Mr⚡2MB 🐇🏴‍☠️

Pixel Fold owners too

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As if any Westerner knows what the word means

Anyone who can effectively stand against the US and its zionist regime is immediately labeled a terrorist.

Westerner's sphincters are allergic to water somehow.

Don Pedo is the US President

He's also an interior decorator

US politics is the new SNL

The world needs to boycott the US and its people.

If you're not sitting at the table then you're on the menu

Batista being a dick

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#Bitcoin doesn't belong in exchanges

Get it out

Now

Before AI discovers a vulnerability there and your stash gets stolen

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The Shitposter of The Memes™

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Same

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Thirst for yours

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More cat pics/vids less pineapple on pizza pls.

Thanks & gm

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What's the matter? Cow got your tongue?

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Suicide entertainer

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Tarot cards are just Pokémon for gypsies

About Chopsticks 🍜👇

Living in China for years, I was eating breakfast, lunch and dinner using chopsticks on a daily basis (I was always proficient in using them starting at an early age thanks to my elder brother).

This made me realize that certain foods are more fun to eat (and more efficient) using chopsticks.

Now I find it difficult not to use chopsticks when eating all types of noodles, pasta and salads (ravioli needs higher proficiency use).

Eating a salad with a fork, for example, requires a lot of randomish stabbings, while using chopsticks allows you to fine tune what you pick up off the salad. A piece of lettuce here, a piece of cucumber there, a tomato in between and so forth.

Of course, some foods, in my opinion, can absolutely not be eaten with chopsticks. These include food like steaks and biryani (Basmati rice is not sticky for one thing).

However, I do take it too far and only eat chicken wings with chopsticks. I sometimes use chopsticks to try and roll a pizza slice but this is not fun and highly inefficient!

Chopsticks work best with food in a bowl as opposed to flat plates.

Good morning

He's dead serious

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Hearing aids will not help and neither will talking clearly

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De l'eau

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I don't want a cake cake it is

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Back in the Middle Ages

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Cracking nuts usually leads to the invention of the Large Hadron Collider

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Some people just don't appreciate friendships

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I saw that

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Did you know numbnuts has a "b" in it? Not many people know that

Color me impressed

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And then we'd share them with one person only on dialup

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