🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit

Elon Musk is like "I can't make an iron man suit yet, but here's a car that kills whoever drives it"

If you see Santa in your living room at 2 o'clock at night on Halloween, run

Is it ok to call yourself a chemist if you only understand the general vibes of chemistry?

Gonna make a gaming-related video but add political statements in the middle to piss people off

If you buy stonks or shit like that where KYC is required, you should probably invest in SimpleX

Someday there might be a community fork that lets you run SimpleX using a Nintendo 64

What are you doing to make sure nobody crashes a flying Tesla into your bedroom?

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Butter dog

The longer retro-crypto goes with zero recognition from anyone with much audience, the more evidence I have that me designing it makes me infinitely more trustworthy than anyone with much audience, and that our communication infrastructure is fundamentally broken / rigged to favor the authorities

Miley Cyrus is kinda based

Sometimes when you try to feed a crow, seagulls show up and chase it away to take all the food. Obnoxious

It's been a week since I opened my laptop and it's starting to tempt me because I have nostr clients there other than slow af Primal

How long has it been since

gaslit me and muted me for talking about how nostr needs better hashtag filters?

Like 2 years?

And we still don't have basic fucking spam filters for hashtags

Retro-Crypto has still gotten 0 coverage from any media outlets

I have solid proof I'm a more reliable source of info than any newspaper, podcaster, etc.

Nostr still doesn't have a good Letterboxd alternative.

Letterboxd itself is being sold, and there will be a bid to take it under community ownership by an investment group selling shares on Wefunder.

We could all buy shares and vote for nostr integration. I've enrolled as an investor myself. #grownostr

A wild skunk was just scratching on the door frantically and making squeaky noises. I'm shocked and shooken.

I collected myself enough to open the door in case something needed help dealing with a predator, but only saw the skunk.

If it does that again, it better not be when I'm sleeping

Have the Houthis ever targeted a based country?

Steve Jobs studied the blade and always kept throwing knives in his sleeves. That's what the turtleneck was for

I offer a warm welcome to any Palestinians joining nostr in light of Instagram deleting the profile of journalist Anas Al Sharif, a victim of Israeli murder. #grownostr #freepalestine

In his haste to determine whether he was a sleeping butterfly dreaming of being a human, he became what he feared most, a sleeping human dreaming of being a butterfly

Notice: GigaStar is a scam. Collects KYC details then rejects you from opening an account, just so that they can sell your credentials on the black market, or use them to commit identity theft directly

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but the Israeli are trying to take that from you

Deepseek chat bot is kinda based tbh

I asked it if it's based and it basically said that's up to human judgment it can't answer because "based" doesn't have any concrete meaning aside from how it feels

Feeling better enough to use my phone. I usually post from my laptop which I still don't feel like using, but I think I might be back fully by tomorrow.

(3rd attempt to post this using Primal)

Am sick. Not gonna post much for now

Anyone that supports a state-sanctioned death penalty is a remorseless murderer who, by their own logic, deserves it themselves.

Reminder: there are a lot of multi-subreddit moderators on reddit that have connections to the Epstein gang

YouTube complainers have rumors that PewDiePie will make a YouTube alternative. I don't think he's serious enough to give it enough decentralization to actually be any better than YouTube.

Remember when

said they'd make a YouTube alternative, it never happened, and they never even finished fixing webm support in their regular app?

Retards are literally restricting e-bikes more than cars in some places

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood predicted data centers

Went to pet neighbor's cat in the yard. Saw a bird next to her, face down on the ground with its leg sticking out, still breathing.

Got the cat away from it and put it in an empty cracker box with some paper towels. Left it in the front seat of the car so it could have peace and quiet while I went to call the bird hotline.

Went to check on it 5 or 10 minutes later, it was nowhere to be seen. After a few minutes of searching, I opened one of the back doors and saw it resting on the door handle, then it flew away.

The guy that spent years making a sandwich completely from scratch could probably take over the world