Bitcrazy🏄🏾‍♂️

The war between defensive and offensive personal robots has begun.

That’s what said too! 😅 White hats have bills to pay worth a couple of Ms 😅🤫

Way too many. I forgot many… but according to many smart people in this space, BY A LONG MILE, they’re unanimously claiming the top scam is Blakecoin. Oh sorry. They call it shitcoin.

Saylor, the fiat maxi most respected in this space who doesn’t care to know to run a node, openly criticized BIP-110 and prefers his derivative stock of a derivative…

X is so toxic dude omg i can’t

Shout out to Gus and Anthony for being the only ones who are willing to have a conversation with Matt.

Fiat is expensive to spend today over time.

Bitcoin is expensive to stack over time.

Bitcoin is also CHEAPER to spend over time.

This looks fabulous! I’ll install.

HAH! what research was it to be done about Core? 👀

No weapons formed against me shall prosper.

A P2P marketplace where anyone, anywhere trades Bitcoin for local money — M-Pesa, bank transfer, cash in hand. No KYC, no custodian, no company in the middle. Built on Nostr for identity and chat, Fedimint for ecash, Lightning for funding.

And with v5.0 "Finish the Bond", trust itself became verifiable: anyone can lock real Bitcoin on-chain as a commitment bond and become a community-verified arbiter. Disputes settled by people with skin in the game — a UTXO anyone can check, not a support ticket.

Underneath: crash-safe locking, payout journaling, loss-proof trade history.

Your sats are recoverable at every step.

Trade money like neighbors, secured like #Bitcoin.

Android (Zapstore + GitHub) · Desktop

https://chama.community

France 🇫🇷 vs Morocco 🇲🇦? 🤣🤣🤣

After everything that happened during the African Nations Cup, I’m expecting a UFC fight at this point… (aaaand some towel stealing of course)

Ahem… My girl IsaBella is on point fellas. 😌🎯💯

Hah. I'm not even surprised that my repo has a lot of eyes on it. It's for the greater good. It's about the GREATER PURPOSE 🥂🚀.

Stay ready for

next update, it'll be insane.

🔥😌 “I spend my precious time making this money so let me spend it whenever I want and leave me alone”

-Sabina,

, #Bitcoin Nairobi Conference 2026.

Being fake has become so “cool and normalized” now it’s completely disgusting 🤢.

“I don’t know what kid growing up convincing themselves that they don’t want to be a professional athlete, a philosopher or an astronaut, to land on the moon, but instead prayed very hard to one day work in compliance and KYC people”. 🤣

Rethink DNS app on

, is actually very funny. DEAL! Please unblock that line as soon as Fable reopens (if ever). 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽

SAY LESS! 😌✨👌🏾

You want a bankiaccount and can’t get one? Here’s a #bitcoin wallet.

That’ll be my pitch from now on.

This is EXTREMELY smart. Saved. Thank you.

I'm SO glad I'm not going. Even with my free ticket. Pff 🤭

Literally how my brain went when I first understood #Bitcoin 🤯😮😳🧐

He said "You can move electricity from one place to the other without electric lines using Bitcoin mining ⛏️,? Jesus that's impressive!"

Play stupid fiat games, win STUPID FIAT PRICES. ⛽️

💨⏩From zero to Bitcoin marketplace in 30 seconds.⏩🤯

No account. No email. No KYC. No seed phrase to write down.

Watch: one link →

installed → federation joined → wallet ready → two communities loaded → SatoshiMarket open → ready to pay bills, trade sats, buy anything.

30 seconds. I timed it. You can probably do it in 15.

This is what onboarding looks like when you stop asking people to understand Bitcoin and just let them use it.

One link. One tap. You’re in.

https://satoshimarket.app ⚡🧾 #bitcoin #ecash #fedimint

Uh uuuuhhh.. 😯😱😉😁

What do we have here! Keet and

integration?! ✨

"To P2P, or not to P2P. That is the question." ❓❔🦜x🥜 #keet #fedimint #bitcoin #ecash

🚀 Hey guys! I just created a Bill Pay Feature powered by the Community.

Here's how Bill Pay works on SatoshiMarket:

1. Someone posts a bill they need paid (electricity, internet, phone, etc.) and locks their sats in escrow

2. You see the listing, check the bill details, and if you have fiat to spare — you accept the trade

3. You pay the bill using whatever method works (M-Pesa, bank transfer, Cashapp, etc.)

4. Share proof of payment in the trade

5. Both of you confirm, the sats are released to your wallet instantly

It's basically: you pay someone's bill with fiat, they pay you in Bitcoin. Everyone wins. The escrow protects both sides — nobody can cheat.

Try it out! 🧾⚡"

🤯 Escrow notes are now split client-side using Shamir Secret Sharing. The server never handles your full ecash notes. ⚡️✨🥳

NIP-44 encryption coming soon for full cryptographic non-custody.

I wish you a very productive Sunday.

🟠🔐 What if you could trade with anyone on earth — and never worry about getting scammed?

Introducing Satoshi Market — the first Bitcoin-native escrow system built on Multisig 2-of-3, powered by the

Community.

Here's how it works:

🔑 You hold a key 🔑 The other party holds a key 🔑 A trusted Fedi community member holds the third

Funds move only when 2 of 3 agree. No single person can steal. No corporation controls your money. No centralized platform deciding who gets paid.
This is what trustless peer-to-peer commerce actually looks like.

🧠 If you're new to Bitcoin — this means you can buy, sell, or trade with a complete stranger and your money is locked and protected until both sides are happy. Think of it like an escrow agent, except there's no bank, no company, and no one can run off with your funds.

⚡ If you're a Bitcoin OG — you already know how powerful multisig is. Now imagine it as a service layer anyone can use for any peer-to-peer trade. We just made it dead simple.

🫂 If you're in a Fedi community — YOUR community is the trust layer. Your reputation, your people, your keys. This is community-powered commerce and it's never been done like this before.

This isn't a marketplace (yet 👀). This is the foundation — the engine of trust that makes every future peer-to-peer transaction possible.

Marketplace coming soon. But the escrow? It's live. Right now.

🔗 satoshimarket.app

Have you ever seen anything like this? Be honest 👇

#Bitcoin #Multisig #Escrow #Fedi #Fedimint #PeerToPeer #TrustlessCommerce #SatoshiMarket #CircularEconomy #BuildOnBitcoin

THIS HIT HOME FOR ME!

https://fountain.fm/episode/u3IM02oGWXhPNQRDKkcC

A lot of people know very well how to do their job. However they never thought about doing their job, ON THEMSELVES.

Let's say you're excellent at Payroll. You can pay other people, but in no way shape or form, you'll automatically know how to pay yourself. Strange isn't it?

That was a fantastic movie! I watched it as well. My wife quit on it midway when she saw the zombies… 😌

🗓️ Tomorrow is Monday. I need to review my approach to managing my schedule.

My time and energy is precious and I need to value it more.😌

to me, is literally a private 🔑 with an invisible passphrase, except the passphrase is …your Federated Community.

Only you, control the unique access to your Federated Community: the passphrase that you don’t need to save anywhere.

This game is crazy.

Congratulations to Nigeria 🇳🇬 for the 3rd place at the CAN! ⚽️🍾🎉🎈

Let's be real: If you love fiat money, ANY Bitcoin wallet is absolutely useless to you right now.

BUT if you love FREEDOM MONEY ⛓️‍💥,

will accompany you in your journey very nicely.

Incoming video about

Chat Features! 🤗

I have never felt so proud of myself. Ever.

Happy Genesis Block Day you crazy anarchists! 🎉

That's facts right there. 💯✅

Seemingly , a much better version of "PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT" we've been hearing all throughout 2025. 👀📢

Translation: "Starting tomorrow, anyone would be even more empowered to build their own SBR using Fedi" ⛓️‍💥💥

Story of my life, I literally live like this. Funny how nobody talks about this. I appreciate this!!

, La SuperApp décentralisée est arrivée ! Découvrons ensemble, de quoi il s'agit exactement, en français: [visible parfaitement sur mobile!📲 ]

I'm thinking about posting on Nostr only, for added privacy around explaining the Fedi app to everyone.

If you don't know anything about

, here's a recap of the latest version to date, and why you should download it for yourself and join a community:

officially Orange Pilled me on the highest level. I'm taking full agency of my mind now. Thank you, message received.

Hey folks, I've noticed that when I talk about

to friends and family, they have no idea how to find it on the App Store or Play Store. So I went ahead and created this video to explain how to download the nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7cnjvghxjme0qyt8wumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgtcqyrsrelsprkq5yjakpgfwn6cvkryudzxrgufvx72vqafwquvtx600yfg3uh5 app!

Here's the video: https://v.nostr.build/UIJRluQD1dAWllWy.mp4

GM folks!

I just realized that

"Stable Balance" allows you or anyone else, to literally be your own bank on steroids.

Fedi is a super app for real. More to come soon, video demos, guides, and EZ explanations and much much more!

https://i.nostr.build/zB1f6lrEUfZFM8OS.jpg https://i.nostr.build/SPjirrXOVbI1mOIJ.jpg

Watch this, if you, like me, is still dreaming about escaping the slavery system. Simple. You might as well hit the follow button while you're at it. 🦾

I need to spend more time here. Gosh I forgot how good it makes me feel.