THE POLICE

Foreskin Foresight:

Netanyahu's son, 2019, poking Moslems to do a crossing

When I speak to the people, I never refer to myself as a priest of Shu-Dereth, only a teacher.

I see why people have the NO SOLICITORS sign now. That's not just an old times vestige, a ward for no one coming. Need one.

:cry_hq: THAT peace deal IS NOT REAL

Niggress secretary asked me about my book as I checked in at the DMV. Cover has the title (THE DEVILS) in large letters.

Niggress: "Mmhm, your name there, mmhm. Okay. Now, what is you book about?"

"It takes place in an alternate earth. Troy is still around, but it's the 1500s-ish. There are man-eating elves in the east. A priest is shown a secret "team"--coerced monsters--the pope uses to combat dark forces or political opponents, pettily. The priest, who is an awful person, is tasked to keep them in-line."

She raises her chin, takes a breath, prepares to settle her Black Womxn Magic Insight upon me.

"Y'know, the Bible says Jesus is the only way."

"Okay. Well, this is about monsters who are evil being used by the Church in an alternate world for the Church's purposes. Everyone in the story is corrupt--so far. I'm only a quarter in. Maybe the vampire and werewolf and whatever start to grow--"

"Well, the Bible says it is impossible for them to be saved. Jesus is the only way."

It is ironic to me that an actual she-beast is telling me this.

🤢

I want to see the day the Daily Wire closes shop

inb4 "That day will likely be bad for you, too" Yes, I know--but the Daily Wire was the blindfold on those jostling shoulder-to-shoulder down this road and bumping us down this path with them. I want the blindfold to fall for them, the loudspeaker turned off--the sight before them unaccompanied by their preferred (and previously comforting) rat chittering.

newest irl friend is now convinced that it's the jews, holocaust didn't happen, jews =/= Israelites, etc.

😊

There are guy acquaintances who would have been solid guys-- even friends. They are willing to offer a hand, can joke (obvious exceptions), healthy and booksmart. Married, just trying to live well.

But they hold as their core identity a Boy Scoutish, Supermanish, reddit lens. They--when no one else is around--no women to impress, no camera watching--bring up as a topic how oppressed and in need of defense trannies are (if tangential to some topic).

They would have been the stalwart defenders of the good. The first to speak up. Willing and able to act. Strong, vigilant. They want something to defend. They are corrupted.

People are confusing the Old Testament (which is a testament of multiple covenants) with one of the covenants it testifies of, called the old covenant (not Old Testament). The old covenant was fulfilled.

I watch people use these interchangeably. The problem is there are covenants (big ones, important ones) in the Old Testament not yet fulfilled (including everyone's favorite, the new covenant).

The old covenant, called the law, a country-establishing covenant between Israelites (of those present at Mt. Sinai) and God, was indeed fulfilled when the Husband (God) died in the flesh, releasing His Bride from the vow between Him and her and so releasing her from punishment of death, though she was adulterous and under the vow would have been put to death should the Husband still live. (I am quoting Paul. Romans 7. For some reason people still bristle at this.)

There are other covenants among those testified in the Old Testament that have also come to be fulfilled. An example is the covenant to have a descendant of David on an everlasting throne.

However, grasp that there are more covenants testified in the Old Testament that have not yet been fulfilled. One such not-yet-fulfilled covenant of the Old Testament is the new covenant. (Yes, the new covenant is from the Old Testament and is not yet consummated. It's found in Hosea 2 and Jeremiah 30, 31. For it not yet being consummated even after Christ's death and resurrection, Paul called the partial outpour of the Holy Spirit an earnest, a dowry. The consummation is called "the Last Day," "the Day of the Lord," "the Wedding Feast of the Lamb," so on.)

The new covenant is not the New Testament. The new covenant is not from the New Testament. There are no new covenants in the New Testament. All covenants are found in the Old Testament. The fulfillment of a given covenant however is found either in the Old Testament, in the New Testament, or has not yet come.

The New Testament only testifies of how Christ fulfilled and will fulfill specific covenants of the Old Testament. The collection we call the Old Testament is "Old" not for being "all done" but for being chronologically first. It is a testament, not a covenant. It contains the covenants--even the new covenant.

Christ has yet to (but will) fulfill all unfulfilled covenants testified. On the Last Day, upon the Wedding Feast of the Lamb with His Bride, all covenants not yet fulfilled will be, including the new covenant that will be consummated. There will be no more dowry only, but the full outpouring of the Spirit.

Until then, the new covenant is an Old Testament covenant among other Old Testament covenants not yet fulfilled.

The faith is that they will be.

I'm not surprised there's another Star Wars movie coming out. I'm just surprised (looking from my little self toward adult me) at how much I could not be moved to see it. Looks like slop.

Real dark thoughts about the local government boomer council tonight

Actually talking myself down, for the sake of being here for my wife

"Call it a 'reset'. That word is exciting. Hasn't had any negative associations in recent memory."

I blink

The towers are gone

I blink

Osama-bin-Democrat is in Iran now

I blink

Oblivion Remastered Revisited is out

I blink

I'm a Confederate in the newly formed state of Skyrim. We are at war with the Hyphens. That's what we call the Americans (the other pieces of it).

I didn't cross out the faggot word

This is vibe-calling. It's empty.

uh, uh, it's faith in whom not faith in what; don't concern yourself about what it is to be faithful just, like, have it this world is, like, temporary and we'll be in heaven someone gave me the call-card (it's his name and your well-meaning behind it); that's how good works

Straight of Hormuz?

it's not closed we'll protect anyone hey, now, don't rely on us again, it's not closed, fake footage uh, no one is going to help? UK sending ships now? we already won, thanks for nothing no one is going to send anything? it's a Europe problem, a Japan problem, we don't need it anyway

:rofl:

I hear two owls 🦉

The Minab elementary school where 150+ Iranian schoolgirls were bombed on the first day of the war had been hit by three separate bombs--one after another--according to parents who received calls that that some of their children had survived what would be the first bomb and were gathered together. Boom, second bomb. No more calls. Boom, third bomb.

I share this only because I want to share the jewish response and US response:

Israel says the US bombed the school. Trump says Iran bombed the school.

Ash, you're loving Muslims! No, I'm pointing out a major--if not the major--leader of our people obediently spouting lies for the jew even as he's thrown under the bus by the same jew. We are the Whore of Babylon, riding the Beast of the Sea, sitting upon many waters "which are many nations," giving our sons and daughters away.

Went to an athletic club event (very fun) and a tranny there (not fun) started talking at me about where the biggest lesbian manga collection is in the city

I forgot this turtle was alive

I was less surprised to see Ninja Turtles in my Magic cards than I was at seeing this guy pop his head up

Last I saw, he fell down. Thought he was hitting the "eldery broke their hip" end

me, mid-Commander game, trying to convince another player

THESE ARE PEACE BOMBS

PEACE POST-DETONATION PLUMES

HEAR THEIR LEADERSHIP? NO ONE IS COMPLAINING (all dead)

YOU ARE WELCOME, ISRAQN

i can't believe iranaqanistanzuela was about to hurt me

thank you, orange dome

begins war with Iran

"oh shit did we forget to do the 9/11 part? think anyone will notice?"

What's the point of the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping?

I have paid zero attention to it. (Do I continue?)

Today's news has me wishing we had 🦅 more BASED Mexicans🦅 in my State so we could be 🎆 as conservative 🎆 😩

/s

Remembered the neckbeard atheist at the Magic table who, between turns after someone said something about playing a cleric in their D&D game, decided he must guffaw, declare himself an atheist, and brag that as such he would never play cards like Wrath of God--on principle! (Because it says "God.")

After losing the Magic game, he wanted to show off his deck.

So instead of Wrath of God (pictured below), he had Day of Judgment. :nod:

Rep. Omar in the news cycle for her non-existent winery that went from 15K or 25k to earning 5 million in 1 year

uh-oh, next day some guy, sitting absolute front and center as she speaks, pulls out a syringe to.... just spray a little piddle of piss on her

Oh no, what timing and what pity we owe her

No details, at a glance. They're saying some protestor bit off the tip of an ICE guy's finger

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Were we to acquire Greenland, I wonder whether we'd go the old route (territory-->ratify-->State) or whether we'd keep it a perpetual territory like Puerto Rico (🤣)

WERE IT TO BECOME SOME 51ST STATE, I wonder whether a new flag would be introduced.

All this is to say I want to see what gay new flag they'd dream up in the year of our Lord 2026 :rofl:

I know you're the psychopath, but imagine if the situation were reversed!

:nod:

The intent of God for the world and your place in it is not to

See if you're a good person because good people ('good' meaning repentant here) get to go live with me somewhere else with all the other good people who believed me That is the selling message of churchianity.

The intent of God--if the words of his prophets and the other apostles are true and if their recordings are unchanged--is to

Show you, whom I've chosen--regardless of whether you're faithful to what I've set for you or not and regardless of whether I am believed by you or not-- that I AM. I am the only eternal; I alone am faithful continuously; I am first and last. I will save you despite yourselves, from yourselves and from our enemies. You are of me (yet are not me). There are those who are not. You are more than those around you but just as base if you join them. I am giving you essentially monopoly money so that you may see yourselves. You are fools and will suffer them rather than be faithful (to yourselves, which is to be faithful to me), if I am not explicitly beside you. I will prove yourselves to you by your own actions--even up to the point of your whole destruction. I will save you and end them-- even then, as you failed to do. You will see. Yet I will give you something more.

"Wee din kno. Pleez fohgiv. Dair wur hundredz found participatink, buh we din kno. Lettuce move on."

Rightoids can't seem to land between the two ends of

the Bible is 100% made up / a trick the Bible is 100% without error--none accidental nor intentional; no additions or replacements have been made (or none significant)

Even ourguys stumble over race when the word 'all' is used

highly confident that Asians are an entire race of people with Down Syndrome

I truly wished upon the monkey's paw

I can eat cheese and am on my way to chuggin' milk again, lads

But it's becoming apparent I may have a weird intolerance to coffee (not to caffeine, but to the coffee itself)

There's a Real Conservative Patriot™️ chest-puffing point: "Europeans, heh, they're so cowardly. But WE protect OUR rights."

Yet...

I see the Irish setting migrant facilities on fire and spray painting the ruins with "Construction workers will be shot."

I see the British in the streets, laying beatings on "scammers" (Internet safe word for military-aged foreigners).

I see Italian men in their 20s, patrolling for shitskins out at night.

Meanwhile, Real Conservative Patriots™️ smirk and sigh safe with the guns they don't use. Hell, they lined up for the covid shots ("Democrats are the REAL ones who first opposed the shots! Remember?"). Real Conservative Patriots™️ shrugged and rolled over about the election stolen from them.

Cowards.

Inb4 If Americans did any of the above it would be with an environment of guns and become more than the above; hesitancy around powder keg, etc.

Smart daughter. Hope she finds a good man. 🍻 👑

The far-right is not responsible with its fruits (all kinds)

four-eyes? bad (weak flesh) fourskin? bad (snip snip) four-D chess? good

Reconcile

three eyes? bad (witchcraft) threeskin? bad (cryptid) three-D ches(t) good

?

Are you seeing it yet, anon?

two-eyes good (normal) twoskin good (sexo, bow chicka wahr wahr) two-D chess (or chest) good and good (both real)

Trust two, anon

Two good (to be true) Two moar weeks 🙏

Two Haikus

The store is so close. I need to get groceries. But I am comfy. :yotsuba_bow:

Fine, fuck, shit, damn it. I'll put on my shoes and grab things. So I can be comfy. 😤

I once wrote this Miss America contestant answer as a poem in mock Middle English for a class

I think... LMAO... I think she's expecting 5+5 to equal 9

because 5 is 1 more than 4 and 4+4 = 8 so 5+5 should = ... :rofl: