2x Pimpy 3x Bape


10/31/2026, 2 engagements
Shit broken? Check @[email protected]
Felon on bass Hoarse on mic
YOU CANNOT READ MY POSTS, THEY ARE TOO HIGH IQ FOR YOU I'VE WRITTEN THEM FOR OTHERS TO READ AND LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE
2x Pimpy 3x Bape


10/31/2026, 2 engagements
I miss forums
Who decided "broken touchscreen" was the proper wallpaper to launch the first touchscreen Mac lmao


10/28/2026, 1 engagement
schizo burned down the Eagle's Nest :(




10/23/2026, 2 engagements
No Patjeet, 4 is not a cryptographically secure private key -raises hand- 111 is not a cryptographically secure private key either -lowers hand-
10/23/2026, 2 engagements


10/23/2026, 1 engagement
No refunds


Just once I wanna meet someone who genuinely believes they won the aldi meat lottery


10/13/2026, 1 engagement
Just got 6 pounds of chorizo for 3 dollars, had to do a double take at the price
The animal


10/9/2026, 5 engagements
If I was single again I'd get a weiner dog and feed it table scraps and then be like hey baby wanna see my fat weiner to all the tinder babes


10/6/2026, 1 engagement


9/27/2026, 1 engagement
Got the news that I didn't get the job after lunch, by close of business the boys had me enough money to get me through the next 2 months for some stuff they wanted, and solid leads on some under the table work thatll probably flesh out in the next week or two.
The plan is to debtmax and abandon, should give me enough time to sell the truck that the bank still owns and will get me down to a required hourly that'll be a lot easier to meet in this economy
The next 7 years of planning are out the window, but I'll survive and our day to day lifestyle shouldn't change a bit.
The people who surround you are your safety net, never take them for granted
Poast finally fixed the fence and most of the niggercattle don't even have to be herded back in
Look who's feelin better


9/24/2026, 1 engagement
Decision has likely already been made regarding my future employment, time to eat myself alive with anxiety until Thursday when they plan on telling me the decision
Sunburned my leg so bad I can't even piss without pain
One of Richard Nixon's favorite snacks was cottage cheese sprinkled with Lawry's.
They should have executed him instead of forcing him to quit
heh


9/6/2026, 1 engagement
defederated poa.st until they figure out what happened


8/24/2026, 2 engagements
30 niggers killed in a dump landslide


8/24/2026, 1 engagement


8/19/2026, 2 engagements
steins;gate reboot launching, even reading the obviously shilled positive prelaunch reviews its gonna be d o g s h i t
David Attenborough: here we see the albino pavement ape, not to be confused with the wiggorilla, truly a fascinating creature. Watch as it imitates a higher order of primate in search of what it calls "gibs"
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8/18/2026, 1 engagement
I need more songs for my hooptie playlist so if you know any songs about shitty cars, please let me know.
Repost for visibility
8/17/2026, 1 engagement
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/08/woke-1-crazy-aoc-progressives-hong.html Lmao it only took them 6 years
That said, I'll never forget 2020, I'll never forget being told that I should lose my job for refusing to be a medical experiment, I'll never forget being told I should lose land my family held for generations because some long dead chugs lost theirs
8/17/2026, 2 engagements
Me and pet zoomer are walking through the walmart toy aisle and it's ALL irl loot boxes, I hate jews man I really do

An interesting issue where my home internet is back (source: I can post this) but my home network is not (source: I'm doing it from mobile data)
8/16/2026, 1 engagement
Georgia prosecutors have charged Deja Coleman, his mother, with second-degree murder, infuriating child safety advocates who say that hot car deaths are nearly always accidental and tragic. They stress that under the wrong circumstances, any parent could make the fatal mistake of leaving their child in a hot car.
Amber Rollins, the executive director of Kids and Car Safety, said Coleman was a "wonderful, loving mother" who, due to stress that compounded a common memory process in the brain, "lost awareness" that her baby was in the car and not at daycare where she believed he was all day.
You'll never guess the race
8/16/2026, 1 engagement
Fat bitch got out to 800yd before I ran out of ammo (my dumb ass forgot my extra boxes lmao) but that's also all my scope will dial so a 6-10mil cantilever is on the wish list next


Posed this question to my buddy the other day and I'd like to hear fedi's opinion on it: What is the most annoying bird in video gaming?
For this question we are going to assume any fast, weak, annoying flying creature is a "bird" for this question, as well as any actual avian even if they do not fit that description. Thus, a Zubat is a bird, a cliff racer is a bird, a keese is a bird, because they are all gaming birds. Kaepora Gaebora is also a bird, because he is a bird.
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8/13/2026, 1 engagement


8/12/2026, 3 engagements
"My body is a temple" bitch your body is a trash can, you fill it with garbage and there's coons always up in it
8/9/2026, 1 engagement
Still my all time favorite nugger post


8/9/2026, 2 engagements
8/9/2026, 1 engagement
Git back to New York where ya belong ya


8/9/2026, 2 engagements


8/5/2026, 2 engagements
Fatass busted out her favorite box lol


8/1/2026, 4 engagements
They should have done a naval base, Graham was always fond of semen after all
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8/1/2026, 1 engagement
Big win for renewable nat gas advocates, study drilled 1600 feet into a shale gas reservoir and found life in concentrations on par with sea water
7/31/2026, 2 engagements
That supplement company btw? jewish owned
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Email job gravy train is officially over, 2 months severance + PTO payout + unemployment should keep me good til EOY
Thank fuck I went to that job every day wanting to kill myself
wtf is this doing in the middle of rural NC


you will be long dead and buried before VR gacha games have a mesugaki loli Donald Trump in them
praise be
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Ex wife: the most trustworthy source


7/18/2026, 1 engagement
Her greed sickens me


7/16/2026, 1 engagement
Tragic news: Mitch McConnell found alive in his home