Goth Vaporeon

The college kids are now out trick or treating and its kinda cool tbh. Instead of being menaces they just are getting candy and its kinda fun.

Holy shit almost all the nons are fucking gone and theres unsupervised candy on porches. Did ICE actually make a difference?

Anyone got the pippa ai of illegals in my yard since the faggots pulled it from youtube?

maybe?

God made trannies to punish women for the 19th amendment.

Buy beta medicine Beta is dead when I get home MFW Dude was like 5 to be fair.

Trident gum lasts hella long

I wish I knew if my home scale is accurate

Maybe AI is being used as a wide net to cause mass firing and unemployment to cause increased death rates from things such as suicides and overdoses to cull the population because honestly we have had a lot of useless people for a long time. I mean look at this shit. This is 100% adult daycare and no its not just women there are men doing useless shit too.

Honestly I would much rather having mexicans in my town than live in South Korea.

Im about to become a fucking heathen. I learned a 30 oz rotisserie chicken is about 1,400-1,600 calories.

I just learned that retrograde ejaculation where some sperm doesnt go out and instead gets into the bladder. Fucking foids have even caused sperm to go into retrograde now.

Ive only been on tik tok for 10 minutes and only today. Its now all downies and racists on my feed.

I'm sorry big tech. You will own nothing and be happy.

Why is it always the ugly fat bitches that are always into movies like Coraline and Nightmare Before Christmas?

Claude make a functional linux distro, make no mistakes

Basic Chinese history

Imagine if you could drink with your dick.

The Japanese would never dare to depict a cherished British fictional children’s character as an anime girl. Anyways enjoy King Arthur from the popular Fate series.

We have hit the satellite TV era of gaming. 200,000 games and nothing to play.

Been stuck at 180 for a month Decide to actually count calories instead of eyeballing it 4 days in at 2100 a day Loose 6 lbs

What the fuck is up with water retention man?

Please let the uber baby death ripper plague hit india.

Man in the past 30 days the world fucking hates me

Wife totaled car Dishwasher died Sink started leaking Staples in head and now fucking the washer drum came off

Malfoid is a small win in the culture war

Good times make weak men Weak men enable women Women make hard times Hard times make strong men Strong men wrangle women Wrangled women make good times

Literally nobody Mcdonalds for some reason

Anime tourists are gatekept by malfoid

Call me playstation, ive had no game for over 20 years.

Man I should put my dick in a woman but im a gyroper, gyroper

I wish domestic abuse was real

IM GOING TO SHOOT UP A FUCKING WALMART! My instapot burnt the bottom making potato soup because its too fucking retarded to not burn cream in the soup while heating slowly.

The unsung heroes of society are the composers who make fire openings for the most dogshit anime humanly possible.

Gas prices have almost doubled, and maverick disabled their mute button on the pumps. I love living in a boomer wonderland.

Mah fookin head hurts :aqua_cry:

Jesus turned water into wine instead of coke because corn syrup is a bigger travesty than alcohol.

Alcohol poisoning is fun yall

Anyone who calls their pet a furbaby should have cps called on them when they cage it, or leave it home alone.

I miss the days of everybody owning a lab or golden retriever. Fucking total pitbull death.

How long until food says "made without AI"

I would like to apologize to the trans community for neglecting you as real women. At least you only cut your dick off and dont murder infants.

Besides egypt with one case of incest. Is there a pagan religion who has a god that didnt fuck everything that moved?

is canonically Chinese. Its lore now :elmo_hell:

Why on earth do kitsune click the horny button in my head :muhdik: :bonktime:

Women performatively breaking ice in a shower will never feel the level of catharsis I do when I post about putting my sister in the mating press while in a vaporeon cosplay covered in blue body paint.

I hate aging. Things I once found enjoyable are just tedious now. I do find new hobbies, but I hate that the old just doesnt even make me smile anymore.

Not now kitten, daddy is experiencing existential dread.

They should invent something I can shove in my dickhole to directly vacuum out semen to maintain prostate health.

If fantasy can depict dragons, magic, and hyperspace. Fantasy can also depict women who enjoy being flirtatious and objectified.

At least

didnt see the incest vaporeon post

When I was between the ages of 3-5 my mom had a boyfriend who abused me a lot and it was 100% underserved. He then went on to have his own children and be one of the best husbands and fathers imaginable from all reliable accounts. Im glad those kids got a good father. It goes to show its really hard to raise another mans kid or even care to. Honestly while I still dislike what he did, I no longer hold it against him he was just a 21 year old college kid going through shit and didnt know better.

The piss the morning after drinking heavily is divine.

When are they releasing sex 2?

Can we finally just admit womens liberation just means killing children?

We should write a story where the good guys are actually bad and the bad guys are just misunderstood good guys.

Just remember they had to constantly air PSAs about not shaking the fuck out of infants until they stop crying because so many women shook their babies until death or retardation in the 80s and 90s.

Instead of the death peanalty, the judicial system could just state outright "we won't arrest or charge anyone who kills this person". And put their address on a public register along with their coordinates via ankle bracelet.

Whats a good sub $100 portable bluetooth keyboard for dicking around with? I dont intend to play competitive games on this, just fuck around with casual shit at work.

White people have no culture Erm explain crazy frog and cotton eye joe

My body is a machine that turns pleasant experiences into crippling self doubt.

Be me Tired as fuck in public bathroom Sudden realization Did I fuck up and wall into the womens room? I'm using a urinal MFW

Peak goyslop

I hate life, the rouge like elements suck asshole and the gatcha system is broken as all hell.

Cream cheese is just sugar free frosting.

The real proof ai has reached a level of intelligence is that it shitposts just as hard as the top percentile iq people.

browsing amazon and was reminded of you.

This nation is fucked because you cant send a fax of your asshole and balls on the xerox anonymously anymore.

Boners are caused by increased blood flow, so I just stab my dick with a needle to release the blood and make it go away.

Anyone who gives a woman a tattoo should be publicly hanged until dead from the main overpass.

Anyone have experience with weight lost where you have a calorie deficit, but aren't losing weight and retaining what appears to be water because the fat is extremely squishy?

Man who feels guilty and as if something is horribly wrong even though everything is fine.

I'm going to commit heinous acts against (minority group) and if the police show up my reaction will be (insert violent act). You reading this as well should do (actionable threat) against people IRL. No I am not a (provocateur account) this is all organic and totally sane to post.

They should make a zoomer beer. It will be 6.7%.

Why are you allowed to hold political office past retirement age?

Cornhole is a prime example of pussification. Just play fucking horseshoes its like 1/6th the price and footprint. Just tell the kids to not get hit like dumbasses Susan.