Bittr 🐷💰

Why is this so true?

Bitcoin right now

Bittr stays Bitcoin-only.

True?

16 years ago.

Happy Bitcoin Pizza day fellow Bitcoiners! 🧡🍕

Fiat is such a scam

GM

🔥🤝🏻🧡

Was bedeutet das 999-CHF-Limit bei Bittr?

TL;DR:

• Selbst monatliche Käufe können das Limit überschreiten, besonders rund um Februar und März.
• Das 999-CHF-Limit bei Bittr gilt auf rollierender 30-Tage-Basis, nicht pro Kalendermonat.

🎓 A university project in 2017 🇳🇱 Starting 2018 in the Netherlands 🚫 Shutting down in 2020 💪 Not giving up 🇨🇭 Moving to Switzerland to bring Bittr back in 2021 🎯 Still the same mission: Make stacking sats easy

Bittr is small but a true Bitcoiner project

Bittr Whales ist das Stacking-Programm für Wale mit schnellem Onboarding 👇🏻

🐋 Kauf über 999 CHF/€ pro 30 Tage 🔐 Self-custodial 💸 Niedrigere Gebühren bei größeren Käufen (33% weniger ab 50.000 CHF) ⏱ Prüfung dauert meist ein paar Stunden bis maximal 1 Werktag.

Bittr Whales: Stack sats ohne Limits und leg direkt los unter

https://whales.getbittr.com

Alle ausführlichen Infos hier: https://getbittr.com/blog/bittr-whales-sats-stacken-ohne-limits

GM ☕️

Quick heads-up: the 999 CHF/€ limit is calculated over rolling 30 days, not the calendar month. New blog post explains what that means 👇🏻

https://getbittr.com/blog/what-does-the-30-day-limit-at-bittr-mean

GM

Bitcoin only.

Sorry, we're Bitcoin only 👊🏻

Did you know that Bittr’s 999 CHF limit applies to a rolling 30-day window, NOT PER CALENDAR MONTH. That means we always look back 30 days from ‘today’.

Monthly DCAs can exceed the limit in one case: If you buy on Feb 1 and again on Mar 1, those purchases are only 28 days apart and could exceed the limit. Just FYI 😉

We finally published the Bittr App 🎉

👉🏻 iOS (TestFlight) for now. 👉🏻 Self-custodial and open source. 👉🏻 Buy with IBAN + email (KYC-light up to 999 CHF/€ / 30 days), 👉🏻 Send & receive on-chain or Lightning, 👉🏻 Swap on-chain ↔ Lightning in seconds with Boltz exchange in the background

How it works and how you can use it already today

👉🏻 https://getbittr.com/blog/the-bittr-app-is-here

I'm a simple pleb

This is Bittr Whales! A stacking program with a quick onboarding process 👇🏻

🐋 Buy above 999 CHF/€ per 30 days 🔐 Self-custodial model stays the same 💸 Lower fees for larger volumes (33% less from 50,000 CHF) ⏱ Review usually takes a few hours up to 1 business day. https://blossom.primal.net/6434468401153fe35b4c2cfea657ac86aad4f9c0b4fb1395d4ff4b9e3918224e.png

Bittr Whales: Stack sats without limits and get started at

https://whales.getbittr.com

https://getbittr.com/blog/bittr-whales-stack-sats-without-limits

CARF, DAC8, tax reporting: What do the new rules mean for Bittr?

We just published a post that breaks down what the new regulation framework means and how it affects us.

TLDR: 🇪🇺 EU: data collection started on January 1st, 2026, but the first reporting/exchange is expected from 2027.

🇨🇭 Switzerland: CARF is expected at the earliest from 2027.

🐷💰 For Bittr in 2026: no automatic tax reporting, and the KYC-light model (up to 999 CHF/€ per 30 days) stays.

Full blog post below here ✌️

https://getbittr.com/blog/carf-dac8-what-do-the-regulations-mean-for-bitcoin-buyers-in-the-eu-and-switzerland

You can’t print energy. You can’t print time. You can’t print Bitcoin.

I’ve been digging into Bitaxe lately.

The odds with a typical Bitaxe (~1.3 TH/s) to find a block and get 3.125 Bitcoin:

per day: ~1 in 3.2 million per month: ~1 in 107,000 per year: ~1 in 8,800

😅 Tiny chances… but not zero (already happened before).

If you're considering getting a Bitaxe I've written a little blogpost that includes everything you need to know ✌️

https://getbittr.com/blog/what-is-a-bitaxe

Bittr has now implemented BIP322, the new message signing standard

Hey fellow Bitcoiners! I played around with the new BIP322 and implemented it on bittr! As far as I know, the only wallet it works with is Sparrow wallet and Phantom, does anyone here know another wallet that has it implemented?

Read everything about it:

https://getbittr.com/blog/bittr-now-supports-taproot-addresses

The fully self-custodial Bittr Lightning app is out!⚡

We’ve just launched the first version, and we’d love your help making it better.

You can buy, swap, receive, and send. All in one place.

Want to be among the first iOS testers?

Yes, we've built a Lightning App. Fully self custodial.

Want to be one of the first testers? Let me know and I'll send you the link (iOS only) ⚡️

GM ☕️

GM ☕️

The Bitcoin Whitepaper turns 17 this Friday 🥳

We’ve put together a short summary of what it is, when it was published and why it’s worth celebrating if you're a Bitcoiner. 🙌🏻 Find it in the latest Bittr Academy article.

https://getbittr.com/bittr-academy/bitcoin-fundamentals/what-is-bitcoin-whitepaper-day

GM ☕️

Do you know what's better than buying Bitcoin?

Buying Bitcoin into your own Wallet.

Klassiker

🇺🇸 Thank you, Satoshi 🇩🇪 Danke, Satoshi 🇧🇷 Obrigado, Satoshi 🇪🇸 Gracias, Satoshi 🇫🇷 Merci, Satoshi 🇮🇹 Grazie, Satoshi 🇳🇱 Dank je, Satoshi 🇵🇱 Dziękuję, Satoshi 🇹🇷 Teşekkürler, Satoshi 🇸🇦 شكراً يا ساتوشي 🇮🇱 תודה, סאטושי 🇯🇵 ありがとう、サトシ 🇰🇷 고마워, 사토시 🇨🇳 谢谢你，中本聪 🇷🇺 Спасибо, Сатоши

Which one is missing?

GM

I wanted a Dip 🥲

When will we see a new ATH? 👀

GM 🐄

He is so deep into Bitcoin, his name is a Bitcoin address

Announcement!

Bittr keeps planning on not adding shitcoins.

👀 "Wait… how much did I already stack this month?"

We heard you. You can now see your 30-day volume and when your limit resets – directly in your Bittr dashboard.💪🏻

Bitcoin is not for your first name. It's for your last name.

Stack Sats, not teeth.

Works for sure

Bitbox XPub Support is live! 🎉

See how you can stack sats directly on a new address with every purchase - fully automated! 🔥

Sell for what?

GM ☕️

Bitcoin to the plebs 🧡

Bitcoin CEO announces price increase due to market realities!

"We held off as long as we could, but the numbers just don’t lie,” the CEO stated.

Bitcoin was created to make the world a better place.

Shitcoins are created to make creators rich.