 7 he asked me “Dad, can you take us to McDonalds”?

As a dad, everything becomes an opportunity for a lesson so I reply: “Sure mate, as long as you can spell “McDonalds””

….he thought long and hard for a moment, opens his mouth and says:

“Ahh fuck it, just take me to KFC”

5 out of 4 people admit to being bad at fractions

I somehow managed to lose one of my wife’s audio books…..

I’ll never hear the end of it.

My father used to say you don’t always get what you pay for…..

Lovely man…..terrible delivery driver

My wife says that I never buy her flowers.

To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

Our second episode of The Hustle - by Chase Immortal is live.

More of the veggies.

What is the problem? Why does money play such a huge role in how me show up. Introducing Maslow and his hierarchy of needs. What is YOUR inflation rate and why are we suffering it?

We would be thrilled if you could liked, subscribe and share.

These first few episodes are all about identifying the problem before we can understand our options to navigate it.

https://t.co/YyeV6rUlVr

The Hustle

Episode 1 of The Hustle by Chase Immortal is live. This is the one you share with your loved ones to help motivate them to make meaningful change with their finances. The Hustle will be a journey. Aussie centric but equally applicable globally. Clean house, hustle, invest wisely and climb that pyramid to self actualisation. This ep tees up the why and we will start digging into the goodies soon. Available on YouTube, Spotify and Apple. I’d love it if you could like, follow and share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=JU5ui1Cp7Ymt7DCF&v=lg938M_MAgA&feature=youtu.be

Excited to finally share the first episode of the Chase Immortal Podcast.

The whole idea behind Chase Immortal is simple. A group of ordinary blokes on our own journeys, sharing what we've learned, what we're still learning, and hopefully inspiring others to level up alongside us.

Health. Finances. Relationships. Purpose.

Not because any of us have all the answers, but because these are the things that ultimately shape the lives we live.

In this first episode, Benny and the boys share their stories, what inspired them to start the podcast, and how training and personal development helped them move away from some of the destructive habits and lifestyles that can come with FIFO work and modern life.

They also sit down with WA from Amend Movement for a powerful conversation about becoming a better partner, husband and father, showing up authentically, developing emotional intelligence and taking ownership of your life.

I genuinely took a lot away from this one.

For those who follow me for Bitcoin and finance, I'll be joining the team to host The Hustle where we'll explore money, investing, increasing cash flow, monetary history, Bitcoin and the idea that money is ultimately a tool that creates optionality.

When money works, it helps us direct our time and attention toward the things that matter most. When it doesn't, it distorts them.

This is just the beginning and I'm looking forward to learning alongside the lads and bringing you all along for the journey.

🎙️ First episode here:

If you enjoy it, give it a follow, share it around and let us know what you'd like us to explore in future episodes.

The hustle

The hustle….

Teach a man to fish…

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My dyslexic grandfather was a baker in the army.

He would go in all buns glazing….

Merry Christmas everyone 😘

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Tricky one

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The beginning of the end. Today, We stop moving. Not because it’s over. Because it’s time.

Homeward.

I’ve got a 20 hour drive ahead of me. What are some audiobooks or podcast series that are going to blow me away?