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"Maybe the movie is different because you were in the 1000s and we are in the 2000s now"

The 1000s!! 😭

"Maybe someone should tell Trump to stop the war because this isn't good."

"you remove all the book words and put them in your book? that's weird"

kids have a way with words, never heard ebooks described like this.

"How can they fight in the snow?" "Who's they?" "Ukraine and Russia of course, do they use snowballs? A snowball machine??"

"kids don't just mess around, they have important things to do... like play!"

Great panel!

I told my son he gave me a hard time today and he said "I just gave you some attitude so I know you're focusing on me"

My dad just saw this Moomin cookie box and with all confidence said oh yeah that's Snoopy Snoopy-doo! 😭

just went grocery shopping after being away for a month and a bit, and the inflation is unreal. prices of some food stuff have doubled and then most have increased by at least 20-40%. am I missing something??

Told my son I love him and got "yes, true" as a response 🤖

"Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur" (The world wants to be deceived, so let it be deceived)

one day I'll figure out how to install a latin dictionary on my Kindle

"What happens when the humans go? Can all the humans die? Can that happen? long pause Can God die?"

"No"

"So he's a robot???"

every time a flight attendant tells me that my child should be sitting with their seatbelt fastened, I tell them to tell my child directly and it works way better than when I do it 😅

Who's going to bitcoinmena in Abu Dhabi? 👀

one day i will orange pill someone

the babysitter is recommending one of my kids does a parasite cleanse, what do you guys think? I haven't read much about it, not sure if it's worth it

Found in the wild,

somewhere near Praia Formosa

Taking a spoon of my son's ice cream and telling him it's taxes his response was "stealing people things is taxes???!"

Kids understand private property rights better than most people.

my son after tasting lunch that I've made, "not bad, really it's not bad" he's trying to convince me not bad = really good.

stay humble🫠

I formally apologize to every graphic designer I have ever worked with, it does take a long to design...........

two year old is currently "eating" a rock, a rock he picked up from the ground. can a rock be a choking hazard if it's too big to swallow??

EMF exposure from household devices is at most 0.2 µT and for a few minutes at most, way below what you're saying. And if I found the study you're referring to from the 80s it was done on a very small sample and it had inconsistent results. More recent studies were done on a larger sample that confirmed there was no effect on melatonin specifically: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3553569/ and https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4130204/ and many more.

But I can see how fear mongering is a strategy to grab attention and build repertoire even when it can easily be disproved.

The things my 2 year old had a tantrum over today: olives and brushing his teeth. He ate olives with the pit and by the third one I intervened and removed the pit and all hell broke loose (my bad). And after lunch he wanted to brush his teeth IMMEDIATELY and had a meltdown when I didn't bring the toothbrush and the toothpaste IMMEDIATELY!!

I looked it up because it feels like a growth spurt and turns out there’s a “half-year storm” around 2 and a half, when emotional complexity starts to develop so basically big feelings vs tiny human 🥹

Anyway, all is good now. Key is to be present and comfort.

some light reading with the boys this morning 📚😅

trying to find a recent photo I can use for a headshot where I don't have a baby or a bump is almost impossible

only on nostr would you hear about "algo bros" 😂

it's a shame adobe illustrator and photoshop don't have a version for Linux users, they don't even have to keep it open-source or free - just available!

the idea of having to use windows... 🤬😵🫠

My son asked me "how many blockchains are in 1 bitcoin?" which naturally lead to a discussion about block rewards and halving cycles. I learned that currently the block reward is 3.125 btc.

Little did I know he was talking about this "blockchain":

“Everything they teach in school can be learned outside of it — but the things that truly matter can only be learned outside of it.“

Love this quote from Sylvia's

newsletter.

It's officially spring in Saudi 🪻

"how does the doctor know my name? who told him that?"

son is learning about kyc already and is not happy about it

when the label says "no sugar added" and "made with 100% butter" but you take a closer look at the ingredients and it contains "fructose syrup" which is essentially a highly processed sweetener that is worse than normal sugar

haven't socialized with normies in a while, this will be interesting... 🤔

my child was upset about something he did and when I pointed out how his actions hurt someone, he got mad and now keeps saying, "you changed my world, put back my world now!!!" and that is the cutest and most heartbreaking phrasing I've ever heard😭🥹💔

set this up so I can make lunch, would recommend however as is the case in our house, markers always end up on the walls 🖌️🎨

love when i run errands with the kids, our first stop is any establishment with a bathroom

self-checkout 🤝 children

"I don't like meetings for mama. Now mama and baba are mixed up, mama and baba are separate! What can I do now??"

My eldest son is really not happy with me working even though it doesn't affect him in the slightest 😅

my son has been calling me "little mama" for a while now so today I asked him why? I'm not little and now he's calling me "big mama" 😭

I finally found my childhood books, had to go through baba's library and eventually found them demoted to a box (to make space for his books obviously). I can't wait to read these again with my kid 😍📚

I was reading to my six year old and in the story it was talking about kids going into school and obeying orders. "what's obey orders mean?" "it means listening to someone tell you what to do" "oh, that's not good"

#unschooling

day in the life of a 2-year-old: he spilled buttermilk while drinking and cried about it, poured out the soap in a bubble wand trying to blow bubbles and got mad (at who??), nearly faceplanted at dinner then got mad at me for warning him, and is now sprinting around in a backpack, covered in bits of spaghetti.

tiny anarchist. not for the faint of heart.

Bitcoin Beef Bits, local Finnish beef hash-dried (using miners). The reindeer tallow mayo is a must try!

first stop, btchel-hub

#btchel #helsinki #btchel2025

"I'm building an alliance house so my enemies can't find me"

"I'm thinking now, don't disturb me"

We're watching

episode with Mother Teresa and the baby keeps pointing at her saying "baba" 😭

my son is more motivated to hodl satoshis than fiat ₿

great night at satoshi house dubai 🧡

"put your hair down, you're not cooking"

"I love a crumbled egg" my son referring to scrambled eggs 😭

"how many money do I have to buy 9 bitcoin??"

trying to explain to my toddler how humans are free beings, and now he keeps asking "what's a free bean???"