🇨🇭 Swiss Hodler

"Just to avoid any social media chatter: the plasters on my face are due to a small surgery earlier in the week."

• C. Lagarde

If you want to be left alone, move to Switzerland 🇨🇭

People here form their circles early and keep them. Same friends from kindergarten, primary school, the university, the village, the army. Those groups stay pretty full for life. Someone who shows up later, especially from abroad, usually stays outside them. You can work together, see each other at the same places, drink beer together, get invited once or twice, and still not really be in the circle. It’s not hostile. The slots were just taken a long time ago.

Most "Ausländer" end up hanging with other "Ausländer." That’s where the actual social life happens for a lot of them. Same language background, same outsider position, same situation. It works fine for them, but it also means they never really enter Swiss circles. The two groups mostly stay separate.

You end up alone as fuck if you don’t already have people and you don’t join the foreigner scene either. Not in a dramatic way, just because most of us aren’t looking for new close friends as adults. If you love privacy, then this place is for you. People keep to themselves, nobody gets in your business, and the distance stays. If that kind of quiet is what you want, it works. If you need a real group, you’ll notice the gap pretty quickly.

The language part makes it stick. Speaking fluent German is enough for work, shops, doctors, and other foreigners. German-speaking Swiss hate speaking High German though. The moment it becomes social, most people switch to their local dialect and you’re the one who doesn’t fully match. Even if you understand a lot and can speak some version of it, the fact that you didn’t grow up with it stays noticeable. That keeps the outsider position in place.

This is how it works in German-speaking Switzerland. There are also French and Italian-speaking parts of the country, but I don’t have any personal experience with those. Anyone who lives there, how does it work in your region? Same dynamic or different?

It’s just how things are organised here. People who prefer a quiet life with limited social demands tend to stay long-term. People who need to belong to a tight group usually don’t.

Those 21 minutes on stage were probably among the most epic of my life 🧡

Have you seen The Big Short?

But this time they’re not shorting scammy subprime mortgages...

They’re shorting the entire fiat system while Bitcoin is laughing from the top.

High inflation numbers are just the beginning.

The real movie hasn’t even started yet.

Good luck holding cash, bonds, and “safe” assets when the sequel to The Big Short drops...

Never negotiate with the terrorists.

It's impossible to hate the government enough.

My prediction if the CLARITY Act passes in September:

The floodgates open for Bitcoin.

Institutions will start stacking harder, Wall Street gets even more comfortable with it, and the rest of the market will realize what’s happening way too late.

I think this could get very, very bullish...

Nocoiners will probably wait for a dip that never comes.

What do you think?

My trading strategy.

Marx hat es geahnt? Ja, dass der Kommunismus wieder mal Millionen Jobs vernichtet – diesmal digital.

KI-Kapitalismus bedroht Jobs? Bullshit Der Spiegel. Der echte Jobkiller war und bleibt der Kommunismus: 100 Mio. Tote, leere Regale, Stasi 2.0, EU aka CCCP 2.0.

„Der Kommunist“ träumt weiter von Planwirtschaft, während der Markt die Zukunft baut.

Stay broke, stay red 🤡

Bitcoiner 24/7

Every single socialist wants to be rich - through theft.

It was never easy being a Bitcoiner.

I've been called an idiot, a cultist, a tin foil hat weirdo... you name it. We've watched Mt. Gox, FTX, and a dozen other disasters wipe people out because they trusted someone else with their coins.

One thing was never questioned: self-custody is the answer.

And now this COLDCARD fuck up 🤡

I honestly haven't slept properly these last few days. I keep thinking about the Bitcoiners who did everything they thought was right, only to wake up and find their stack gone.

This shit is hard to process for the whole community.

My orange heart goes out to everyone who got hit. It's hard to even imagine what you're going through 🧡

If there's one takeaway from this mess, it's this: no wallet vendor is sacred. No device is untouchable.

Diversify. Use multisig. Mix hardware wallets from different manufacturers.

Bitcoin is fucking ruthless.

It gives you absolute ownership, but it also demands absolute responsibility.

Stay paranoid. Stay humble. And never let a single vendor become your single point of failure.

AND TOUCH GRASS!

Bitcoin is still the best store of value.

Protect it like it matters.

Get yourself a proper hardware wallet.

Metalheads would be Bitcoiners if they understood how the monetary system actually works.

Questioning authority shouldn't stop at music.

Capital gains tax on Bitcoin is like taxing someone for escaping a sinking ship.

Will Coldcard recover from this, or are they rekt?

Either way, condolences to every Bitcoiner who lost their hard-earned sats 💔

If there's one lesson here, it's this: don't trust a single hardware wallet vendor with your entire stack.

Use multisig. Mix hardware wallets from different manufacturers. Make sure your backups work.

Don't trust, verify.

We’re not gonna take it (the fiat system)… we’re gonna HODL Bitcoin.

In Bern, the capital of Switzerland 🇨🇭, they just named a street after all the HODLers.

Deep in the Swiss mountains lives a figure with laser eyes. A man who can see through the eternal lies of fiat, communism, totalitarianism, and every form of oppression.

His name is Swiss Hodler.

Bitcoin is NOT a tech stock.

It's an exit from the central banking scam.

People who value Bitcoin like they value Nvidia or Apple are still blindly thinking inside the fiat system.

They don't understand that Bitcoin isn't competing with tech or with any companies.

It's competing with central banks.

The picture says it all.

On the left, the fiat escalator is packed with clueless people happily riding down. They don't question the direction because everyone around them is doing the same.

On the right, the Bitcoin escalator is still almost empty.

Most people won't step on it until it's obvious they should have done so years ago.

They'll spend another decade calling Bitcoin a bubble while their savings quietly lose purchasing power.

We're still early.

The fiat crowd is still on the wrong escalator.

Life is too short to be “normal.”

#bitcoin

The charts flicker and dance like shadows on the cave wall.

Bitcoin does not.

It simply is.

21 million units of the hardest money ever conceived, governed by mathematics that neither cares for nor bends to the whims of men staring at screens.

The price will rise and fall with the noise of the world. It always has. It always will.

Your life, however, unfolds only once.

So step away from the glow. Feel the sun on your face. Let the grass press against your skin. Breathe air that no central planner can print or confiscate.

Bitcoin will still be there when you return. Colder, harder, and more sovereign than ever, because it never needed your constant attention to do what it was designed to do.

Stack quietly. Live loudly.

The revolution is not on the chart. It is in the choice to step outside.

Touch grass.

#Bitcoin

This is why socialists are always “intellectuals.”

Socialism has more reboots than a failed movie franchise.

Every time it crashes: “That wasn’t real socialism.”

Every. Single. Time.

Socialism in a nutshell.

This is what the EU is trying to do to Europeans.

Buon appetito 🇮🇹

There are two stages of waking up:

1. Everything is a scam.
2. Except Bitcoin.

The more you understand the world, the less you trust institutions.

The more you understand Bitcoin, the more you trust math.

#bitcoin #btc

Socialism is so good that they had to build a wall to keep people from escaping all that happiness.

Why deflation isn’t bad?

Deflation only blows up because the fiat system is buried in debt.

In a Bitcoin standard, it just means your money gets stronger over time. Supply is fixed at 21 million, while the world keeps producing more stuff. So prices drift down. Saving actually works.

You don’t have to rush out and spend before your money loses value. You can wait. Be selective. Let your purchasing power grow.

Yeah, debt gets harder to carry. That’s the point. It forces discipline instead of rewarding leverage.

And it changes what gets produced. Less cheap throwaway junk, more stuff that’s actually worth your money.

iPhones get cheaper too.

Last year, I had the "privilege" of visiting the HQ of the orcs in Mordor.

This is the place that is plotting to enslave European citizens, and the brains of those citizens have been fluoridated enough by their toxic nutrition and dumbed down enough by the mainstream media that they'll just keep scrolling.

Yesterday, they casually agreed to launch the digital euro to build a digital cage for all European citizens.

But there's no need to worry. You can opt out with P2P Bitcoin.

This woman will be remembered in European history books as the one who killed the last remaining individual freedoms. She even managed to sell her totalitarian regime to brainless NPCs as democracy.

The EU - turning European cities into shitholes since 1993 🇪🇺

„"Europe is the values of the Talmud, the Jewish sense of personal responsibility, of justice and of solidarity."

Ursula in Israel in 2022.

Imagine thinking you’re entitled to the never-ending bull run.

Bitcoin doesn’t reward ego.

It rewards conviction.

Stay humble in your fiat mining job.

Stack sats.

How do you like my new office?

I sit here all day every day trading cryptocurrencies such as Ethereum or Cardano, produced with Swiss precision in the prestigious Crypto Valley in Zug, Switzerland 🇨🇭

No, just kidding 🙃

I never trade shitcoins. I only stack sats and stay humble.

#Bitcoin

Sunscreen kills you. Sun heals you. It’s that simple.

Fuck the government.

Are you awake?

This is why voting harder changes nothing.

Opt out with ₿.

Haters gonna say it’s AI.

#switzerland

I had to use AI to create this image because I couldn't find a single photo of a socialist with his hand in his own pocket.

The EU ”democracy” in action.

Breathing is Proof of Work.

Every breath you take is oxygen mining.

You’ve been living on a Bitcoin Standard your whole life, energy expended for something scarce and real.

Except your “money” is still based on promises, printed out of thin air.

It’s time to align the two.

What’s your Proof of Work today?

#Bitcoin #BTC #ProofOfWork

The signs are everywhere.

That’s why I’m permanently ₿ullish on ₿itcoin.

Are you using this dip to build generational wealth?

I think you should.

Bookmark this tweet and come back in two years to see whether I was right... or whether I was right.

“But who’s gonna build the roads if we don’t pay taxes!?”

Meanwhile, the border between Monaco and France.

Monaco 0% taxes vs France 69% taxes.

Guess which one is Monaco…

We had a lovely pizza night.

To all my Italian friends currently hyperventilating: rest assured, no pineapples were harmed or used as toppings.

EU communism in action.

Brussels bureaucrats shut off the air conditioning.

Not for everyone, of course.

Only for the first 7 floors where 2,000 staff sit sweating through another glorious day of saving the planet.

The upper floors? Air conditioning stays on.

The commissioners? Comfortable.

Von der Leyen’s residence? Also in the same building.

A staff member called it “feudalism.”

Exactly.

The climate agenda was never about shared sacrifice.

It’s about creating a society where the rulers are exempt from the rules.

They fly private.

They stay cool.

You sweat.

Welcome to European democracy.

Socialism Explained as a Short Film 🍿

Ich bin schon so weit, dass ich nicht nur die Illegalen ausschaffen will.

Ich will auch diejenigen ausschaffen, die sie herholen.

Genug ist genug.

Bullish on Bitcoin.

Bullish on

🐂

Thanks for the rad cap,

🫡

Was Robin Hood a communist?

People say he “stole from the rich and gave to the poor.”

But was he really fighting wealthy people?

Or was he fighting a corrupt ruling class that used taxes, privilege, and state power to squeeze ordinary people?

WDYT?

Before social media. Before podcasts. Before ETFs. Before politicians pretending to care.

Just me and my dog, staring at the horizon looking for freedom.

Bitcoin didn’t create that instinct.

It revealed it.

FOOTBALL NPCs!

Check this out and HFSP spending your weekends watching meaningless ball-kicking while drinking moldy beer 🍻

What did you do?

A small step for the Bitcoin community, a giant leap for THE Bitcoin Marketing Team 🧡

That’s pretty lean 🧡

WHEN YOU’VE BEEN TOLD MOSTLY LIES ALL YOUR LIFE, THE TRUTH SOUNDS LIKE A CONSPIRACY THEORY.

Fiat money is fake.
Fiat food is poison.
Fiat media is brainwashing.
Politicians are actors.
Bankers are thieves.
The pharmaceutical industry wants you sick.
The seed oil industrial complex is killing you slowly.
The education system trains obedient slaves and hates critical thinking.

And the only thing with a fixed supply, no CEO, no government, no central bank, and no off switch…
That’s the dangerous part.

Bitcoin is what happens when you finally wake up.

DEMOCRACY in the EU was always just TYRANNY with better branding.

Vote harder or learn Bitcoin.

First it's "just a small regulation."

Then it's more taxes.

More surveillance.

More control.

And if you complain, you're the problem.

Give communist bureaucrats a finger, and they'll take the whole hand.

This is

🧡

She’s learning Bitcoin and already saying BTFD.

Next generation is not getting rekt by fiat without a fight 💪

Relationship goals 💯

Do you agree or do you agree? If you don’t, you are a communist.

BUY ZE DIP!

The 🤡🌎 NPCs don’t care about wealth.

They don’t care that governments keep stealing their purchasing power through centralized financial criminals, a.k.a. central banks.

All they care about is beer and football, the modern-day version of bread and circuses...

The feeling when you have HODLed through three cycles.

Excuse me, crypto bros, but do you understand that the Bitcoin maxis were always right?

Exit the scams before it’s too late.

Bitcoin is a decentralized alternative to central banking.

If you trust that your central banker is not printing money and thus eroding your purchasing power, don’t bother studying Bitcoin.

Bitcoin’s fiat price is just noise.

People obsess over the number because they still view Bitcoin through the lens of a dying system.

Up 10%. Down 20%. Who cares?

The fiat “money” is broken by design. The debt is unpayable. The printing will never stop.

Most people still think in fiat because that’s what they were brainwashed into.

Bitcoin changes the way you see the world.

Take a deep breath.

DCA and STFU.

The weirdest part about Bitcoin is realizing the crazy people were right…

Swiss Hodler and Swiss Hodler's girlfriend had an amazing long weekend in Prague 🇨🇿

We even said „hi“ to the Czech National Bank 😎

See you in two weeks at

🧡

Climb high enough and the propaganda gets quieter.

Signal over noise.

Hello from Prague 🇨🇿

These were our Bitcoin Pizza Day pizzas with

🍕

Paid not with BTC but with a credit card to utilize the debt-based fiat system as much as possible before it collapses.

„Now flood Europe with illegal immigrants.“

First, destabilize the continent. Import millions with no integration, crush social cohesion, and drive crime and tensions through the roof.

Then offer the "solution": digital IDs, mass surveillance, CBDCs, and total financial control.

Problem. Reaction. Solution.

Europe is being engineered into compliance.

If you don’t see or understand this, you are part of the problem.

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New banner. New profile pic. Same middle finger to the fiat clown world.

Europe is being financially and culturally dismantled in real time.

Endless money printing. Mass debt slavery. Punished savings. Collapsing birth rates. Imported instability. Weak politicians selling out their own people while lecturing everyone about “democracy” and “values.”

The average person works harder every year just to afford less while central bankers create trillions out of thin air and hand it to the parasite class first.

And they still expect obedience.

Fuck that 🖕

Bitcoin is the line in the sand.

I’d rather hold an asset backed by proof of work than trust a collapsing system run by bureaucrats, lobbyists, and economic fraudsters who have never produced anything in their lives.

They can print fiat forever. They can’t print more time. They can’t print discipline. They can’t print conviction.

That’s why most people will never make it. They’re too addicted to comfort and propaganda.

I care about freedom. I care about sovereignty. I care about preserving European heritage before it gets erased by globalist consumer sludge and debt-fueled decadence.

So I’ll keep stacking the soundest money on earth while the legacy system rots from the inside out.

Shorting fiat with Bitcoin since 2016.

The U.S. dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years. If someone stole 30% of your savings, you’d be furious. But when the government does it, all you say is:

Looking for Satoshi with Mini Hodler 🇨🇭🧡

I am more than happy and honored to speak at

in a month.

However, I have decided to withdraw from further Bitcoin conferences until further notice. If you want to see Swiss Hodler live, be in Prague or don’t be.

Scarcity guaranteed 🧡

Ever get this feeling while living among clowns? 🤡🌎

The Swiss National Bank has been quietly accumulating $MSTR since 2013.

What started as a ~$2M position is now 766,000 shares worth $96M, and peaked at $303M just last quarter.

The Swiss central bank has a Strategy 🇨🇭

Dear normie,

When are you going to wake up?

Learn Bitcoin 🧡

They call it civic duty.

I call it handing over blood money with a forced smile.

Every year they take a slice of your life, feed it into a machine that gets fatter, slower, and dumber. The roads still crack. The bills still climb. The suits still tell you to be grateful.

You work late. They waste early.

And when you ask where it went, they hand you a speech, a flag, and another invoice.

Funny thing about taxes.

They never run out of your money.

Only results.

Can’t believe the EU actually posted this 😂🤡😂

Stack sats if you can!

Me and my buddies running towards Bitcoin.

„Bitcoin is a scientific accounting system for wealth, aligned with the laws of physics.“

Buckminster Fuller, 1967

Why does life in Europe feel like it’s getting worse no matter how hard you work?

Everything costs more. Your money buys less. And THEY keep pretending this is fine.

Energy bills didn’t just go up. They made stupid decisions and now you’re paying for them.

Inflation isn’t random. Your savings are being drained while they keep the system alive with more debt and endless money printing.

And migration? You can see the strain in real life. Housing, services, tension. But if you say it out loud, suddenly YOU are the problem.

No one takes responsibility. No one pays for bad decisions.

Just more control. More distance. More excuses.

They say it’s complicated.

It’s not.

It’s failure.

Opt out.

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