always

i must’ve dosed off or spaced out while peeing bc I had 15mins before I got in there

so glad usa doesnt have age verification, i couldnt pass it on grindr

id rather be suckin dick rn

no one gunna kill me and wear my skin as a suit bc im too small for that, thank god

coworker, 20, trying to explain how “cool it would be to have one of those tapes you put into a system to watch your movies” Me: A dvd? Him: “No they’re black” Me: a vcr thing? Him: I dunno they’re the thick black rectangles that go into the system

imagine if snacks was a lesbian

I’m in a constant state of taking on more than I can handle. I think it’s part of who I am

im throwing away yet another persimmon ive bought and left on the counter because it looks too much like a tomato to eat

TWINSPIN DID YOU HEAR THAT ?? Lebron is going HOME tomorrow

lebrons gunna be home in time to meet me in the McDonalds parking lot in his costume

looook it's russian space dog snow suit

we got a new guy and he’s very small. with a porn stache. why is he so small

well fuck my ass, what is this

is my hair too brown for red hair dye

Ruined my wig last night trying to make it better Now I gotta dye my hair red or this was all for nothing

Are those sprinkles??

im so upsettt i didn’t get to go to my great grandmas house to take things home (she died and they’re going through her house) and my sister got a WW2 uniform :cryingmeow:

idr how to kiss it’s been too long :akko_cry:

the topic at work today was Sucking Your Own Dick

"Install Netzsphaere" what does that mean

why is gemini on my computer now

ok now show me your balls

not only was bro the horny police but now he's the handwriting police too ??

lebron saying Americans sniffle instead of blowing their nose has stuck with me

when ppl follow then shortly unfollow i feel pretty judged like, whatd u see that u didn't like?? the way i look? my miserable side??

why do ppl use x?

looook it comes with a kettle! adorable

im a big construction man getting ready for my big day ive got my little blue kettle that matches my little blue saw im gunna warm up my water for my little warm tea nice warm belly for my big cold day

yo any dads?

wahhh you turned me into a footfag sorry not sorry

lebron streams for the burps

"pls tell me not German, there's too many"

why such a random intimate gesture ? why is McDonald’s like this

you guys gotta translate these they are good

bros crashing out at the drive thru window

I’ve been taking all the tubular cardboard things from work

car with a Germany sticker next to a pride paw print sticker

the hot metal nozzle hit mee :akko_cry: my cute lil face

tfw I could’ve saw Colleen the big pig painting creator irl but was too sick to drive less than an hour beyond the pharmacy

asked the grill guy if he could grab a thing next to him because I couldn’t reach and he said “no, I think I want to watch you struggle a little longer” ???

Takumi would do it

The formula 1 Initial D jacket tho :amazedAkko:

The formula 1 Initial D watch doesn’t look Initial D enough.. the trail, cool. the color, eh. where’s the 86

he looks so stupid today

not tall and handsome :apensive:

I would LOVE to leave the grocery store but there’s two cars parked behind me

made the man a new leg

i think meso should be teto

I feel like $1800/mo is too much for a basement unit in a dilapidated building that’s located in the buttcrack of the town

I turned my initial signature into a star. easy, cuz A plus my last name letter. Might just adopt the star as my long signature

buttcheeeeeeks

biscuits

buns

my mom would decapitate me and slash my tires if I came home with a kitten

bro are you for real Maine Coon kittens are hella monies ??

did not even need to tag zonk. he can sense it

joined lebrons stream just in time to hear him burp

PASSED :akko_yay:

gazing bisexually rn

the semester is almost over one more day ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if i dont pass i will pass away

lebron: sad old man ramblings meso: boobies :hapyday:

What

you have ugly gross pictures we have cowboys 🤠

meso in his clussy era

about to use some mysterious chemicals that showed up in the supply closet that no one has ever seen or knows where it came from. the work mom said she believes in me

I would never say this

made and deleted like 5 long posts. i need to scream, actually, no words

bro

tickling the dragon's tail

hey

managers yelling at someone and made up a middle name for them just so they could yell a fuller name haha

i need someone who’s good at decorating :apensive:

I stare at his bum :nicelookup: he don’t know

No. I will not grab that toy for you.

my headphones broke again. I really want earbuds that have a good mic but i don’t wanna spend $300 on earbuds im not sure I’ll love. Can’t find any good solid suggestions, people argue about the same 3 then it boils down to “earbuds don’t have good mics anyway”

reamed