JoeBravo77

Defcon Spicy Level .002

I made it to 1:15 before I wanted to become electrons and go find it and crush it.

:latin_cross: "This world is not my home, I'm just passing through".

Now you know why we sing it out and look forward. We're going through it not over it....keep plowing.

We are literally doomed

American High School English Teacher reads real responses from her student’s assignment after reading The Great Gatsby

We have a serious education issue in America and if we don’t address it, we have a horrible future ahead of us (((to late)))

These kind of responses are to be expected because 12th grade reading results in 2024 in America showed that reading levels right now the lowest they’ve ever been since the assessment began in 1992

Election Night.

Repeal the XIXth!

(Men XY/ women xx....everything is so perfect)

Still not voting your way out of this, it's going to be many mouth punches and much gunfire and a whole lotta blades..

Given how notoriously grueling and physically demanding BUD/S and SQT are, is it even possible for a woman to earn her Trident without the standards being changed or bent?

I finished my assignment teach!

Reminders....

Vlad checking in.

Hammer time.🔥

Meet your new English teacher

I AM TEACH! YOU ARE LEARN!

Our chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low,

but they are never zero.

(Jonestown is in Guyana)...lol

The trains in Spain crash mainly in the plain.

monkey's paw curls another finger lol

:nod:

Goth Daddy checking in.

The Daily Burn Notice.

I don't want a digital download code. I want a physical disc...oh, and breakfast stat!

Word of the Day: 'Hot Carl'. (slang term for a sexual act involving defecating on a partner's face or chest.)

Long guns aka rifles were involved in 401 deaths last year, constipation killed 911 which means being full of shit is 2x more likely to kill you than the AR15

Best thing you'll watch all week.

𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐬.

• 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬.

"European Union"...you left now we'll kill you.😏 Sound like a bitch..es

https://x.com/MrsDoubtFireSF/status/208719111162236529...

Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan

Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1

Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012 / This sounded unbelievable but it's true, he couldn't figure out a three point turn while driving in Formula 2

When he gets back to the garage his engineer literally tells him "you have to turn the steering wheel":jeet_seethe:

New research finds that Democrats poll better when their candidates have been raped, while Republicans poll better when their candidates have raped others.

AIPAC Tracker killed AIPAC

Now they scurry in the shadows like rats

Down to the last white goy...and there it is. 500K dead.

The street shitter candidate is siding with the mother who let her husband rape both his own daughter and her own daughter.

Guess Who it's a jew!

(worst Doc Seuss book eva).

All 5 Immigration related questions pass with significant support in the October 19th Alberta Referendum.

Albertans are tired of mass immigration.

Simma Down NOW...

NO

Beirut Berat Potato Patata

Throw the book at him! Ya know, that $872.59 book you had to buy to 'go to college'.😏

Training for this years Tour de France.

My kid: “>Dad, why do some coins have ridges on the edge?”

Me: Sets up projector. Plugs in laptop. Clears throat. Cracks knuckles.

Regardez-moi, c'est moi le Français maintenant...

(Look at me, I am the french now...)

French Retreat. (Not the fun BnB type)