Snorkel

Wow. We should have bought two @TheLeatherMint @saifedean.

One unopened and one for reading. We’ll leave it unopened until our next sale using bitcoin is the medium of exchange. Bitcoin is money people. In fact the best money. Read about it. https://academy.saifedean.com/product/the-bitcoin-standard-leather-bound-edition-by-leathermint/

Snorkel has been around since 1979 and we often feel as if we’re living a pre-internet life selling and building hot tubs. Customers write checks, call us and even send us postal mail. And we write back of course.

It’s all very appropriate given our starring role in the Hot Tub Time Machine movie where the characters get stuck in the 80s. Give us a call, stop by in person or even use the internet to check us out - https://www.snorkel.com

If you’re getting your cedar hot tub from China. Or buying it from a Chinese importer. Expect big delays and big problems. We field calls all day with frustrated customers who were lured in by a really low price and looking for help. Woodworking imprecision on milling and cuts as well as poor quality control leads to a really bad experience. Buy from a us. Or a competitor in the USA or Canada if you’re across the border.

Yes. You can have an all cedar wooden hot tub - free of plastic. And build it yourself. And pay in bitcoin. You can be completely off the grid with no electricity needed in a wood fired Snorkel. Or go electric and heat your hot tub with bitcoin mining. What ever the set up we have solutions for you. Https://Snorkel.com or https://hashtub.snorkel.com

At Snorkel we have DIY customers that do everything themselves and architects that include https://snorkel.com hot tubs as part of a big house or back yard plan for their customers. Your retreat can be as simple or elaborate as you want. Can’t wait for the final photos on this one. Snorkel, sauna, outdoor shower and deck. Spend all day there or find a 15 minute break sometime in the day.

We make all cedar hot tubs with various diameters as small as 3’ and as large as 8’. The floors are made as two halves. But each half is uniquely paired by the circular cut - so the wood workers name them so we don’t mix them up. And each batch gets a theme. This week’s theme is classic Nintendo video games. What theme should be next? Https://www.Snorkel.com

At Snorkel you can

1. Pay for your hot tub with Bitcoin.
2. Heat your hot tub with Bitcoin.
3. Invite friends over for steaks and Orange pill them in your bitcoin heated hot tub.

Yes this is real. Ask us questions.

Check it out in person

Details at https://Hashtub.snorkel.com any size tub you want.

Some mining experience is helpful

Headed to Calgary for the sat market this weekend. Anyone gonna be there? Stop by the booth and learn about Snorkel and the https://hashtub.snorkel.com

What an honor!

blogs are a massive part of our orange pilling. LFG!!!

“The heat from your computer is not wasted if you need to heat your home. If you're using electric heat where you live, then your computer's heat isn't a waste.” - Satoshi Nakamoto

Heat your hot tub with a Bitcoin miner and orange pill your normie friends in the process. https://hashtub.snorkel.com

Sign up for a design conversation about how the hashtub works and whether it’ll work for you. Experience in bitcoin mining is helpful. Be a heat punk. Soak in some sats.

Snorkel hot tubs are typically assembled on site piece by piece. In 2018 a Snorkel was installed in a treehouse as part of the Treehouse Masters tv show. So whether a Brooklyn rooftop, a deck or a treehouse a Snorkel hot tub can fit anywhere with diameters from 4’ to 8’. Http://www.snorkel.com for details.

If you want a hot tub that is 100% free of plastic, choose a Snorkel wood fired tub. The wood that surrounds you is western red cedar. Our aluminum submersible wood stove heats hot tub like this at 30F/hr. The snorkel is the air slot that pulls the air under the water to burn the wood clean at 1000 F and out the chimney. Damper and air intake control keeps you in control. No plastic and simple. Customers sometimes get 40 years out of their set up. Snorkel.com for details.

Fun fact. 90% of our customers build their own barrel. We give every hot tub a white rubber mallet to pound the wood together and tight. This means our hot tubs end up in hard to get to spots - like waterfronts and roof tops. And you get to be a cooper as a bonus. We’ve done the hardest parts for you.

Sunset in a Snorkel is a great end to the day

Check it out and spend some sats. Hashtub in the house!

Maybe this next

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Would be cool to bring two. Wood fired on a flatbed. Hashtub on a trailer. Caveman heat x Heatpunk. Find us a parking lot, water and some power. Who wants to co-sponsor?

Another great conference! Met so many bitcoiners talking tubs and most importantly about the https://Hashtub.snorkel.com. Yes you can heat your hot tub with hashrate! No better way to orange pill your friends than soaking in sats and swimming in sound money. Maybe next year we can fill a tub!

thanks

for making the Hashtub possible. Hashrate is coming home. #heatpunk.

UPDATE!! We are headed to Vegas to bring a Hashtub to the floor! The offer still stands - buy the floor tub (6’ diameter) and get 20% off an entire hot tub package. As usual it’s your choice of heat - wood fired, electric, gas or be a HEATPUNK and get the https://Hashtub.snorkel.com with bitcoin mining heat from

If you buy it before the conference you’ll also receive 2 pro passes to the Las Vegas Conference. April 27-29.

See y’all in Vegas!

Thanks

for installing the first one at

Thanks

for making this happen!

“That’s a nice hot tub too!!” “It’s era full blown real hot tub. We’ll hang out in it during the day and take a quick dip”
YESSS!!!

#heatpunk

You could have one too at your house or space. https://Hashtub.snorkel.com

Listen link:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/34JJPcVGjCVWwUdwy1fjTa?si=Nsf2n8ltTUy_Yn26JfMchQ&pi=OPV4VcN6R2WQe&t=140

One more awesome update here. The Bitcoin Conference is letting us offer two pro passes to the conference with the purchase. And Snorkel will increase the discount as we really would like to see a Hashtub at the conference. 25% off a Snorkel Hot tub package for a 6’ diameter tub. Can be any heat source. Pre-purchase required and need to accept delivery after show. Our packages range from 7k to 15k. Please share and help bring the Hashtub to Vegas.

Attention everyone! The Bitcoin Conference in Vegas would like to have our Hashtub on the floor. Https://Hashtub.snorkel.com. However we need a customer for the tub on the floor in Vegas. We don’t have room to ship it back to Seattle and store it.

So if you’re interested in a cedar hot tub take advantage - DMs open. We’re offering 20% off for a customer that wants this Snorkel tub. The tub would remain dry at the conference. It would be a 6’ diameter tub and could be configured with the heat source of your choice (wood fired, electric, gas or bitcoin). Yes you can pay in bitcoin.

Snorkel Hot Tubs look fantastic when you let them go grey!

Check this out from our photo archive. Customers love putting a unique spin on their Snorkel installs. We’re going to need to replicate this.

Orange pill your normie friends in a bitcoin heated hot tub 🔥⚡️🔥Hashtub.snorkel.com

Fun fact. An assembled Snorkel tub can just be rolled into place on your property. Watch out for any hills though.

Hot tubs > Netflix

Haha. Yes! Stop by and check it out at THE SPACE in Denver!

Had a visit with our stove welder today. Turns out he’s also a bitcoiner and used to heat his shop with bitcoin mining before he moved. Amazing to find a heatpunk in your supply chain. Can’t wait to pay him in bitcoin.

Who wants to kickstart this Bitcoin supply chain? Hashtub.snorkel.com www.snorkel.com or www.takemysats.com/snorkel for a DIY hot tub starter kit. Add our stove to a stock tank and you’re ready to go without much further effort

The color variety in Western Red Cedar never gets old. Every tub at Snorkel is 100% WRC.

Here are all the tub sizes we make from a 3’ diameter cold plunge to an 8’ diameter party tub. Pick your diameter. Pick your depth. Pick your heat source. Everything is custom to your home, space and hosting plans. For any home we’ll create a solution for you that looks fantastic. Shop Snorkel.com for details.

The first time filling and heating a Snorkel tub is amazing. Especially with a wood fire heating it.

At the bitcoin 2025 conference Snorkel was asked 100+ times if our hot tub was bitcoin heated. The answer is now YES!! thanks to @HashrateHouse Sign up at hashtub.snorkel.com

Thanks!

That was a helluva conference

Mind blown several times. Deep conversations. New knowledge acquired. Thanks for the innovation award!

really outdid himself on the heat system and I’m so happy everyone enjoyed the tub all summit. Just amazing!

feel free to sign up with interest hashtub.snorkel.com

Let’s get this party started!

Opening up an entry level job. Work would be in Seattle. WA. If you know anyone early in their career and hungry - pass it along if you can. College degree not required. Ideally some experience in trades. Role would be learning from experienced employees in the shop. Responsibilities and wages would grow with Snorkel’s growth. Health care and retirement benefits. https://www.indeed.com/job/woodshop-worker-75a92bbeb43ec84c

Just get started and figure the rest out later. Amazing how it can work that way.

Thanks

for helping bring a Bitcoin heated hot tub to life! Install complete for the Heat Punk Summit next week. Hashing and heating tonight.

Thanks for the podcast guys!

Great progress today on our hashtub for the heatpunk summit. Thanks!

Install next week in Denver.

Hey Apple. When I type sats it’s not a typo. I didn’t mean days or says. Sats are the standard! Time to update your dictionary.

One of my favorite things about Snorkel is the cool people we meet and customers we have. We produce a small volume of scrap. A local artist was rummaging thru the scrap bin. I gave him some better pieces and he came back with some art in exchange. He does large format murals primarily but it is nice to see him embrace the small stuff as gifts.

Four years ago I orange pilled someone. Now he’s creating custom bitcoin mining art for fun, heating a garage with s19s and stacking every week. What an epic journey!

Awesome!

Merry Christmas! Celebrating w some Peony Lane. Thanks

what an amazing wine!

What a week! A week ago we started on nostr with the

app. After an incredibly warm welcome it was apparent that nostrland was different. Small companies can make strong connections w bitcoiners and grow a passionate follower and list.

Then

opened an sats based ecommerce store and started posting updates - several times a day. He’s has already added features based on my requests and ideas. It took me 3-4 days to get a store going for a limited selection of stuff. Some of the items I posted aren’t even available on snorkel.com.

Check it out at www.takemysats.com/snorkel

I’ll add more products as I learn and see how the response goes. Also please signup for the bitcoin heated hot tub waitlist if you’re interested.

is cranking on the final heat exchange design and mining rig specs.

Massive congrats to nostr:nprofile1qqs2zqnq524z7zfdsh3vpwpwjh4vt7xxp6sec68y3xr3ndvve23ru0spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3e82efwvdhk6qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqyh87vx on quickly building a bitcoin based ecommerce platform. If you own a business - I hope you sign up too. Let’s see where this goes towards making Bitcoin ecommerce the first option for buyers and sellers.

Thanks all!!

Looks amazing! And a great onboarding to the Nostr 🔄 Bitcoin economy