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good morning fedi! i hope you have a great day! ^_^ i left you a present below, i hope you like it...

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https://downdetector.com/ everything on the internet is down, so that's why you should get into https://chat.kallisti.chat for wigger boilerroom set (i didn't name it)

turns out rap music is harder to mix together than dance music cuz they got musical phrases and such

joining HAARP to get a leg up on weather bets in prediction markets and getting arrested for insider trading

deep house set going in https://chat.kallisti.chat >:D

say you're slopping, and nobody bats an eye. say you're leaking, and everyone goes insane

it threw away my guy results so i'm not gonna do it again but according to this i should probably stay away from middle aged japanese guys tbhe

proof of why i should stop letting white women ruin my life

does this make me racist

no matter what happens in life, i know soup got me

they've begun putting cute photogenic christmas light decorations down the main street in my city

maybe i'm just asian but i fucking love dumplings man

i saw this so now you have to as well

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btw I just want to shout out the amazing artist that helped do the logos for Cannery!! If anyone is looking for art or animations, this artist can draw guns and stuff too!

Check out their portfolio: https://vgen.co/bunikula and here's the kofi: https://ko-fi.com/bunikula

yo i finally tuned in my mic input settings and now it really sounds like i have podcast quality audio, holy shit

she can take my bacteria if you know what i mean

it's interesting being caught in the in-between space of having my shit very independent and rather solid but being stuck from having enough to move onto the next big thing of buying a house and really establishing myself somewhere, being available for a relationship, etc.

my business is a great for me at the moment, I think i'm going to be at business + all the other life stuff for a while. but currently, i think i'm good at not having a house, and probably won't even plan on getting one for the next 10+ years, which is weird to say, I might be tapped out here at the moment. But I care less about the money now, everything that I truly want in life at the moment can't be bought with dollars.

a house would just be nice to have, but just like i don't really want a lamborghini, i don't really want a house. just having to mow it every week would be too much atm. i think i'm the type of person that wouldn't want to pay for things that i know I could feel 100% comfortable doing under my own strength

i should just set up everyone so i don't have to hear tfw no bf or tfw no gf anymore

getting that miku miku beam

my hot take is that argentinians are the most aryan south american race. I mean you can see it here, but I don't get seeing a nation that was associated with nazis and actually did stuff like the faulklands, even if they got smashed by a regressing pre-emininent world power, as non-aryan. So basically if you're racist, you should be less racist towards argentinians

so lonely in here...

get yourself a girl with two pistons that flutter almost imperceptable distances to achieve much higher rpms than average to manage to produce massive top end horsepower and increase air intake and exhaust valves to give a much better throttle response. uh, like in bed. waitaminute why does she have two-

i just spent like 3 hours with my girlfriend and oh my god my back is so tired now, i think we'll watch some shows together now

yall haven't seen nothing yet

if i bought a $5 rotisserie chicken from costco every day and then processed it at home then maybe i would get really fast and then i could win a championship and become the fastest chicken processor in the nation

imagine if they made a woman that didn't disappoint you

help they're already romanticizing millennials from 2012 https://x.com/philosophymeme0/status/2118391010569146653

if frogs ribbit does that mean that fags faggot

story of my twenties is just underpaid and underfucked, except when i have been fucked over. unfortunate

you've heard of vantablack, well uh, have you heard of vantawhite slopped goyim

I might be racist, homophobic, antisemetic, islamophobic, misogynistic, abelist and transphobic, but I would NEVER be clankerphobic

why am i so weird

aids 2: electric boogaloo

"as a man, doesn't this saxaphone playing make you want to take your panties off-"

isaia huron - side slider #np

zoomers can't make bands with a saxophonist who can thrust his hips and get women throw their panties at him anymore. they lost the technology

i'm gonna have to start actually exercising regularly again next week wheee

i got distracted when doing the system update and didn't enter in the sudo password before it expired and then it didn't do the upgrade correctly so i had to flash a new live usb with zfs installed and then chroot in and reinstall and it's still installing and then i'll reboot and hopefully it'll work, i should just make sudo not request a password at all

going to take my systems offline to patch the new Linux vuln brb

couples cosplaying together is so high tier lolol

i stopped at the local gas station at my random city in the south to get a coffee before the con started on the way and i was wearing like half of my cosplay with the badge and the guy asked me what the badge was for, i told him that it was for the anime convention and he was like oh man it's probably the last day, my kids have gotten me to watch death note, and black clover and then he was telling me that he was like "i thought i watched all of one piece and was telling my kids that i did cuz i finished netflix but then they showed me crunchyroll and i only had made it like 1/10th of the way"

anyways i think if random gas station attendants in the south are watching anime now i think this means that like all random variation of regional culture and everything was really just a mirage and the internet has hit literally everyone like smallpox blankets hit the native americans, everything is monoculture now

whores are the natural counter to israelites, because they will bite the penis off of them and israelites bite the penis of israelites

diabolical

$5 for anything in these giant bins, I got super lucky and found this right at the beginning and then I kept on digging for like over an hour and then didn't find anything else 😭😭😭😭😭

ive bought so many buttons and pins already

gm fedi

ay yo

i'm at this anime convention and saw a cop checking out the anime figurines lmfao

maybe i have ai psychosis but these are kinda cute https://x.com/Multi_Serio_Ai/status/2100800237619347535

when women use ai pt. 2

it's so over for non-evil women, if they even exist :pensive_cowboy:

raw dogging life (i can't have cats)

saw a cute girl on a big aprilla bike, waow

picked up my bike from the shop and then proceeded to hold it at 10-11k RPM for like 2 hours straight

i'm rock cold

should i buy xrp

saying thx babe to ai

that black and mild was so bad i had to stop like 30-50% of the way there and then toss the rest lmfao marlboro reds for me if i ever decide to get another cig i suppose

this is why the libertarian party is the only real political party still left https://x.com/JohnWakefieId/status/2114736628576989546

if poast is so great how come there isn't a poast 2

just discovered a suppressor company run by two transwomen that supposedly made like a design for a $200 titanium 22lr suppressor but has only been making titanium buttplugs in the meantime and now my day is thoroughly ruined lol

is we getting a new flame of history

cant sleep just gonna cut my losses and coffee all day long

l love heated blanket time of the year

is the seasonal depression already kicking in for everybody or is life just surging for some reason

holy shit, now that he's dead his gay sex allegations are coming to light, lmfaooooooooo https://x.com/KareemRifai/status/2113273841401159713

Hello, if you are running https://cannery.app, https://memex-app.shibao.dev, or https://cotex-app.shibao.dev, please update to the latest versions which do not have the Elixir Plug CVE. Thank you

dark fedi really proving the horseshoe theory for twitter clone social medias https://x.com/mitsuhiko/status/2114318715705548812

this ebay seller is so nice it makes me want to ask them for their number in the dms (jk)

docker haters really be like, someone cooked me a nice meal but i don't like that they served me all the items on one plate in the way they did, i wish for the dishes to be brought to me on separate dishes so that i can build my own plate of food on my weird custom plate that I brought to the restaurant and also instead of the chefs just giving one picture of an ideal plate of food with all the sides and such, i need the chefs to add written step by step instructions to set up all possible plates that i may bring to the restaurant

me and all my 4chan friends are so old now. we all are busy with jobs and life, we can barely meet up, and we all turn in for the night at like 7

forgot that i told a client that i would be updating prod so i am doing a production deploy now. i swear i'm sober

i need to scare men more

can i help with your drywall? i definitely won't eat it or get it moist

women with ai be like

hi

just page faulted my gpu so bad I had to physically unplug and replug it back into the motherboard and remove the power completely because the display engine was still powered so just reboots wouldn't fix it

Dear Sir/Madam, Sub: Press Release Please find enclosed the Press Release titled “eMudhra to Exit global SSL/TLS Certificate Business; Will Sharpen Focus on Core Enterprise Solutions and trust services other than SSL/TLS”

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Hello everyone, the first version of my cursor on target aka TAK server is officially released and ready! Check it out -> https://cotex-app.shibao.dev/

good morning https://www.phoronix.com/news/LKML-New-Trend-Vulnerabilities

astronomy is a great normie filter because you have to be autistic with it to actually enjoy it

i star hopped from saturn and saw neptune (for sure!) with my own eyes, it looked like a very tiny bluish dot. no idea how they ever found it tbh

they should just do this for the php mitigation https://mobile.slashdot.org/story/18/10/12/2052202/a-mysterious-grey-hat-is-patching-peoples-outdated-mikrotik-routers

happy php day to all those who celebrate

damascus steel blade on the leatherman actually do be lookin kinda smexy tho

worked an 18 day today

just fixed my leatherman and oh my god i'm scissoring so good now

update: i'm white now

oh boy, here i go eating more drywall

holy fuck leaded solder is banned in the eu and the uk? wtf

GOOOOOOO DRYWALLLL MORNING FEDI

today's breakfast: tasty drywall sandwich

i was moving some furniture around in my apartment and then i felt something kinda weird under my foot and i thought it was a key that I snapped off in a lock that fell down but then i look down a house centipede is walking around so I think i actually just stepped on a house centipede and not only did it not bite me but it survived

killed it with raid after

god i'm such a fagot, i've never even played halo

hey guys how much drywall can you breathe in before it becomes a problem

in my eating tasty drywall era

https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/ oh my lord

opening a PR to every project that isn't elixir to change it to be elixir