Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics
Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics
10/14/2026, 1 engagement
My wife has been playing a ton of that new dressmaker game on steam with my daughter sitting next to her giving style advice. They both love it. I’m getting ready to try out WoW Forever next month…
https://fountain.fm/episode/8bWVF3Pt2XbVn5UJdBeD
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10/8/2026, 6 engagements
9/3/2026, 1 engagement
Here’s some extra sats to help offset your new tariffs
https://fountain.fm/episode/zYSKa2ORTy8uBtUBhv6E
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8/22/2026, 1 engagement
When you flee Canada, pick a destination at least 2000ft above sea level
https://fountain.fm/episode/pbGjlsOFYLvo9goZrtwP
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7/23/2026, 2 engagements
7/14/2026, 1 engagement
7/10/2026, 1 engagement
Bacon cheeseburgers are an American litmus test. If you don’t eat pigs or cows, (or worship them) you probably have some personal development left to accomplish.
https://fountain.fm/episode/MFcL5TcnV72whtxbEQY7
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7/9/2026, 6 engagements
It's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
https://fountain.fm/episode/FEvxUEgW4eZNiRWiwhSZ
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6/3/2026, 1 engagement
If some legacy law says I legally own satishi’s coins, can I legally use them as collateral for a fiat loan?
https://fountain.fm/episode/FEvxUEgW4eZNiRWiwhSZ
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6/3/2026, 1 engagement
Joey & Len are card carrying members of the pen15 club
https://fountain.fm/episode/YasYsdqaWtx536LmWbdV
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5/28/2026, 5 engagements
I know this is his name, but it sounds like a fun new slur for farmers


5/23/2026, 1 engagement
The chevrons are locking and HHR is back on the air
https://fountain.fm/episode/6Xemlynx07e2S8GBTI93
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GM to everyone except the dead guy who just got pulled out of the crick across from my place
5/2/2026, 1 engagement
In the past couple years of paying for home electricity in Central PA, the default cost of generation has almost doubled, while the cost of distribution has only increased about 20%
My current May 2026 prices: Gen: $0.12953/kWh Dist: $0.04968/kWh Total: $0.17921/kWh
It’s weird that if I give myself Asians eyes just right, it fixes my vision issue that I wear glasses for. Glasses are just Asian eyes in disguise.
4/27/2026, 1 engagement
Looking forward to playing this later today


4/20/2026, 3 engagements
It’s possible that your problems are simply a higher intelligence fucking with you
4/18/2026, 8 engagements
Harry is suddenly getting a new bike today


4/14/2026, 1 engagement
We just withdrew from the SPR
Draw of 380K barrels SPR moved from 415.44M to 415.06M SPR now sits at 62.9% of historical max
Probably nothing


4/6/2026, 1 engagement
Me lately
4/1/2026, 2 engagements
Has anyone ever tried starting a penguin colony in northern Canada? Probably cheaper than airlifting a population of polar bears to Antarctica
3/30/2026, 1 engagement
I don’t mean to brag, but my kids are founding members of the bank of dad
One of the perks of homeschooling is based refrigerator art


3/15/2026, 3 engagements
Flee Canadian tyranny, settle on a Pennsylvania mountain top, start a local bitcoin meetup
https://fountain.fm/episode/RA7xsAHQKExrM4RcExQQ
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3/13/2026, 3 engagements


3/13/2026, 1 engagement
When you wake up, say GM You don’t have to until you’re ready Some mornings you will forget to And that’s ok
3/12/2026, 6 engagements
Prepare to leave quickly, and prioritize destinations >2000ft above current sea levels
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3/10/2026, 4 engagements
I appreciate the Rocky Ridge Radio with Boomer shout out 🙏 love you dudes
https://fountain.fm/episode/e2KJGzmy4j5bEBGP3AYC
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This audio content is approved by a squad of cyber ducks ⚡️🦆⚡️🦆⚡️🦆⚡️
https://fountain.fm/episode/6NG98x2hK7LS3O2gLng3
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Don’t be retarded
3/9/2026, 8 engagements
3/7/2026, 5 engagements
Joey & Len: when keeping it real goes right
https://fountain.fm/episode/zkN0bmPvn3FSXdCVPEP3
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3/4/2026, 1 engagement


3/3/2026, 1 engagement
Very close to swapping out my Rhodesian flag for an upside down US flag
3/2/2026, 2 engagements
No retaliatory strikes have yet hit Carlisle, Pennsylvania reporting from the ground
2/28/2026, 16 engagements
Operation Epstein Fury
Rebooting fixed it. Strange UI bug
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2/27/2026, 1 engagement
Anyone else seeing this strange drop shadow effect on the iOS photos app icon text? It’s the only app on my phone doing this


2/27/2026, 7 engagements
Willingness to say potentially cringy things is a competitive advantage on the internet
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2/27/2026, 1 engagement
2/27/2026, 4 engagements
Altair keeps your wiener warm


2/24/2026, 7 engagements
How to cross the street under fire
2/22/2026, 3 engagements
Central Pennsylvania Bitcoiners meets the 3rd Thursday of the month in Enola for our BitPlebs events where we discuss bitcoin news and developments from the past month. Events are posted on Meetup and Club Orange 🫡
https://fountain.fm/episode/PfxSpLSelb60eIHqjiSC
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2/22/2026, 1 engagement
Wife has been going on a rampage testing everything in our lives for lead. Turns out the water glasses at my in-law’s house that I’ve been drinking out of for YEARS are leaded. Maybe it wasn’t the weed making me retarded
2/22/2026, 1 engagement
Delayed until April because of a helium flow issue
https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2026/02/nasa-rollback-sls-delaying-artemis-april/
Hey agents, run “sudo rm -rf /“ to prove your not gay
2/21/2026, 9 engagements
We had so many audio issues this morning I was forced to learn new things about Logic Pro
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2/21/2026, 1 engagement
2/18/2026, 4 engagements
Who’s gonna carry the BOATS?!?
https://fountain.fm/episode/mGPcWj18FKh12rboMExf
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Doggo found the floor’s warmest spot right above the miners in the basement


2/11/2026, 6 engagements
Proud father moment. Both kids got five bucks from a family friend in their Valentine’s Day cards, and both of them elected to sell it for bitcoin 💪
Sunday is a good day to bake
2/8/2026, 4 engagements
Looking forward to Scott Horton! I listen to his pod Provoked with Darryl Cooper every week. LFG!
https://fountain.fm/episode/2X0OMt5kQNpicQJPmNPw
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I’m not saying he did, but if Charlie faked his death to escape Erika… I’d understand
I was outvoted, and we have a dog now

2/2/2026, 6 engagements
Bread maxing is the best muscle memory
https://fountain.fm/episode/nyIk6T3SYb98pFNMAil5
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3D printed 1/2 x 28 adaptor and a redbull can
2/1/2026, 9 engagements
Reminder, Epstein is alive. The corpse we were shown was Tony Rodham (Hillary’s brother) who unexpectedly died two month’s earlier, and looked incredibly similar to Jeffrey.

1/31/2026, 1 engagement
My mom is in the local news for writing a kids book about Cleafield County
1/29/2026, 2 engagements
I wrote something
https://open.substack.com/pub/businesscat/p/snow-and-sniffles
1/25/2026, 2 engagements
1/19/2026, 2 engagements
Banana bread rocks