Redpotato :moodeng3:

Moff :3

I think we should tax men who have receding hairlines.

One of my favorite things to do is signing up for class action lawsuits.

The lack of situational awareness really needs to be studied. Why do people just put their carts in the middle of the aisle and at an angle where it's impossible to pass? I'm sick of saying "excuse me" to incompetent, entitled, people.

:huggseal:

My heart. 😭

:blobcatlove:

Wtf I'm a football fan now

Crabs have a poop flap

I was watching Survivor with my mom the other week and I saw they're still giving a "million dollars" for the prize.

They gave a million dollars 20 years ago. When you could buy a decent house for 125k, when a family sized SUV, cost 20k. Now a 2 bed, 1 bath in California cost 800k.

Then they take 30% in taxes, so in retrospect, you're getting 700k. I don't know it rubbed me the wrong way when I saw that.

The only person there under the age of 50 is the interviewer.

I love her, she cracks me up.

Well, well, well. We have a little cocofelon on our hands.

:crimbus:

I love when baby animals just fall asleep anywhere at anytime.

There is a lot to unpack, but the nicecrew instance is collecting a massive amount of data on its users that it should not be collecting. @p called them out on it, the admin's response was to basically declare war. I am an EXTREMLY known entity to the feds, and despite that, I would not create an account on that instance if I had a burner laptop using TOR as my gateway, twelve proxies and an Iranian VPN. It could be incompetency, but if you were going to run a honey-pot instance, you'd do absolutely nothing different.

As you can imagine, this is one of the few ways to really set off our admin.

Also, some of us oldfags remember when Matty and Joe first showed up on Blab, and the initial wave of interactions was... suspect. Had a real "Hello Fellow Kids" vibe.

This was a photoshop I made at the time:

Lmao

Why is my dog begging for my cereal? Like I'm supposed to just pour soggy cereal on the ground for him?

The vtuber sluts have nothing on a peanut.

The only podcast I'm willing to listen to.

Got my matcha free today from the coffee shop :sexo2:

They look like exactly what I imagined.

Me today eating the beans.

No more iPads, they're fucking with the pedos lmao

Dogs are too pure for the world.

Ugh the vaporware anime always gets me.

No guys, seriously, this will lower your grocery bill. Don't laugh.

Is it exhausting being a hypocritical, pick me? But the only man that could pick you was a fat man that's biggest enemy is a pickle jar?

Them and Jehovah's Witnesses.

Why do they always look like that... And you know what I mean.