Still French

I thot you guys might like this.

Ive decided to be nice tonight. Let the games begin!

Was watching a catholic discussion of man/woman, husband/wife, marriage/relationship situations and, wow. It was basically like, men hate the passionate, emotional phase before they trap you forever in a legal/spiritual commitment where they get to ignore you forever, and here's why you should be ok with that.

Boys really do this, don't they... smdh

National Black Cat Day

Pilfered from PQ.

I want him to show me his library.

Hey

I hate nigs, fags, and jews.

Is that complaining?

#KittumsForKuklinski

I accidentally played a video from someone other than Ms.

and now I regret my whole life.

I love waking up to 88 menchies and 67 of them are because you dorks were talking about retro video games on one of my posts All Night Long.

You only think you know heartbreak.

That's Brie. On the floor. 😭

Respect the commitment.

I'm never going to post a poll with Jeb. That's cultural misappropriation.

Put it on the kitty. Put It On The Kitty! PUT IT ON THE KITTY!

That means it's Soup Day!

Nvm, spoke too soon.

Does anyone have anything pretty or funny to share? The interwebs seem to be sorely lacking right now.

I woke up to a leaky roof and a pool full of green water, but I'm sure it's going to be a great day. #raininthedesert :lamo_ugly:

GM ☕️ NCD

Grgly bought a universal remote and said

This changes everything!

Pretty #PathwayPosting pilfered from Ms. Doe Quinn

Can you confirm, Mr.

?

Happy Caturday, frens!

GM ☕️ NCD

Grgly really wants to buy one of those checkout dividers.

But the lady at the register keeps putting it back.

Pfft, birds aren't real.

Tea time.

How do I block an entire area code?

Pilfered from dustofthesea for Mr.

Can I get your thoughts on this?

Some people seem to think

and French are the same person.

Why do you suppose that is?

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

But with more cats and lotsa boxed wine.

Hop in, retards.

What are You reading?

Autumn in Scotland

Do you feel me, ladies?

Yes, I know. No, I don't care. Still would.

Where I'm poasting from this evening.

Caption This

#PathwayPosting

I don't get modern art, what does this even mean?

I'll be hiding in here for a while.

Fisher Building, Detroit, 1928

That was a funny one, Mr.

Plant friends, please help. I have to leave this guy behind for a few months. If I bring him in he won't get any water, if I leave him out he might freeze. What do?? I don't want him to die!

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to You. Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to YOU!

Go to church, niggers.

It's 11:11, I guess everything is going to be alr... Dang it!

Had a dream that I was trying to convince two strangers I met in the ladies room to marry fascists...

This is very upsetting.

Nearly every country in the world recognizes that Isreal is a complete piece of shit. Yet magaboomfags are still convinced that they are our greatest ally and that "jews" are God's chosen. And they will literally scream in your face until the spit starts flying. It's absolutely unreal.

Sraight into Lake of Fire, posthaste.

Out on the balcony, smoking a stogie and sipping some red, just saw a big deer with a huge stack of antlers tiptoe-ing by. Whispered awed greetings to him. He stopped, looked at me, while I told him how beautiful he was, then tiptoed along his way. #FeelingBlessed

Most of sunrise coast is saying Goodnight. You know what this means, Mr.

?

No beans. G'nite friends. Lubs yous.

When self reflection means staring into the abyss of who we truly are.

Uh oh. It's past my bedtime. Not sleepy.

Pretty like this.

Neighbors getting chiefy since I snuck the garbage out.

You guys worry when Colleen sees your worst posts. For me it's always Ms.

😭

The fug? Calling on the thot patrol!

Does anyone have any suggestions for a good spooky novel to read for spoopy season. Leaning toward Richard Matheson, but I would love to hear suggestions. I'm not a huge fan of sci-fi, and demons are an automatic Nope.

Beans up, sleepin time.

Goodnight,God bless, sweet dreams.

I break out the pretty china when sister

comes for tea.

Love birbs for Ms.

This is

You should marry her.

Sweet Nothings

Au-delà de cent pas de sagesse, je serai libéré du bien et du mal. Derrière les voiles, je trouverai une telle Splendeur, une telle Beauté que je tomberai amoureux de moi-même. -Rumi

No wonder everyone is too soft to make good times.

One of the oldest living trees known to man.

The Olive tree of Vouves is a monumental, 3,000-to-5,000-year-old living tree in Crete, Greece, that continues to bear fruit to this day.

GM ☕️ and blessed Sunday, frens. It's a good day to pray.

Cathedral of St. John the Evangelist, Spokane Washington

Don't fall asleep with your pants on.

Full dark. Going to try to sneak the trash out without being seen. Wish me luck.

Stfu with this. I don't know if you're trying to be funny or crying out for help but anyone who does this forces everyone who Ever cared about them to suffer Every Day for the rest of their lives and that is the most selfish shit anyone could ever do. Maybe someone else can be more kind, but I never will.

Feeling cute today. Solid 4.

Pretty in Pink

Dis me and my Nokia flip phone.

Better to be lonely and alone than to be with someone and be lonely.

GM ☕️ NCD

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

GM ☕️ NCD

I tried to organize a professional hide and seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.

Good players are hard to find.

God bless you, Beebo.

GM ☕️ NCD and Happy Caturday

How are You feeling today?

If you really want to hurt me.

:hk_dance:

What is the proper use of this react?

#OldTimeySmooches

Hey Mr.

do you have a guy who could alter the brickwork, just a tad?

C'mon mahm! I'm a unikohrn!

White is Beautiful

Schmood

Where I'm poasting from this evening. wywh

Pretty like this.

Pilfered from MsDeco

Happy Caturday, Mr.

ShowMeYourPockets!

I saw this trend going around a couple years ago, and ngl... I thought it was super hawt.

That time I let Bun paint the library caravan.

I would like to officially declare that Mr. Matty is the second nicest guy on the fedi and I would never tell him to eff off. In fact, not only is he a genius but a Saint for tolerating all of our retarded rubbish every single day.