Sats Made

Tell me you can’t stop thinking about Bitcoin without telling me.

Sovereignty looks so good on you 🔥 What do you think of my T-shirt design? 🔐 #bitcoin #BTC #selfcustody #bitcoinmerch #notyourkeys

Dating in 2026: checking if his sync status is up to date before committing 🧡🤷🏻‍♀️ #bitcoin #btc #dress #bitcoinmerch

470 obituaries later, still here. Still bullish. Still stacking. Shirt link in comments below. 🐂 #bitcoin #bullish #buythedip #bitcointshirt #bitcoinhat #bitcoinmerch https://blossom.primal.net/b831661287404a81368b3d3413e92db7e1cc93d01cb7028f4f76c24869861d6f.mp4

BIG NEWS!! I've changed the shop name from 'The Bitcoin Diaries' to 'SATS MADE'! Lots of reasons why. Same designs, same quality. Just a new logo. Pls share this post to spread the word! https://blossom.primal.net/3315d854ee75ab60dd81ca609544245612ca00d19901b09cfef0c49446060537.mp4

Running Bitcoin 🧡 Celebrate the legend 🏃‍♂️ Grab yours here:

https://thebitcoindiaries.com/products/hal-finney-running-bitcoin-t-shirt

#halfinney #runningbitcoin #bitcoin #btc #zap

New Year Sale!! Biggest discount ever! Get 26% OFF for a limited time only. Jump on the site now: www.thebitcoindiaries.com #bitcoin #btc #sale #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore

Best seller!! Satoshi Quote Believe Tee. I'm all for explaining Bitcoin to no/pre-coiners. But there comes a point where no explanation will help their journey progress. That's where this shirt comes in! Grab it Today! A few hours left to get 21% OFF! 🔥 #bitcoin #btc #bitcointshirt #bitcoinshop #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #tshirt #bitcoiner #bitcoiners #satoshi #satoshinakamoto https://blossom.primal.net/2c6dc3dc630dfeb1113f384e36c8eae656c43219675c4443543efb10b6714d13.mp4

GM! ☀️ I gotta say... watching Bitcoin Nostr feeds and Club Orange app members, Bitcoiners are just way better looking than the rest of the world 🔥😍 Prove me wrong 😂 #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmeme #meme #funny #bitcoiner #bitcoiners

Christmas is over, the wrapping paper’s in the bin, and now it’s your turn. If Santa missed the mark, my stuff won’t!! Use code BOXING2025 at checkout. TODAY ONLY! 🎁 #bitcoin #btc #boxingday #sale #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop

Spreading the Bitcoin signal this Christmas with my family! What did you do this year to get the message out there?? Tell me in the comments 🧡🎅🎄 #bitcoin #btc #christmas #bitcoiner #bitcoiners

Happy Christmas, Bitcoiners! 🎅🎄 #bitcoin #BTC #christmas #meme #bitcoinmeme

#bitcoin #btc #meme #bitcoinmeme

One Bitcoin = One Bitcoin. There is only a Bull market. Bitcoin is always up! 🐂 #bitcoin #btc #bullmarket #bearmarket #tshirt #bitcoinmerch

#bitcoin #btc #tshirt #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #sale #canipayinbitcoin

GM ☀️ Christmas and moon coming! 🎅🎄🚀 #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmeme #bitcoinmemes #wenmoon #bitcoinprice #christmas #bitcoinchristmas https://blossom.primal.net/350ffae6960f563f8446c8b870c6e22589a0a0741ffb66bbdb0380e48ea41bb8.gif

How many times a week do you ask? You could just grab the tee! 👕 Orange pill this Christmas 🎅🎄

#bitcoin #btc #tshirt #bitcoinmerch #christmas #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop https://blossom.primal.net/55a8a27bda5a862f86c8eba909d1a6a645ebcab7dbaa0baba1ecc1a88aecee8d.mp4

Americans, don't miss out! 48 hours until guaranteed Christmas delivery ends! ⏰

• Premium fabrics 🌱
• Original designs 👩‍🎨
• FREE SHIPPING! 🚚
• 100% satisfaction guaranteed! 💯 Shop today to avoid the tears! 😭😂

#bitcoin #btc #christmas #gifts #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion

Guys, got your lady's gift for Christmas yet?! Check out this cutest little outfit. 🥰 Don't forget I offer FREE DELIVERY and EASY EXCHANGES. Jump on the site and grab her a pretty Bitcoin gift before Christmas delivery deadlines end 🚚

#bitcoin #btc #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #whitepaper #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #christmasgift #bitcointshirt

Sometimes subtlety can start the best conversations. Do you wear the signal around family and friends?

#bitcoin #btc #fixthemoney #fixtheworld #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore #hoodie

Warm sweaters and cold storage this Christmas 🎄

But I offer FREE SHIPPING all year round!! Don't forget - 21% OFF for the next 48 hours with code: CYBER21. Enter at checkout.

#bitcoin #BTC #christmas #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore

CYBER SALE ending soon! 21% OFF storewide. Use code: CYBER21 at checkout. Grab your favorite outfits and gifts before shipping deadlines for the holidays 🎄🎅 Don't forget - free shipping!! #bitcoin #btc #sale #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore

Naughty or nice, give yourself Bitcoin (and this ugly sweater) this Christmas!! 🎅🎄😂

#bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #funny #bitcoinmeme #bitcoinshop #christmas

It's ugly Christmas sweater season!! Order in time to annoy the family 😂

https://thebitcoindiaries.com/products/bitcoin-rudolf-ugly-knitted-crew-neck-sweater

Hard hands 💪💎 Soft tees 👕

#diamondhands #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #tshirt

Me encouraging a bigger dip so I can smash buy #bitcoin https://blossom.primal.net/d8b9d44b9bd830d800af8e1f372a6f1a480bfe056cb08f4da8f2fc0c5bf16ef4.gif

#bitcoin #BTC #bitcoinmerch #tshirts #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore #bitcoinfashion #cybersale #sale

This t-shirt is a reminder: the protocol works better without a CEO. Check out new heavyweight premium t-shirts now. 21% off with code: CYBER21. Limited time only!! ⏰

#bitcoin #BTC #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #bitcoinmerch #tshirt

Perfectly fitted 100% cotton t-shirts for women.👚 Ps. Self-custody is love 🧡 Kisses! 😘

#bitcoin #HODL #BTC #Bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoindesign #tshirt #bitcoinmeme #bitcoinmemes https://blossom.primal.net/87b84930d7de4738fb26d23869382e153bbabf89338a2d72bd9b694bbe9661cd.mp4

Wear a CEO-less logo 🧢👌

#bitcoin #btc #21million #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcoinclothing #bitcoinstore

One of my best sellers! It's like I design band merch. Satoshi is the cyber rockstar ⚡️ And we're all groupies 😂🤘

#bitcoin #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #bitcoinmerch #bitcoindesign #hat #bitconshop #bitcoinfashion #hat

Bitcoiners have great taste 😉

Those red candles are true romance. Love that dip! 🧡 #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #buythedip

Another new design.🥳 Funny? Or too dark? 🤷🏻‍♀️ #bitcoin #opsec #btc #bitcoinshop #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion https://blossom.primal.net/f630174d0e87f5fa392d8b77f9e412531ecd2c1975b3e56116880e3aec11ac0c.mp4

I decided to make a new design this morning since the price is doing its thing. Here's my 'HODL into the Sunset' Tee. Cool, calm, beachy vibes. Suitable for Bitcoiners who know to just watch the Bitcoin horizon 🌅

#bitcoin #BTC #HODL #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #hodltshirt

https://thebitcoindiaries.com/products/hodl-into-the-sunset-t-shirt

New hat design 🧢 Stay Sovereign 🫡 #bitcoin #btc #hat #bitcoinmerch #sovereign #opsec #bitcoinhat https://blossom.primal.net/57bfd8dc7866620c8a37e4df3d3fbb94eedcf6865aabc29cb271a8c9dddb4d72.png

For the Bitcoin Maxis who know Section 7. “Reclaiming Disk Space.” Satoshi said it first - Now it’s on a tee. 🧡

#bitcoin #bitcoinmaxi #btc #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcointshirt #opsec #satoshi #sastoshinakamoto #whitepaper #bitcoinfashion

This is a little bit too cute today 🥰 Would you like sats with that? ☕️

#bitcoin #hardmoney #stacksats #bitcoinmerch #bitcointshirt #bitcoinfashion #tshirtdesign #bitcoinshop

Can't stop this train 🚂 Toot! Toot! 😂

#bitcoin #btc #cantstopthistrain #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcointshirt #bitcoindesign #bitcoinmemes #bitcoinmeme

New OpSec design 'Permissionless'! With a sneaky reference to Port 8333 for the techies. Don't ask. Just do. Buy it 💪

🚚 Free shipping

👌 100% cotton

👕 Exclusive design you won't find anywhere else.

#bitcoin #btc #opsec #permissionless #techie #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinclothing #dontask #port8333

Vires in numeris - An ancient Roman phrase with a tech upgrade. It represents the strength in numbers relating to people in the community. AND strength in the math that's involved in the Bitcoin tech itself. 💪 New design from my OpSec collection. Grab it and strengthen our numbers.

#bitcoin #btc #viresinnumeris #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcointshirt #opsec #bitcoindesign #strengthinnumbers

The FUD gets heavy sometimes. Spot each other through the dips. 💪

#bitcoin #FUD #btc #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcoinmerch #bitcoingym #bitcoindesign #tshirtdesign

Do you run your own node? I made you a hat! 🧢

https://blossom.primal.net/6aaa950d67ac892e881ffa82856287fc17f35f496eef9575ce45e042e596cc21.webp #noderunner #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinhat #bitcoinmerch #opsec #node #nodes

Recognise this number? Then we're friends. 😉

#networkidentifier #bitcoin #node #btc #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinclothing #opsec

This OG design is for the bittie babes! 'Bee' humble? Well... we can try😆🐝

#behumble #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshirt #bitcoindesign

Do you celebrate the 3rd of Jan? Grab this new OpSec t-shirt now and be ready for the party 🥳

#genesisblock #opsec #bitcoin #btc #bitcointshirt #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcoindesign #03jan2009

A simple list of numbers to most people in the world. They don't get it. You do. 😎 Check out full new OpSec collection and find your favourites.

#bitcoin #btc #bitcoinhalving #bitcoinhat #OpSec #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #thebitcoindiaries

Satoshi's famous quote on a t-shirt. For when you're a little exhausted explaining his genius.

#satoshi #satoshinakamoto #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinshirt #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinmerch #oversizedtshirt

Do you recognise the legend on my new t-shirt design? If you do, then we're friends. IYKYK. 🏃‍♂️ Tap that 🧡

#bitcoin #runningbitcoin #opsec #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcointshirt #halfinney https://blossom.primal.net/f55a497ae224bf226185ca432d05b2c75539a350dd2da088d9d87f5aa81074be.mp4

I love my new 'Freedom' design. It's a barcode that looks like prison bars being broken. I made it in protest to the digital ideas being proposed in countries like the UK (and maybe Australia soon, too). Screw that!

#freedom #freedomtshirt #opsec #bitcoin #btc #digitalid #digitalids #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop

No FUD. HODL. 💪 #hodl #buythedip #nofud #bitcoin #btc #bitcointshirt #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore #bitcoinfashion

Do you know how to find Satoshi's whitepaper? Check out our new uber OpSec designs today! #opsec #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #whitepaper #bitcoin #btc #satoshitshirt #opsectshirt

I’ve made a few new geeky OpSec designs! Some might be a little obscure. No Googling - if you recognise them all, write 'yes' in the comments 🤓

https://thebitcoindiaries.com/collections/opsec

#opsec #bitcoin #btc #geeky #techie #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcointshirt

What's on your shopping list for today? 🛍️ Got sats?!⚡️ #buythedip #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmemes #flashsale #bitcoinprice #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcointshirt https://blossom.primal.net/4489dfa360de72c9caa9903fa014c6798be8955d48969eab7e7b1d552306e7b6.mp4

Plan your escape ✈️⛵️ #opsec #catchmeifyoucan #bitcoin #selfcustody #btc #bitcoinshop #bitcointshirt #opsectshirt #freedom https://blossom.primal.net/cf95b9710bf071c84eef814da7eaa43b3e33e295cc8a46e6243d0584c066ba39.mp4

Launching some chunky oversized cut t-shirts. Here's another new OPSEC design. Got any other design ideas for the range? #bitcoin #ungovernable #opsec #btc #bitcoinmemes #bitcoinshop #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinstore #bitcoinfashion https://blossom.primal.net/47b103232b339fdb15fc0ed1987c5e2ce6974875e740db4379c1d327559532c8.mp4

New OSPEC hoodie design for the guys! What's your best privacy tip to keep your data safe? 🔒 #bitcoin #btc #privacy #privacymatters #digitalprivacy #cybersecurity #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinhoodie #opsechoodie #opsecmerch https://blossom.primal.net/d3c258334633e5a9a7a82301b2ee327652e7bd461149eb853a52bb2bb67481e8.mp4

New design! Don't trust. Verify. #bitcoin #btc #geek #donttrustverify #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinsweatshirt

Bitcoiners flirting be like... #bitcoin #btc #21million #bitcoinhoodie #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinmeme #bitcoinmemes https://blossom.primal.net/c8b4dad2081f88c9a42fc9682b1b0926b59337b3d03377c10b6f14dbb373fb79.mp4

Creed T-Shirt Design! The bull market made me do it. #creed #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinprice #125k #ath #alltimehigh #bitcointshirt #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion https://blossom.primal.net/01771af2a8ab0b83d73242a870c328242450de47b88e3eef87fbaef925e64264.mp4

New hat design 🧢 One for the OGs, and those who want to celebrate the people who helped make Bitcoin what it is today 🧡 #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinhhat #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinOG #classof2009

Not a crystal ball. Just a t-shirt. Still accurate tho. 🐂🆙 #bitcoin #btc #ath #alltimehigh #bitcoinmeme #bitcoinmemes #bitcointshirt #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #bullruntshirt

Paris Hilton follows The Bitcoin Diaries on X! 🥰

Check out the t-shirt I made as a tribute to the OG Bitcoiner!

That's hot. 🔥

#bitcoin #btc #parishilton #bitcointshirt #bitcoinfashion #thatshot https://blossom.primal.net/cffa0b9aafd27ac4753f662005d7258bf8f0b9bc0929aa056e7587ab33b36b5a.mp4

I made this Michael Saylor Sweatshirt design for a laugh and some legend bought it!! 😂 The perfect outfit to celebrate an ATH. It's coming. 📈 #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmeme #funny #michaelsaylor #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinsweatshirt #bitcoinshop #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinmemes #ATH #alltimehigh

How to Flirt with a Bitcoiner: Lesson 3. 🥰😂 Would it work on you? #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmeme #meme #dating #funny #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore #bitcoinmerch #bitcoindress

What if the most important act of protest of the 21st century is just a newspaper headline hidden inside a block of code? #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #satoshitshirt #satoshinakamototshirt #bitcoinshop #genesisblock #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinfashion https://blossom.primal.net/a6035e52d88699c833fe668331ae9339b8d603285cb47beac8e9722216818bbf.mp4

The four ghosts of the apocalypse: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Sam Bankman-Fried. #bitcoin #btc #bitcointshirt #bitcoinmerch #videogame #retrogaming #pacman

Some of my tattoos I regret. Designing this Satoshi Tattoo Tee? Never. 😉 #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #satoshitshirt #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmerch #biitcoinshop

Made this Bitcoin Jungle t-shirt design for the Limited Edition collection. Every tee sold $10 of sats gets donated to @BitcoinJungleCR Check it out in the store! #bitcoin #btc #bitcointshirt #limitededition #bitcoinshop #bitcoincharity #notforprofit #bitcoinstore #bitcoinmerch https://blossom.primal.net/5325790c51deb2b6c8f18fc84d064f0298182de2d71b0168af4b5edaf87019f0.mp4

My official nomination for the GOAT. Debate over.🐐 #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #bitcoin #btc #bitcoindress #teambitcoin

If Bitcoin is 'Magic Internet Money', what's Fiat..? #bitcoin #btc #magicinternetmoney #bitcoinmeme #bitcoinmemes #meme #fiat https://blossom.primal.net/e9b899ab8baca6274a2c20b2078e1ec2b0d35b9055e42e30491c161091b90673.mp4

Some people call this product placement. I call it a peaceful protest you can wear. Because #Bitcoin merch isn't about selling. It's about inspiring us all to help the disenfranchised.

#hope #btc #buybitcoin #bitcoinhat #satoshinakamoto #satoshi #satoshinakamotohoodie #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore #bitcoinfashion https://blossom.primal.net/04dd1b0645268e5e02bb7a8b884d07030066236930ec06b9bbf60c1b6b2e4379.mp4

Dress cute, hodl hard. #Bitcoin babes don’t play around. #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinbabe #bitcoinfashion #bitcoinshop #bitcoinstore

I don't get my financial advice from analysts. I get it from a billionaire on Twitter and t-shirts.

#bitcoin #foreverlaura #michaelsaylor #bitcointshirt #michaelsaylortshirt

Are you a #Bitcoin groupie? I designed this graphic for you. Grab the tee. #bitcoiner #bitcointshirt #bitcoinmerch #music #rocknroll #thebitcoindiaries https://blossom.primal.net/da6e2318a0095d6e8c41bf4e7f6ef0afc76b0f4e687218e0abd968aa68a0ecfe.mp4

My latest contribution to the culture: bad romantic poetry. 💕 #satoshi #satoshinakamoto #bitcoin #bitcoinmeme #bitcoinmemes #bitcoinromance

Yeah, pass the nachos and chill... Would you wear this hoodie print I designed? Or did I go too far? Let me know in the comments. Ps. This print also comes in sneakers 👟👌 #bitcoin #bitcoinhoodie #bitcoinmeme #funny #btc #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop https://blossom.primal.net/14ab1c3fb16f599b519f75505a0928d0fdb78efde6a3016ee4c53cc2e0e82b9c.mp4

Single ladies... What would you do? #endthefed #bitcoinmeme https://blossom.primal.net/03242edcfac1f1f27bb577f02ba332b53f9764aafae781e0d133f2fb32effd42.mp4

Some days it feels like being a badass. Some days, like a bit of a weirdo. I haven't made a t-shirt for the latter yet. https://blossom.primal.net/718a4e7d0e5f90f99b5705ecc29b78d75e8adf6dc46248576eb27f8308206bd0.mp4 #bitcoin #badass #bitcoiner #rebel

You know you're a #bitcoiner when... oops... he should have said Nostr! #bitcoin #bitcoinmeme

Apparently, running a full node is the new thirst trap. #bitcoin #bitcoinmeme #flirting101

Being a genius is 5% a high IQ and 95% understanding that 21 million is a very small number. #bitcoin

My dating advice has a 100% success rate at keeping you single. It’s called self-custody. Follow me for more tips. #bitcoin #datingadvice #zaps #bitcoiner #geek #bitcoinmeme https://blossom.primal.net/89928f77f541e305652f36be7cd1d6fbef731ea6a85f859654ab03a8261fa1bd.mp4

#bitcoin pick-up lines 😂 Hilarious or epic fail? https://blossom.primal.net/80bc0c523ce5f64551042af27b3ca89b76da141fa4e137412aa4d2237444ad1e.mp4

Nostr for the win!! How do you like this cute t-shirt?! Comes in mens as well 💪👕 Check out the site today for a huge range of Bitcoin and OPSEC designs. https://blossom.primal.net/9eee3fac342f58ceab9ba4f0cdf23e60884b68dc2c68059c2a527073ec9ac314.mp4 #nostr #zaps #bitcoin#tshirt #nostrtshirt #nostrtee

Do you still have chairs? Or more sats? https://blossom.primal.net/18e0c97bd7d2d94279a2c5d58c8aa065d5b8a9990b547a07f4ff73a14bdea794.mp4 #bitcoin #bitcoinmeme #stacksats

WE'RE LIVE!! The Bitcoin Diaries has REOPENED! Jump on the site and check out your favourites and a few new products and prints that we've added over the past few weeks. Thanks for your patience! 🧡 #bitcoin #bitcoinmerch #bitcoinshop #bitcointshirt https://thebitcoindiaries.com/ https://blossom.primal.net/cca15ce34774cb167a94eaa9c1a484f8989d4b70002a7db3293a74235d3020d7.gif

#bitcoiner couple goals 🥰 #bitcoin #btc #bitcoinmerch #bitcointshirt

How safe is your seed phrase? Take care of your #bitcoin https://blossom.primal.net/63a92cb4e3069a921e9145d91cff2c5a80ce713e13e3a6acfb1ec1f97544c4d7.mp4

When #Bitcoiners try to flirt... Follow me for more dating advice 😏 #bitcoin #zaps #btc #bitcoinmemes

If you only buy one... #Satoshi cries 😭😂 #bitcoin https://blossom.primal.net/d91df1e57303d4e33d7098753fc994f3b47284202b9e25af9278b842f758afb1.mp4