JohnChimpo

Same goes for burger joints

when he sees his boss at the tiki bar when they both called in sick.

I just came up with the best business idea for

and I with

as an angel investor. A poke shop in Waikiki (I know I know), but this one’s called ‘Poke Your Mom’

I tell you,

had the worst luck working at Best Buy

A day in the life of

I think

’s live streams were peak Americana.

”Find yourself a girl that loves you as much as black people like talking on speakerphone in public.“

I really hope

lands a based chick

Body cam footage released

is

ready?

That time

and I started a Nice Crew soccer club ( Honk kicked Tex in the nuts btw )

No joke this is the start of the one football game I watched with

at the surf bar in Waikiki.

POPCORN FARTS

Of all the unsolicited advice cartoons would give, Ren & Stimpy’s “don’t wiz on the electric fence” is probably the best

not many know this but an everything bagel has pubes on it. fucking jews amirite

was I supposed to put fried chicken and watermelon out last night?

I don’t know how I know but I know that every time

walks into a room the beginning of “Walking on the Sun” starts.

I told

to not enter that free Carnival Cruise contest

Just need to hear

say “forget about it, cuh” and the party begins.

Yo

do you remember this toy?

Just thought of a business idea. A website dedicated to selling strictly fans. I call it Only Fans dot ….. ahh fuck

This guy smoakes

48 is one of us

Larrity live poasts are what I live for

Last time I go out with

&

(it’s not)

Happy Dinosaur Month

These young kids ain’t gonna make it. I went to a college graduation party this weekend and there was seltzer, wine, and hard kumbucha. No, I repeat, no beer. Good times make weak men.

If wearing no show socks is a giveaway that you’re a millennial/ gen-x then call

Finch because he’s gonna bang Stifler’s mom.

i think that

had a good time but I honestly don’t remember

Last night

told me he’s bringing the vuvuzela back and he’s starting at his local Startbucks.

This poast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Jeff Cliff will always finish what’s left if you can’t