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Buying this next paycheck I guess

🤏 💊 :02_eat: <--- she is taking her daily microplastic supplement

really love it when every time I decide to be productive at work, someone interrupts me to quiz me about something I did last week and it turns out to be something they could have figured out in 30 seconds, but now we're 15 minutes into a zoom meeting with management and they won't shut up and let me move on

JOE BIDEN HOES RIDIN

Boob morning friendiverse

The Pillar of Autumn activated the Cole Protocol so that the Covenant wouldn't get Admiral Epstein's flight logs (they implicated Halsey)

Played 10 minutes of Beyond Citadel before work this morning and it's amazing. I liked that reloading in Citadel had its own mechanics to it and this is even better. I'm drooling over the game having 3 separate keys to reload. I love this. The music in Citadel was eerie, atmospheric and neat and in Beyond it's even better.

Beat The Citadel. Good game. I only went up to medium difficulty and that was enough for me. I haven't had this much fun with a shooter game since Halo 1.

Yeah real

riding on the Chicago L train with a bluetooth speaker blasting Amelia Watson rapping "Fox In Socks" so loud her voice makes the train car shake

If you wouldn't let her hold it while you piss do you really love her?

lmfao you should watch today's Financial Audit episode, mulattess who does ""social media consulting"" and charges people to read them their zodiac chart and tarot and she isn't good at either.

If Pekora were president she would probably bomb the Middle East, but she would do it in a really funny way so I wouldn't be opposed to it.

How to win any argument: draw your opponent pregnant

holy shit

My wife likes having scented candles in the house but is afraid of our cats knocking them over. I have decided to try and get a lantern-looking enclosed candle holder for her for Mother's Day.

you're kind of crafty, do you have any recommendations for where to look? I'm getting a lot of garbage that's only designed for battery candles instead of real ones.

I can't be the only one who uses my penis as a ruler sometimes, right?

amazing post, I forgot about this one

Blumpf tariffs are gonna KILL crunchyroll and bollywood let's fucking go

Liacons with Lia

https://nitter.poast.org/RunieRuse/status/1918864914740850851#m

UOH

I need to pay Chikafuji Lisa to sing "Jesus Freak" by DC Talk

Thinking about the couple on 90 Day Fiance where the girl was a fat fujoshi from Idaho who wanted to marry an anime demon prince, and the guy was a chink who went Kenichi Smith mode and wanted to be a cowboy and shoot revolvers and he taught himself English by watching John Wayne movies.

As goofy as it sounds, they were one of the few couples from that show who actually fell in love with each other, got married, ended up happy and are still together. Very wholesome.

Sorry guys. I don't actually hate women.

Oh no I'm watching Smugalana and having fun

Mayling, I don't dislike seeing your ass but damn, can you please stop giving me all purples and blues in this gacha?

how do I contact russian vtubers and request they sing Vitas 7th Element for me because it would be funny if they did