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i'm at this anime convention and saw a cop checking out the anime figurines lmfao

maybe i have ai psychosis but these are kinda cute https://x.com/Multi_Serio_Ai/status/2100800237619347535

when women use ai pt. 2

it's so over for non-evil women, if they even exist :pensive_cowboy:

raw dogging life (i can't have cats)

saw a cute girl on a big aprilla bike, waow

picked up my bike from the shop and then proceeded to hold it at 10-11k RPM for like 2 hours straight

i'm rock cold

should i buy xrp

saying thx babe to ai

that black and mild was so bad i had to stop like 30-50% of the way there and then toss the rest lmfao marlboro reds for me if i ever decide to get another cig i suppose

this is why the libertarian party is the only real political party still left https://x.com/JohnWakefieId/status/2114736628576989546

if poast is so great how come there isn't a poast 2

just discovered a suppressor company run by two transwomen that supposedly made like a design for a $200 titanium 22lr suppressor but has only been making titanium buttplugs in the meantime and now my day is thoroughly ruined lol

is we getting a new flame of history

cant sleep just gonna cut my losses and coffee all day long

l love heated blanket time of the year

is the seasonal depression already kicking in for everybody or is life just surging for some reason

holy shit, now that he's dead his gay sex allegations are coming to light, lmfaooooooooo https://x.com/KareemRifai/status/2113273841401159713

Hello, if you are running https://cannery.app, https://memex-app.shibao.dev, or https://cotex-app.shibao.dev, please update to the latest versions which do not have the Elixir Plug CVE. Thank you

dark fedi really proving the horseshoe theory for twitter clone social medias https://x.com/mitsuhiko/status/2114318715705548812

this ebay seller is so nice it makes me want to ask them for their number in the dms (jk)

docker haters really be like, someone cooked me a nice meal but i don't like that they served me all the items on one plate in the way they did, i wish for the dishes to be brought to me on separate dishes so that i can build my own plate of food on my weird custom plate that I brought to the restaurant and also instead of the chefs just giving one picture of an ideal plate of food with all the sides and such, i need the chefs to add written step by step instructions to set up all possible plates that i may bring to the restaurant

me and all my 4chan friends are so old now. we all are busy with jobs and life, we can barely meet up, and we all turn in for the night at like 7

forgot that i told a client that i would be updating prod so i am doing a production deploy now. i swear i'm sober

i need to scare men more

can i help with your drywall? i definitely won't eat it or get it moist

women with ai be like

hi

just page faulted my gpu so bad I had to physically unplug and replug it back into the motherboard and remove the power completely because the display engine was still powered so just reboots wouldn't fix it

Dear Sir/Madam, Sub: Press Release Please find enclosed the Press Release titled “eMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate Business; Will Sharpen Focus on Core Enterprise Solutions and trust services other than SSL/TLS”

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Hello everyone, the first version of my cursor on target aka TAK server is officially released and ready! Check it out -> https://cotex-app.shibao.dev/

good morning https://www.phoronix.com/news/LKML-New-Trend-Vulnerabilities

astronomy is a great normie filter because you have to be autistic with it to actually enjoy it

i star hopped from saturn and saw neptune (for sure!) with my own eyes, it looked like a very tiny bluish dot. no idea how they ever found it tbh

they should just do this for the php mitigation https://mobile.slashdot.org/story/18/10/12/2052202/a-mysterious-grey-hat-is-patching-peoples-outdated-mikrotik-routers

happy php day to all those who celebrate

damascus steel blade on the leatherman actually do be lookin kinda smexy tho

worked an 18 day today

just fixed my leatherman and oh my god i'm scissoring so good now

update: i'm white now

oh boy, here i go eating more drywall

holy fuck leaded solder is banned in the eu and the uk? wtf

GOOOOOOO DRYWALLLL MORNING FEDI

today's breakfast: tasty drywall sandwich

i was moving some furniture around in my apartment and then i felt something kinda weird under my foot and i thought it was a key that I snapped off in a lock that fell down but then i look down a house centipede is walking around so I think i actually just stepped on a house centipede and not only did it not bite me but it survived

killed it with raid after

god i'm such a fagot, i've never even played halo

hey guys how much drywall can you breathe in before it becomes a problem

in my eating tasty drywall era

https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/ oh my lord

opening a PR to every project that isn't elixir to change it to be elixir

can i get someone to give me a deep tissue massage

snapped the tip off of my poor leatherman so he's circumcised now :(

bruh this is the most male coded thing i've ever seen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgynous_Peripheral_Attach_System

https://troon.com/

hey girl, you ever think about how that guy said that we're not passing the bechtel test right now?

at some point i swear i owned cotex.app but then i stopped paying for it cuz i thought i would never make this app and then since then someone has bought it and it's for sale for like $1k+ dollars lmao go fuck yourself

i remember once i had a guy pull out and come on me when i was expecting him to come inside and honestly that was so rude it still irks me to this day

i still can't relate to anyone who has men in their dms or whatever, i literally never get these and the last person that got a crush on me was a tranny with allegations but she seems to have stopped now i think

i should become one of those guys who dm women to ask for pictures of their boobs just to feel something again

can't believe my twenties are already over

idk why people ask me if anybody shows up to xyz whenever i say i'm gonna be somewhere and i just have to say no

i can't believe i'm only now hearing about the fedi files, this is very adorable

yaoi brick

i should pay attention to the news more today i learned that there's gonna be a hurricane tomorrow

rtx 5090s are my new currency unit https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E2oVrAwHDOw

damn this is pretty on point https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2107926965856469163

back into my old ways again

these were so cute, i ate so many of them

every time i'm not riding my motorcycle i get men that are like "wow I didn't know that your hair is so long" but like when I ride a bike I usually just have my hair in a regular ponytail, I always take the bun out after I get wherever i'm going, so apparently my ponytail makes my hair invisible to men XD

fujoshis around the world are eating good tonight

two more people today, will it never end

why is there nothing as good as bed when you need to wake up

guys my neighbor won't stop showing me satanic memes

i have so many AI agents running during the day it really goes crazy on my serber. homeserber was a great investment

pleroma mcp when. need to give it my old list of followers and have it programatically find all the alts. i should fix pleroma search first tho it's absolute complete ass unfartunately

WAIT FUCK I JUST REALIZED RIGHT AFTER THE MUMBLE SOMEONE CALLED ME THAT I HAVEN'T TALKED TO FOR LIKE YEARS BRUH

i want a burger

they should just do a reset of all the countries at this point and have everyone move to where they fit best:

• everyone who complains about everything goes to britain
• everyone who likes gdpr or ccpa goes to germany
• all the tankies go to russia
• all the bug people go to china
• all the mecha nerds go to japan
• all the social media influencers go to korea
• everyone who fucks goes to france
• all the centrists go to california
• all the manufacturing people go to south carolina
• all the politicians go to dc
• all the university students go to boston
• all the liberals go to canada
• all the gays go to taiwan
• all the antisocials go to finland
• all the racists go to rhodesia
• all the billionaires go to jeffrey's island etc etc etc

literally everyone wins!

LET MY PEOPLE GO

i sniped the iss a little when it passed overhead :3

i baked a cake for no reason, man i need people i can offload my baking off to

i kinda went crazy

drained a $100 chatgpt sub in like 7 hours and the anthropic 5 hour limit means it's shit, grok doesn't give me the $100 a month option so I'm going to buy the $300 a month grok sub I think

i keep talking to people and they're like "yeah when you pulled up on that motorcycle for the first time and took off your helmet, it was like something out of a movie"

how do we bring back scene girls

wow it's fridey

lesbian businesses are cute

can't believe i fully doxxed myself to tony

til tony is not in his 50s

am i scum of the earth for cold emailing or is this just sales when you can't pour infinite money into google ads

5 hours of sleep is enough right

literally like the 3rd video on tiktok dropped the hard r

kids these days r crazy

i signed up for tiktok. it's over

doing a startup requires so much sheer force of will