benthecarman

Pleblab is the best lab.

https://mempool.space/tx/7a33f5cd6bcad30416749d65a0397483eee4d082a0349da82cb7bd8dc1c00058

OP_RETURN Bot now supports BOLT 12!

https://mempool.space/tx/245df889db9db9b8af06d6bc5c6ecf5b6acc69d28b3742c0c2e6b807090ffba0

op-return bot uses ldk-server now

https://mempool.space/tx/ab81d16e88f505919a9186c3d258503a667b1928827cacbc0c982d5f4d5f2572

magoo's first OP_RETURN

https://mempool.space/tx/e66c3ec9659a402d3be780fbeff36812a5c2415c613dd0c78d1d3642cad71532

OnilX

https://mempool.space/tx/091554f4f9413114d41c5dab78d8731d9141bc36a77432f6c302ac12f38d6174

L+C 19-9-2026

https://mempool.space/tx/71cc1b938e1aa040a6bf983e0cf91e58d423ea4a6b61c01342cebcb5b8041acf

9/11. [09.11.2001] - it went all downhill from there.

https://mempool.space/tx/936ae8351033c64aa0d4a521f0a644e8e0f2ec77b2ccf59b0602281adb17d1cc

systema pecuniarium inflatum. MMXXVII. flatulentia.

https://mempool.space/tx/843dd1375aaff0c1ee9b12cc40e7764802b59470383e99aaf38b8638544710b5

09.11.2026, it all went downhill from there.

https://mempool.space/tx/ca8396c493dfcb65a46490cd3a6138dbae20d46bfabb5ae8fb2fdaf25f0e4bec

Not talking riddles. The 2 Towers. Whatever happened there... /WR

https://mempool.space/tx/60d3409dd68129d132c6eef8492a5f8dfc53c3af51e7e45154990cec6f763b15

T&N ⚭ 11.09.2026

https://mempool.space/tx/4898276d9fc74981090b2a0a4dd127c823f0bed292c20162cea451aedb4eb597

The most wonderful thing about love is when the “I" and "you” suddenly becomes “we”.

https://mempool.space/tx/4bbedf78e82cfc68881c106d0cdb62bf1f4fa46f5e35cc92cf913fcc61d8bbd0

Hookers and Blow

https://mempool.space/tx/f4b907c880ee01d455464e4ea404d5b6f1f46953210baddfe76fc1b8d273f169

It was an Inside Job - follow the White Rabbit.

https://mempool.space/tx/36a0d34b6d9a75a9ce303e2fef574b06088bf806a1fa03d9c2967f29574edfae

T&M ∞ 05.06.2026

https://mempool.space/tx/d1a74f978aa4ee4baee8b614a73363db9bbfa23052d843866d33a4ec4847b964

1. Busca fricción: Lo fácil crea hombres blandos. Lo difícil crea historia.
2. Vuelve a la realidad: Ducha fría, corre ,levanta algo pesado, ayuna, contacto humano real.
3. No consumas, crea: Usa tu mente, no la IA.
4. Elige el camino duro: La comodidad es la tumba del alma.

https://mempool.space/tx/ac203481b061034e4b29fefd891c6884c9a0003166c734c67b7834d61e7faa13

Disciplina: Actúa, no hables . Trabaja duro y descansa. Carácter: Sé un hombre de palabra. Hazlo con amor. Defensa: Mantén la calma, la postura y el silencio. No reacciones emocionalmente. Sistema: te quieren consumidor y pobre, no productor ni rico. El dinero y la política son control. Supervivencia: Sé anónimo. usa efectivo (btc,oro). protege tu identidad de la red. Sin política. Sin ego. Meta: La libertad no se pide, se toma en las sombras,El éxito es ser dueño de tu tiempo.

https://mempool.space/tx/ea14acb325dee88da07967e0c5f52a4bfa793e68307e3f32c32004e14bf87569

now in rust

https://mempool.space/tx/afd1e2d80c9307abbb843f9bde4a79e7f40183a984a6396f4d3ee8a9253cdbe9

Just opened PR to nips for Bolt12 Zaps!

https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/2421

Can someone zap me. Testing something

If you only use nostr for the "other stuff", you live a better life

Speaking at bitcoin 2026!

Need to make nostr easier for bots lol

My claw bot built an interactive web page in pika, that's his status page and it even has buttons to let me send messages to it

What does Spotify think I'm doing

Broncos first seed 😎

Dropped a hot dog in my lap tonight

Broke up with my girl and now I have no one to text all my stupid thoughts to so ig I'll post them here

New tron movie wasn't half bad

Project I made, will send out when any non standard txs get in my mempool or mined.

How to travel without getting sick everytime

Is there a way to transfer your bitchat identity between phones?

Is there a good open source cashu lightning address sever

Learning to cook is the highest roi skill everyone can do

Dune 2 ruined the first movie for me. I used to watch it all the time but now I feel like if I watch 1, I have to watch the second but that's a 6 hour ordeal

Need to get this gun so if I ever go out in a blaze of glory the headline would be funny

I started reading the epic of gilgamesh and this book is hilarious. It's like 50 shades of gray for men.

Opens with telling a girl to go to a guy, get naked and lay on the ground with her legs open until he fucks her. Then they fuck for 7 days

Simpler times back then

Just saw 2001 a space odyssey. This was the worst movie I've ever seen. There was basically no dialogue, the plot made no sense, it only had good special effects, am I alone in this?

The greatest crime against humanity is how much we've utterly failed to live up to 20th century scifi

Updated to ios 26 and everything feels way more chunky

Christopher Nolan is the goat

If I was a billioai I'd spend a ton of money on building things that'll forever. Inscribe tons of things into stone, building things like Mount Rushmore or the pyramids